#22511: Phoenix -> Hotkid05

Phoenix: Hey

Phoenix: You into Yaoi?

Hotkid05: whos this

Phoenix: Adam

Phoenix: You know me.

Hotkid05: adam who

Phoenix: Don’t fuck around man, you KNOW who this is.

Hotkid05: im serious adam who

Phoenix: So whats up? We havn’t talked for a while.

Hotkid05: nm

Phoenix: How you been?

Hotkid05: where u from

Hotkid05: good u

Phoenix: Alright

Hotkid05: where do u live at

Phoenix: …

Phoenix: You still acting like you don’t know me bro?

Hotkid05: where

Phoenix: Fine, fuck you too.

Phoenix: We talked for months!

Hotkid05: im drunk as hell

Phoenix: Now I’m not your boy? Now you act like I’m nothing?

Phoenix: Go fuckyourself man, I don’t need you.

Hotkid05: im sorry

Phoenix: ….alright, alright.

Phoenix: But stop playin man,you know I don’t like that shit

Hotkid05: do u know my name??

Phoenix: No, we only talked online.

Hotkid05: r u straight??

Phoenix: The hell? You a moron or something? Can’t you remember anything?

Hotkid05: yea im sorry

Hotkid05: how r u

Phoenix: Fine, annoyed at you asking all this stupid shit though.

Hotkid05: my bad

Phoenix: It’s alright holmes, it’s fine.

Hotkid05: do u have a girl now

Phoenix: Hell ya boy, you know me. I can get em whenever I try.

Phoenix: Broke up with that other girl though, ya remember Faith?

Phoenix: Oh, of course you don’t, lol.

Hotkid05: yea

Phoenix: How bout you?

Hotkid05: no kidding

Hotkid05: no

Phoenix: Man, that sucks.

Hotkid05: i need 2 get laid

Phoenix: Heh, I hear that.

Phoenix: Course, it must be hard.

Hotkid05: why u say that

Phoenix: I mean you don’t remember shit, you act dumb all the time.

Hotkid05: thanx

Phoenix: Like this shit you were pulling with me.

Hotkid05: my bad man

Phoenix: If I was a girl I woulda called you a fag, man.

Phoenix: Course you are a fuckin fag.

Phoenix: I mean you act all quire and dainty.

Phoenix: Plus all that sick porn you look at?

Phoenix: That’s fucked up man.

Phoenix: I mean, all those links you were sending me…

Phoenix: “Big booty ass sucking” God, sick shit.

Phoenix: No wonder you pretend you don’t know me, I’d be embarrased too.

Phoenix: Course you were drunk but still…

Phoenix: You there, holmes?

Phoenix: Meh, you’re probably wanking it to some of that weird gay cartoon guy shit again, may you fucked up

 

#22507: davepoobond -> zackrat123

davepoobond: heyyy!!!

zackrat123: hey

davepoobond: been a while

zackrat123: who is this?

zackrat123: ya

davepoobond: you don’t remember?

zackrat123: nope

davepoobond: i’m your cousin, Richard

zackrat123: o hi richard

davepoobond: hi

zackrat123: i havent seen u in like 5 years

davepoobond: yeah i know

davepoobond: sucks don’t it

zackrat123: ya

davepoobond: so how’s life been treatin’ ya

zackrat123 signed off at 4:56:46 PM.

zackrat123 signed on at 4:56:52 PM.

davepoobond: how’s life been treatin’ ya

zackrat123: good

zackrat123: im jkin i no ur not my cousin richard i dont even have a cousin richard

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: you’ve been fuckin around with me

zackrat123: ya

davepoobond: here i am in my identity crisis

davepoobond: trying to find out who i am

davepoobond: and you fuck around with me

zackrat123: hehehe

davepoobond: by the way, hyundai makes civics

zackrat123: o

zackrat123: no honda civic

davepoobond: hyundai civic, you jackass

davepoobond: don’t fall in

zackrat123: dont fall in wat

davepoobond: your own shit

davepoobond: cause you’re just full of it

zackrat123: o

zackrat123: ok

zackrat123: but search for honda civic and it will show it

davepoobond: unh hunh..

davepoobond: tell me other funny jokes

zackrat123 wants to directly connect.

zackrat123: accept

zackrat123 is now directly connected.

davepoobond: dood

zackrat123: (shows a picture of a Honda civic)

zackrat123: honda civic

zackrat123: but y do u want to know

davepoobond: no reason

davepoobond: mwah

davepoobond: mwahahahah

davepoobond: nayway1@3!

zackrat123 direct connection is closed.

zackrat123: ok

davepoobond: have you been to my website

zackrat123: nope

davepoobond: g-g-g-g-g-g-go

zackrat123: wat is it

davepoobond: a humor site

zackrat123: wats the link

davepoobond: www.squackle.com

zackrat123: eeewwwwww

davepoobond: ?

zackrat123: i went to it

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: what’s so ewwww about it

zackrat123: i didnt go to it but i dont want to

davepoobond: ok!

davepoobond: Why do you think you think that i think what?

zackrat123: ?

zackrat123 signed off at 5:07:41 PM.

