Mary had a little lamb.
She took it to a wedding
Ttied it to a lamp post
And kicked its fucking head in
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21785
Mary is a retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge!
Mary is so retarded,
She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21784
Mary had a short-term memory,
Short-term memory,
Short-term memory!
And although you told her who you are 2 seconds ago,
She already forgot!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21783
Mary had a little squirrel,
Little swirl,
It gonna hurl!
Mary had a little squirrel whose name was Bob the cheese!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21782
Mary had a little lamb.
It’s fleas were white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went.
The fleas were sure to go.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21781
Mary had a little lamb.
It was a little good’un!
It piddled in the frying pan.
And spoilt the Yorkshire Puddin.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21780
Mary had a little lamb.
I want a soda.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21779
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She took it round the corner to teach it how to…
Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…
Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.
If you don’t like them, stick em up your…
Ask no qestions, tell no lies.
I saw santa claus undoing his…
Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.
And this is the end of my silly little verse. 🙂
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21778
Mary had a little.
Mary had a lot.
Mary likes it both ways.
Mary likes it hot.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21777
Mary had a little lamb
And a little cat
A little pig
Mary was a dwarf
Why victimize her, I ask you that?
Always picking on the little people aren’t you?
You people make me sick.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21776
Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes,
A hunk of beef, a chicken leg and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so,
and when they carried Mary out her face was white as snow.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21775
Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was black as coal.
And every time it jumped a fence.
You could see its pink asshole.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21774
Mary had a little lamb.
Her brother shot him dead.
Now she takes her lamb to school.
Between two bits of bread.
Famous Faces
Famous people put on a lot of makeup on to hide their big, fat, juicy zits.
A lot of celebrities give out phony autographs made by con-men.
Con-men might act and dress up like famous people.
Everyone is trying to touch a famous face for no necessary reason!
Some people act like phony con-men disguised as a famous face.
Special Place Poem
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