Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24745

(Verse 1: Tune of The Old Gray Mare)

Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
And his friends do stink!
P-U!

(Verse 2: Tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Barney is an awful singer
His voice is painful like a stinger
He must go on Jerry Springer
And there he’ll be disgraced!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY..

 

Barney’s Death

Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!

All the bad things
that he has done
makes his fans real dumb

HEY

Bashing on the dinosaur
he’s as stupid as a whore
he’s so sick and more
man why can’t he roar?!

He’s so lame and all
he doesn’t even have any balls!
he’s so crappy call
the ambulance from the hall
before I go all crazy
and beat the shit out of barney
he’s gonna need the Army
and everybody
to save him now!

Oh

Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!

All the bad things that he has done
has turned his fans real dumb
has turned his fans real dumb
HAS TURNED HIS FANS REAL DUMB!
BARNEY DIED! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!

 

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24719

On top of the school bus

All covered in red

We killed Barney

And chopped off his head

I went to his funeral

I went to his grave

Some people threw flowers

I threw a bitch’s ass so Barney’s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!