 

WoW Chat #22440 davepoobond -> Sandychris

In trade chat, Sandychris is selling expensive mounts and other stuff, so I say to her…

davepoobond: 20k each

Sandychris: sorry only real money.:P

davepoobond: gold is real money

Sandychris: lol i mean$

davepoobond: yeah, $20k

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: thats what i wanna give you,,,,

Sandychris: sorry i dont wanna ur gold.:P

davepoobond: it is real gold

davepoobond: i just need a down payment to bring th gold into the country

Sandychris: i know, but we dont use it.:P

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: how?

davepoobond: i need it to pay the customs fees

davepoobond: but i will pay you back with the gold, cause its actual bullion

Sandychris: lol thanks

davepoobond: but i need these mounts

davepoobond: i told you i would pay you real gold money

Sandychris: i told u i only need $.:P

davepoobond: are you a girl

Sandychris: Yeah why

davepoobond: what is your cup size

Sandychris: what?

davepoobond: how big are your breasts

Sandychris: oh god

Sandychris: why do u know?

Sandychris: big enough

davepoobond: i want to know because i like boobs

Sandychris: ewww

davepoobond: what is so ew about that?

davepoobond: do you not like boobs?

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: are u married?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: are you?

Sandychris: no

Sandychris: i am younger than u

davepoobond: how old are you?

Sandychris: why dont u get married?

Sandychris: i am younger 10 years old then u.:P

davepoobond: i am trying to find a good woman

Sandychris: Nice

davepoobond: when do you want to get married

Sandychris: maybe 25 or 26.:)

davepoobond: can i ask you a question

Sandychris: sure

davepoobond: do you like butt sex

Sandychris: sure why?

davepoobond: i was just wondering

davepoobond: can i ask you another question

Sandychris: okay

davepoobond: will you marry me

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: i cant

davepoobond: why not?

davepoobond: you like everything i like

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: but i am not live in USA

davepoobond: details, my love

Sandychris: i am living in China,lol

davepoobond: that is ok

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: so, since we are getting married, you will be able to come to usa

Sandychris: lol never

davepoobond: do you like china?

Sandychris: sure

davepoobond: why

Sandychris: do u like USA?

davepoobond: yes

Sandychris: then my answer is same with u

davepoobond: but i am a citizen of the world, i can live anywhere i want to

davepoobond: if you will not come to me, i will go to you

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: are u a rich person?

davepoobond: yes, i have gold in many countries

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: how long is your tongue?

Sandychris: lol

davepoobond: hello?

Sandychris: hello

davepoobond: what kind of activities do you like to do in your free time

Sandychris: nothing

davepoobond: do you know nancy?

davepoobond: i havent heard from her for a long time

Sandychris: who is Nancy?

davepoobond: she works in china doing the same thing you do

Sandychris: i dont know here

davepoobond: she got married

Sandychris: her

Sandychris: Yeah

davepoobond: and then another person, named danny said she was dead

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: which site does she from?

Sandychris: do u know ?

Sandychris: u can contact with her by livechat on her site

davepoobond: i think from susanexpress

Sandychris: lol

Sandychris: did u buy gold or mount before?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: we were friends

Sandychris: i am not working for susanexpress.:P

davepoobond: i was so happy to hear she was getting married

Sandychris: lol nice

davepoobond: and then a week later someone said she was dead

Sandychris: lol so weird

davepoobond: i think it was because she was dealing drugs

Sandychris: ahh?

davepoobond: opium

Sandychris: horrible

davepoobond: but she was so nice.  she had to sit on a box and type on her computer

Sandychris: why sit on a box?

davepoobond: they did not allow them to have chairs

Sandychris: lol horrilbe

Sandychris: i cant believe

Sandychris: chinese boss is good and cent do like this

davepoobond: what is your favorite movie

Sandychris: why should i tell u?

Sandychris: Forest Gump

Sandychris: do u know?

davepoobond: yes, i know that movie

davepoobond: it is a good movie

davepoobond: what is your favorite part

Sandychris: do u love it ?

davepoobond: yes

Sandychris: every is good

davepoobond: why do you like it

Sandychris: not sure

 

WoW Chat #22439: davepoobond -> Spoonpie

Spoonpie is trying to sell a Magic Rooster Egg in Trade Chat (a rare mount).

