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Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24775
A B C D E F G
Barneys on my property
Stick a rifle up his nose
Pull the trigger, there he goes
A B C D E F G
Barneys now history
Try and Try Until You Die
try and try until you die
no guts no glory
no brain no gain
no ID no entry
no parking
no jaywalking
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24762
holy f***
barney sucks
he should should f*** his d***
on live tv!
with a f*** F*** f*** f***ity f***
his old balls came rolling home
FullMetal Alchemist Jingle Bells
Running from Winry
She’s got her wrench in hand
Is Alphonse human
He needs to understand
Edward is not small Although many don’t know
That the fact our favorite dude will continue to grow
Chorus:
Oh Wrath rebels
Gluttony smells
But Roy does smell worse
And if you call Ed Elric small
At you he sure will curse
Ed Gets mad
When Al says
Things about their dad
And there’s the fact
Roy Mustang is a pervert
Just a tad
Al finally clocked Ed
In episode 23
He was really mad
That we all could see
Oh I wish that
Hughes was still alive
Cause there is the sad fact
He died in episode 25
Chorus
Popeye Song #24747
I’m Popeye the sailor fag,
his life sure is a drag.
He ain’t no damn wussy,
but still gets no damn pussy.
I’m Popeye the sailor fag!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24745
(Verse 1: Tune of The Old Gray Mare)
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
And his friends do stink!
P-U!
(Verse 2: Tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Barney is an awful singer
His voice is painful like a stinger
He must go on Jerry Springer
And there he’ll be disgraced!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY..
I Smoke Pot I Think It’s Cool
I smoke pot I think it’s cool
I’ll smoke it while driving to school
I’ll drink and I’ll smoke while I take you to class
IF YOU TELL I’LL KICK YOUR ASS
Jingle Bells Song #24728
Jingle bells,
Batman smells
A million miles away
Stick your fingers up your nose
Then you’ll be ok. Hey…
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24727
I hate you
You hate me
We are both enemies
With a knife in a hand
and slitting each other open
Won’t you say I slit you open
Barney’s Death
Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!
All the bad things
that he has done
makes his fans real dumb
HEY
Bashing on the dinosaur
he’s as stupid as a whore
he’s so sick and more
man why can’t he roar?!
He’s so lame and all
he doesn’t even have any balls!
he’s so crappy call
the ambulance from the hall
before I go all crazy
and beat the shit out of barney
he’s gonna need the Army
and everybody
to save him now!
Oh
Barney died
we all cried
with happiness
we couldn’t lie!
All the bad things that he has done
has turned his fans real dumb
has turned his fans real dumb
HAS TURNED HIS FANS REAL DUMB!
BARNEY DIED! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24719
On top of the school bus
All covered in red
We killed Barney
And chopped off his head
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a bitch’s ass so Barney’s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24715
I hate you
You hate me
We’re Jeffrey Dahmer’s family
We ate retarded Barney
Now everyone we see looks at us and jumps with glee!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24706
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s punch Barney to the clouds
Then he’ll come down not so proud
And that’s how he died so we were proud
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24700
I hate this
This hates me
Some geek needs some therapy
About some stuff bout chemistry
Get a grip and grow up pwee