So I whisper him with my bid…

davepoobond: 20k

Spoonpie: what?

davepoobond: final offer

Spoonpie: ur an idiot

davepoobond: what

Spoonpie: i have n offer for 250k

Spoonpie: and ur offering me 20k?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: because you still havent taken the 250k and you’re calling me an idiot

davepoobond: so it must not exist since your’e still trying to sell it

Spoonpie: because clearly i can get more?

davepoobond: clearly

Spoonpie: how about u open trade with me

Spoonpie: then we sill see ho is the poor idiot

davepoobond: ok sure

Spoonpie: on ur wy to IF?

Spoonpie: SW*

davepoobond: no, you can come to me

 

WoW Chat #22142: davepoobond -> Sanydiusw

Sanydiusw is selling rare mounts in trade.

davepoobond: ill buy it for 10k

Sanydiusw: lol no thanks

davepoobond: how much for magic rooster egg then???

Sanydiusw: Cash

davepoobond: whats that

Sanydiusw: $

davepoobond: gold?

Sanydiusw: No

davepoobond: ??

davepoobond: can i trade you a copy of death to all humans: big willy unleashed

Sanydiusw: only real money.:(

davepoobond: and a flask of winds

Sanydiusw: Sorry.:P

Sanydiusw: sorry

davepoobond: what are you sorry for

Sanydiusw: coz we selling them in $.:)

davepoobond: who is we???

Sanydiusw: dollars

davepoobond: who

Sanydiusw: our company.:)

davepoobond: what is a that

Sanydiusw: i am a gold seller

davepoobond: i thought you said you dont want gold?

davepoobond: i have a sick

davepoobond: i need god to fix to my visa

 

WoW Chat #21934: Slevinn -> davepoobond

In trade chat…

[2] [davepoobond]: i am almost at 3 million gold

Slevinn: how do you make so much gold

Slevinn: i will give you a bj for a million

davepoobond: r u a grl

Slevinn: yes

davepoobond: how big r ur boobs

Slevinn: 34c

davepoobond: what is the psi of your mouth

Slevinn: i have no gage reflex

davepoobond: psi!

davepoobond: pounds/square inch

Slevinn: is that like sucking pressure or what

davepoobond: yes

Slevinn: more then you can handle

davepoobond: sounds interesting

davepoobond: how much experience do you have

Slevinn: enough

davepoobond: do you have any personal references

Slevinn: haha not that play wow

davepoobond: i see…

davepoobond: i have inside sources that say 34c is small, do you beg to differ?

Slevinn: yeah

davepoobond: are there any extra addons

Slevinn: 4

davepoobond: 4 what

davepoobond: i meant like perks

davepoobond: what makes you different from the competition

davepoobond: 34c isnt small, its a nice size

davepoobond: i looked it up on google

 

Apple Live Chat #21331

• You are chatting with David J, an Apple Expert

David J: Hi, my name is David J. Welcome to Apple!

David J: Good evening!

davepoobond: Hello

David J: How may I assist you?

David J: Hello!

davepoobond: I was just clicking around and saw the Live Chat thing, but I think i may have already solved my own problem cause i opened an expresslane thing

davepoobond: my mouse’s mouse ball stopped working

davepoobond: and this is the second mouse im on, i have applecare and all

David J: I’m sorry to hear that.

David J: Did you rub the mouse button over a cleaning cloth? Sometimes that will clear it up.

davepoobond: i did, and in doing so the mouse ball seemed to start getting damaged

davepoobond: i see some stripping on the mouse ball

David J: It would still be covered under the Applecare plan if it is defective.

David J: You can continue on the express lane and contact AppleCare or call them tomorrow at 1800-275-2273

David J: 9-9 EST daily.

davepoobond: and i tried it after i cleaned it and the clicks dont seem to work either.

davepoobond: thank you, i’ll definitely call them tomorrow

David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?

davepoobond: do you have tips on how i can avoid this again with my next mouse, though?

David J: What operating system are you using?

davepoobond: mac

davepoobond: os x

David J: Tiger? Leopard? Snow Leopard?

davepoobond: Snow Leopard

David J: How much ram is your computer using?

davepoobond: 1 gig

David J: Here’s an interesting thing that happened with my mouse.

David J: I had the same problem with the trackball not working often. But when I upgraded to more ram in my computer, it works perfectly fine.

davepoobond: ah interesting

David J: Do you know if you can upgrade your ram?

davepoobond: yeah the apple book told me i could

David J: Go ahead and give AppleCare a call and see what they recommend. Then ask them about upgrading the ram to see if that can help.

davepoobond: will do. sounds like an awesome idea

David J: 1800-275-2273

David J: 9-9 EST daily.

David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?

davepoobond: yeah, just so that i know you’re not completely nuts, please just tell me you were joking about the ram thing

David J: Actually, no it worked!

David J: I upgraded from 2gb of ram to 8gb and my mouse no longer has trouble scrolling.

David J: Maybe it was just coincidental, but I haven’t had an issue with it at all!

davepoobond: i dont believe in coincidence. i belive in fate.

David J: Do you have an Apple store near you?

davepoobond: yeah

David J: You can take the mouse by the store and test it out and see if it works with more ram!

David J: If not, then let the store take a look at it and see if it is defective and in need of being replaced.

David J: They can also show you how to clean it properly.

davepoobond: awesome, sounds like a plan.

David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?

davepoobond: No, thank you, i appreciate your help.

David J: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.

 

#21268: dys4iK -> sweet_thang_for_u_2002

While reading this, keep in mind that dys4iK is not Josh. Whoever he was, he’s fucked now. “dys4iK is NOT Josh, never was, and never will be.”

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey hey hey

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: sup josh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey did u ever call tracy?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our grad. practice is thur right?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey u there?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh???

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u called tracy right

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y u ignoring me???????

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m ur girlfriend!!!!!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talk to me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: look

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i mean come on josh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine whatever

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ignore me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: see if i care

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok what the fuck!!!!!!!!!

dys4iK: bot.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u gonna talk to me or not

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bot???

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh?

dys4iK: I have no clue who the hell you are,

dys4iK: but this sure is interesting,.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh!!!

dys4iK: you’re josh?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is wrong with u

dys4iK: I thought I was supposed to be josh.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u drunk

dys4iK: I think you should go find the right Josh.

dys4iK: I wish I was drunk…

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u

dys4iK: haha.

dys4iK: ok.

dys4iK: how’d you find me?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur on my list

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!

dys4iK: I’m not going anywhere tommorow night.

dys4iK: I spend my days sitting at my computer,

dys4iK: jerking off to weird porn.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u adcting like this

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh what is wrong with u??

dys4iK: ’cause i’m in hard drugs.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u never did drugs

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u said u quit

dys4iK: I lied.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u were lying?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what??????????

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg

dys4iK: in fact,

dys4iK: I could be on drugs,

dys4iK: _right now)_

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y do u always pull this shit

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur goin off to osu next year

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur doin drugs

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal

dys4iK: yep.

dys4iK: drugs and college.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg

dys4iK: hoo-rah.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive that

dys4iK: yep

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u ever call tracy

dys4iK: I’ve gotta go fuck my sister now.

dys4iK: back in a bit.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur sister is only 8

dys4iK: oh, hey, right.

dys4iK: ok.

dys4iK: my cousin, then.

dys4iK: how old are my cousins?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u know how old ur cousins are

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont be stupid

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u high?

dys4iK: I can’ help it,

dys4iK: it’s the drugs.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal josh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok

dys4iK: my deal?

dys4iK: ten bucks an hour.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can get through this

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsut call me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u call tracy

dys4iK: who’s tracy?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tracy randlof

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember

dys4iK: sure.

dys4iK: she was a nice lay.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u slept with here

dys4iK: of course.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u didnt

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh i’m crying b/c of u

dys4iK: her and some other girl.

dys4iK: it was fun!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: JOSH

dys4iK: and some guy.

dys4iK: I think.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U

dys4iK: I can’t really remember.

dys4iK: the world was funny colours at the time.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY

dys4iK: no, not gay.

dys4iK: not yet.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN

dys4iK: but if you keep this up, maybe.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT

dys4iK: it happened tommorow!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: TOMORROW???

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?

dys4iK: yeah.

dys4iK: tommorow.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh

dys4iK: yeah?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m gonna come over ok

dys4iK: over to canada?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: canada??

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what are u talkin about

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u dont seem to good

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: im comin over

dys4iK: I already told you I’m not josh.

dys4iK: but you seem to believe I am,

dys4iK: so I’m playing the part.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever

dys4iK: but, I can’t play it in person.

dys4iK: sorry.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m gonna break up with u

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we are over

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: 9 months of nothing

dys4iK: yep.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u cuz of the name

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not stupid

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god

dys4iK: yeah.

dys4iK: such a stupid name.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i’m on my way over

dys4iK: ok.

dys4iK: see you in a few days.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can have break up sex

dys4iK: hoo-rah.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tehn i’m leaving

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: for good

dys4iK: yay.

dys4iK: you promise to never phone?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur supposed to be mad

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and begging me to stay

dys4iK: why would I be mad?

dys4iK: oh, sorry.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: b/c i’m leaving u

dys4iK: please don’t leave me!

dys4iK: please stay!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever

dys4iK: wahhhh!

dys4iK: *cries*

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: uknow what

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: forget

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: it

dys4iK: ok!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not comin over

dys4iK: gladly!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: screw u

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont talk to me ever again

dys4iK: you don’t want to get into the threesome?

dys4iK: hey, speaking of which,

dys4iK: I should get back to sex.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who is there

dys4iK: tracy.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ………….

dys4iK: ……………..!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (

dys4iK: come on.

dys4iK: you enjoyed it too.

dys4iK: I know about you two.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm

dys4iK: when you got drunk?

dys4iK: at some party.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur talkin about

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ……………..

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a long time ago

dys4iK: there you go.

dys4iK: see?

dys4iK: it was fun.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i was drunk josh

dys4iK: deal with it.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what if it was

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a ont time thing

dys4iK: I can’t fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what has gotten itno u

dys4iK: I told you!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dys4iK: drugs.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m tellin ur parents

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u need help

dys4iK: when I figure out who you are…

dys4iK: haha.

dys4iK: ok.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who I am!!!!

dys4iK: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom,

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wat do u mean by that

dys4iK: and dad is drunk with some other woman.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm, she is at my house

dys4iK: she is?

dys4iK: since when?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what are u talkin about

dys4iK: hey, whoa.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: she has been here all da

dys4iK: our dads are fucking?

dys4iK: when did that start?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever

dys4iK: that’s pretty crazy.

dys4iK: think they’d let us join in?

dys4iK: with tracy, too?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???????????

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u sick bastard

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god

dys4iK: haha.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature

dys4iK: I’m immature?

dys4iK: yes, I suppose I am.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u

dys4iK: neither can I.

dys4iK: you fell for me like a brick in water.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dys4iK: that was funny.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: X-(

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u fell for me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u begged me to get with u

dys4iK: haha.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i turned u down 3 times

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember

dys4iK: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though.

dys4iK: she thought if I got you to go out with me,

dys4iK: we could have a threesome.

dys4iK: or something.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u wisj

dys4iK: pretty clever, eh?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know now that i think about it

dys4iK: wasn’t my idea.

dys4iK: she was the one who wanted you.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car

dys4iK: I have a car?

dys4iK: cool!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmm yeah

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur spider eclipse

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: thas y i dated u

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: not cuz of the looks

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: although u do look godd

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: good

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur nothin w/o me

dys4iK: hey, yeah?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and u know it

dys4iK: what are you, then?

dys4iK: cheesecake!

dys4iK: haha!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cheescake?

dys4iK: yeah.

dys4iK: you’re a cheesecake.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: how?

dys4iK: now that everyone’s seen pictures of you naked.

dys4iK: heh heh.

dys4iK: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night.,

dys4iK: =)

dys4iK: it was kind of you.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: keep what going

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our relationship

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: yeah right

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dream on

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we’re over

dys4iK: hey, you’re back.

dys4iK: hi again!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u makin a joke out of this???????

dys4iK: because i have no idea who you are!

dys4iK: but this sure is fun.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: prove it to me that ur not josh

dys4iK: how about you prove that I _am_ josh!

dys4iK: =)

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what was our prom theme

dys4iK: uh.

dys4iK: underwater?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg

dys4iK: or that may have been the drugs. =D

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i told u ur josh

dys4iK: oh, right.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what do i look like

dys4iK: yeah.

dys4iK: uh.

dys4iK: fat, ugly.

dys4iK: lot of acne down your back.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm wrong

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wrong

dys4iK: blue hair.

dys4iK: purple eyes!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ????

dys4iK: you have this weird bump on your back,

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: am i a cheerelader

dys4iK: but noone will tell you.

dys4iK: a cheerleader? hey, cool.

dys4iK: i dated a cheerleader!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cuz u dated me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dys4iK: duhh!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: there’s teh old josh

dys4iK: whatever!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: aw

dys4iK: you’re so funny.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i knew it was u baby

dys4iK: whatever! duhhhh!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh lets not break up

dys4iK: you’re pretty thick, aren’t you?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u r the best i’ve ever had if u know what i eman

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont wanna loose u

dys4iK: you should smoke some crack with me tonight.

dys4iK: come over right now.

dys4iK: let’s smoke some crack.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way u touch me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont want to loose u

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lets not break up

dys4iK: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though.

dys4iK: what, with being a vampire, and all.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not clammhy

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body

dys4iK: Sammy the Clam!

dys4iK: pure silk lotion?

dys4iK: doesn’t silk come out of the ass of worms?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???????????????

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u so bad right now

dys4iK: so finger yourself, or something.

dys4iK: I’m not sticking myself back in there.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i alreadly am

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wahtever

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know u want this

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’ll wear my cheerleading outfit for you

dys4iK: ew.

dys4iK: I hate cheerleaders.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u dont silly

dys4iK: will you wear a strapon?

dys4iK: and fuck me in the ass?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way i can straddle u

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv it

dys4iK: hey, will you let my dog fuck you?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmmmmm

dys4iK: do it!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: when did u get a dog

dys4iK: you can smoke crack first.

dys4iK: I’ll get a dog!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no

dys4iK: so it can fuck you.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: NO

dys4iK: and I’ll videotape it.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i wanna video tape u and me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u

dys4iK: I want me, too.

dys4iK: but I’m with tracy now!

dys4iK: sorry!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u mean u want me

dys4iK: I’m madly in love with you.

dys4iK: the drugs are fucking with my head.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwwwwww

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh

dys4iK: I don’t know what i’m doing anymore.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love you too

dys4iK: marry me?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: its ok baby

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u want to marry me

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh

dys4iK: I was lying about tracy!

dys4iK: I just wanted to make you feel jealous!

dys4iK: seriously!~

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we just grad

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwww

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really

dys4iK: no.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwww

dys4iK: i was lying again.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?????

dys4iK: ’cause it’s funny to watch you awwwww at me.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh

dys4iK: yeah?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: do u really luv me

dys4iK: I need more drugs.

dys4iK: I love drugs.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no jsoh no

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv me

dys4iK: I love drugs!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no josh

dys4iK: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit sayin that

dys4iK: and I’m running low on needles.

dys4iK: gotta start reusing needles.

dys4iK: damnit!

dys4iK: fucking hell.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh

dys4iK: oh well.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: stop

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit

dys4iK: I’ll microwave them.

dys4iK: stop what?

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur actin weird

dys4iK: I’m jonesing.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh

dys4iK: I gotta go fix myself up.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what does that mean

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh

dys4iK: coming down.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i got my nipples pierced today

dys4iK: hey, me too!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really!!!!!!!!!

dys4iK: no.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i did i t jes for u

dys4iK: why? you’re supposed to hate me, bitch.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u can play with them

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont hate u

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i luve u

dys4iK: you keep telling me you do!

dys4iK: stop the lying!

dys4iK: oh god, I can’t take it anymore!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i an forgive u

dys4iK: fucking hell!

dys4iK: I should just oD.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: nooooooooo

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh wait

dys4iK: it’d be fun.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m coming over right now

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok

dys4iK: go for it.

dys4iK: you know where I live.

dys4iK: (I don’t.)

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok i’ll be over in 20 min

dys4iK: ok!

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok baby

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i

dys4iK: I’ll be waiting.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m coming

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love u

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ……………

dys4iK: …………………….

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: say it to me josh

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: please

dys4iK: I’ll go get the strapon.

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m on my way over now

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bye babe

sweet_thang_for_u_2002: c u soon

dys4iK: bye!

Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:17:53 2002

 

Chatroulette #12237

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall

Backwards Hat Kid: you see it nig

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall

Backwards Hat Kid: idk

davepoobond: walnuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on a chest

Backwards Hat Kid: dik in your mouth?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: chestnuts

Backwards Hat Kid: wht?

davepoobond: chest nuts

davepoobond: what do you call nuts on your chin

Backwards Hat Kid: dick in your mouth

davepoobond: brazil nuts

Backwards Hat Kid: what hen

davepoobond: CAUSE BRAZIL SUCKS

Backwards Hat Kid: hahaha ur funny

davepoobond: and so does soccer

davepoobond: fuck soccer

Backwards Hat Kid: go find girl

 

Chatroulette #12236

Black Screen: Horny?

Black Screen: (:

davepoobond: very

Black Screen: Well I got pics. (:

davepoobond: show me some titties baby

davepoobond: oh yeah i like them

Black Screen: Show me that dick. (:

davepoobond: wow they look so good

davepoobond: did you know i dont have a neck

davepoobond: or a chin

Black Screen: Seriously?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: im deformed

Black Screen: Get up and show me!

davepoobond: i cant move

 

Chatroulette #12204

Yourmomzee: OMG LOOKOUT BEHIND YOU

Yourmomzee: HOLY FUCK

Yourmomzee: IN THE WINDOW

davepoobond: oh noooo my greeen walllsss

Yourmomzee: NO SHIT DUDE

davepoobond: oh noooooo

davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo

Yourmomzee: THERES A FUCKIN GUY

Yourmomzee: WITH A KNIFE

davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

davepoobond: theres a guy

davepoobond: with a dildo

davepoobond: actually

Yourmomzee: WOAH

Yourmomzee: TMI DUDE

davepoobond: ;0

Yourmomzee: I DONT WANNA KNOW BOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

davepoobond: yes you do

Yourmomzee: OK YOU CAUGHT ME

davepoobond: i know you do

Yourmomzee: JUST LIKE THAT GUY BEHIND YOU

Yourmomzee: IS GONNA CATCH YOU

davepoobond: yeah

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: FUUCK TURN AROUND

davepoobond: he’s under the covers right now

Yourmomzee: OMG

davepoobond: nekkid

Yourmomzee: DEAR LORD

Yourmomzee: HE’S WEARING GREEN PANTS

davepoobond: he’s like really big right

Yourmomzee: AND A CHECKERED SHIRT

davepoobond: he looks like a wall and everything

Yourmomzee: NO HE’S ON YOUR BED

davepoobond: and he has cuffs on his pants

davepoobond: that look like drawers

davepoobond: oh wait

davepoobond: you meant the guy i just killed in the bed

davepoobond: yeah thats right

davepoobond: i killed him

Yourmomzee: OMG CALL THE PO-LICE

davepoobond: poor lice?

Yourmomzee: AMBER LAMPS

davepoobond: i didnt know lice had a socioeconomical system

Yourmomzee: POLICE

Yourmomzee: PO PO

Yourmomzee: FIVE OH

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: i dont know what you mean

Yourmomzee: NICE GO TEEE

davepoobond: why thank you

Yourmomzee: /SARCASM

davepoobond: :((((((((((

davepoobond:

Yourmomzee: AW

Yourmomzee: =3

davepoobond: r u a girl

Yourmomzee: WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

davepoobond: a hot girl?

Yourmomzee: IM THE FUCKIN GUY IN YOUR WINDOW

Yourmomzee: LOOKOUT

davepoobond: how do you type

davepoobond: with your mind?

Yourmomzee: FACEBOOK MOBILE

Yourmomzee: DUHHH

davepoobond: chatroulette has a conduit through facebook?

Yourmomzee: IT DOES NOW

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: caps lock is cruise control for cool btw

Yourmomzee: YOU SURE ARE A QUICK ONE

davepoobond: i am

davepoobond: in bed

Yourmomzee: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE

davepoobond: ohhhhhhh

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: SO I CANT TURN ON CAPS

Yourmomzee: LOCK

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: I MAKE THAT SOUND IN BED

davepoobond: but wh-y

Yourmomzee: WITH YOUR MOM

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yourmomzee: BURN

davepoobond: sick burnnnnnnnnnn

davepoobond: wow twins

davepoobond: stop copying me

Yourmomzee: YOU’RE COPYING ME BRO

davepoobond: no man

davepoobond: i thought it first

Yourmomzee: HAHA SEE I FUCKIN TOLD YOU

Yourmomzee: TURN AROUND

Yourmomzee: EVERY NOW N THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

davepoobond: it was just my dog

davepoobond: you wanna see her

Yourmomzee: DEPENDS WHAT DOG MEANS

Yourmomzee: HOT DOG? NO TY

Yourmomzee: SEEN ENOUGH

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT

Yourmomzee: WHATS HER NAME

Yourmomzee: WAIT

Yourmomzee: SALY

Yourmomzee: SALLY

davepoobond: Danny

Yourmomzee: I TOLD YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU THERES A KILLER DOG

davepoobond: killer dog with a knife

Yourmomzee: I HAD A HAMPSTER NAMED DANNY

Yourmomzee: WHEN I WAS IN 6TH GRADE

Yourmomzee: HE DIED

davepoobond: sorry to hear

davepoobond: i had a teacher named Mrs. Judy

Yourmomzee: YEAH ITS OK IT WAS AWHILE AGO

davepoobond: she died

Yourmomzee: AWW

Yourmomzee: RIP JUDY

davepoobond: and a teacher named Mrs. Clement

davepoobond: she was the walking dead

davepoobond: she taught science

Yourmomzee: SCIENCE RULES

davepoobond: but she shoulda taught history

davepoobond: CAUSE SHE’S THAT OLD

Yourmomzee: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

davepoobond: GET IT

Yourmomzee: OMG CAUSE SHE’S TAHT OLD RIGHT

davepoobond: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD

Yourmomzee: I FUCKIN SAW THAT COMIN IAN

davepoobond: DUDE

davepoobond: WE’RE LIKE

davepoobond: TOTALLY ATTUNED TO ONE ANOTHER

Yourmomzee: SHIT DUDE YOURE ON MY LVL

davepoobond: YEAH, LVL 80

davepoobond: LOLOL

Yourmomzee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

davepoobond: GET ITTTT

Yourmomzee: YOU PLAY WOW

davepoobond: YES

Yourmomzee: NO FUCKIN WAY

davepoobond: YES FUCKIN WAY

Yourmomzee: NOW YOURE EMBARRASSED

Yourmomzee: LOOK AT YOU

Yourmomzee: IM ON RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: WHAT SERVER

Yourmomzee: DUDE WATCH YOURE IN MY GUILD

davepoobond: probably

Yourmomzee: DARK IRON

davepoobond: fail

Yourmomzee: EPIC WIN

davepoobond: <- Ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: YOU MUST BE HORDE

davepoobond: ally

Yourmomzee: OK THANK GOD

davepoobond: yeah i hate horde too

Yourmomzee: CAUSE YOU DONT SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE JOHN

davepoobond: at least on my server

Yourmomzee: CAN I CALL YOU JOHN

davepoobond: sure

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

Yourmomzee: DANNY?

davepoobond: ill call you Antoine

davepoobond: Dave

Yourmomzee: OK JOHN

Yourmomzee: IM GOIGN FOR LOREMASTER RIGHT NOW

davepoobond: i did that like last year

Yourmomzee: HAHAHA FAIL

davepoobond: im working on the insane

Yourmomzee: DUDE

Yourmomzee: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT TODAY

Yourmomzee: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO’S DOIN IT

davepoobond: what a nub!

Yourmomzee: ITS FUCKIN INSANE

davepoobond: save your pristine black diamonds

Yourmomzee: OH SHIT YOURE SERIOUS

Yourmomzee: YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT

davepoobond: thats just a tip

Yourmomzee: I DONT HAVE ANY

Yourmomzee: THATS NOT THE HARD PART DAVE

davepoobond: well then i guess you cant save any???

Yourmomzee: ITS THE DARKMOON REP

davepoobond: you think thats the hard part?

davepoobond: thats just a money sink

Yourmomzee: I HAVE 791G

davepoobond: if you’re totally inept at making money, yeah i guess itd be hard

davepoobond: i have like 100k

Yourmomzee: DUDE IS THAT ALL YOU DO

Yourmomzee: IS CHATROULETTE AND WOW

davepoobond: yeah pretty much

Yourmomzee: DAMN

davepoobond: life is cool

Yourmomzee: ME TO

Yourmomzee: YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME G

Yourmomzee: I MEAN YOU DONT NEED 100KI

davepoobond: and i fuck around with my web site

Yourmomzee: DAVEISKEWL.COM

davepoobond: ya

Yourmomzee: I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

davepoobond: great to know it

Yourmomzee: PS

Yourmomzee: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU DAVE

Yourmomzee: OMFG

Yourmomzee: WHAT WAS THAT SERVER

davepoobond: ner’zhul

Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME

davepoobond: US

davepoobond: Zierkka

Yourmomzee: IMA MAKE A CHAR

davepoobond: sounds good bro

Yourmomzee: XFER TO DARK IRON BRO

Yourmomzee: WE’RE THE SHIT

Yourmomzee: HAVE YOU DOWNED THE LK

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i’m in a icc25 hard mode group

davepoobond: guild

davepoobond: everything but H-LK down so far

Yourmomzee: OH FUCK DUDE

Yourmomzee: YOUR REALM POP. IS HIGH

Yourmomzee: IM WORKIN ON 10 MAN LK

davepoobond: normal?

Yourmomzee: MY GUILDS BEEN WIPING FOR WEEKS IT SUCKS

Yourmomzee: YES

Yourmomzee: NORMAL

davepoobond: dude ill totally get on

davepoobond: and you can see my gear

davepoobond: go to IF

Yourmomzee: k i made a dwarf pally

Yourmomzee: haha this is hilarious

 

Chatroulette #12201

davepoobond: hi

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: my tits?

Person In the Shadows: yes

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: they’re too hairy to actually see

davepoobond: sorry

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

Person In the Shadows: now

davepoobond: ok ok

davepoobond: you dont have to be so forceful

Person In the Shadows: ….

davepoobond: you could just ask nicely

Person In the Shadows: i like it rough

Person In the Shadows: please

davepoobond: i like it in general

davepoobond: get it???

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits please

davepoobond: but they’re so tender and big

davepoobond: i only show it to nice people

Person In the Shadows: i like big tits

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: im lactating right now

Person In the Shadows: im so wet

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: did you turn the sink on again

davepoobond: and put water on your face

davepoobond: how many times have i told you

Person In the Shadows: i musta let it dripping

davepoobond: not to do that

davepoobond: it wastes water

davepoobond: and you know

Person In the Shadows: do you want a sandwich?

davepoobond: how much the water bill comes

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

davepoobond: and the garbage man comes

davepoobond: i actually do want a sandwich

Person In the Shadows: show me your tits

The Person In the Shadows then came forward and revealed himself to be a man! Then he skipped me.