The Many Ways to Say Penis

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A – “the” Alpha

B – Banana, Burrito, Bulge, Beef, Baby-maker, Big one, Bat, Boner, Bone, Biscuit

C – Cock, Chub, Club, Chode

D – Dick, Dong, Donger, Dingaling, Dingdong, Drill

E – Ejaculater, Equipment

F – Frank, Frankfurter, Faucet, Fuckstick, Flute, Fire-hose, Five-Dollar Footlong, “a” Floppy

G – Gavel, Groin

H – Head, Hot dog, Hammer, Hose, Handle

I

J – Johnson, Joystick, Junior

K – Knob

L – Leaker, Love muscle, Limp Bizkit

M – Manhood, Meat, Member, Magnum

N – Noodle, Needle, Navy Ship (lots of sea-men)

O – One-eyed Snake

P – Penis, Phallus, Pecker, Peter, Prick, Pickle, Package, Pole, Peepee, Pisser, Pounder, Poker, Popsicle, Pricker, Pen15, Pistol, Pogo stick, Pene (Spanish/Italian), Privates

Q

R – Rocket, Rod, Richard

S – Sausage, Shaft, Scepter, Schlong, Stick, Snake, Sword, Shooter, Squirter, Stamp, Submarine, Shower Not a Grower

T – Thing, Tool, Tower, Tripod, Third Leg, Ten-incher, Tip, Tinky Winky

U

V

W – Weewee, Weiner, Weenee, Wang, Willy, Wood, Wii, Wee, Whistle, Womb raider, Weapon

X

Y

Z

 

The Many Ways to Say Vagina

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A

B – Birthing region, Bleeder, Bush, Baby-pooper, Baby-maker, Baby factory, Box

C – Clit, Clitoris, Cunt, Cake, Cheese sandwich, Coin slot, Cooch, Cherry, Catcher’s Mitt, Carpet, Child Maker, Child factory

D – Ditch

E – Equipment

F – Fish

G

H – Hymen, Ham sandwich, Hole, Hooha

I

J

K – Kitty

L – Labia

M – Moisty Jungle, Muff

N – Nookie

O – Ovary Factory

P – Pussy, Pink taco, The Pink, Pie, Poontang, Poon, Privates, Private part, Pita sandwich, Port, Pocket

Q – Quesadilla, Queefer, Queefadilla

R

S – Sandwich, Slot, Spaceport, Snatch, Smelly Fish

T – Taco, Tunnel

U

V – Vagina, Vadge/Vag, Vajayjay, V, Very Intimate Area

W

X

Y

Z

 

The Many Ways to Say Boobs

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A – Areolas, (anything that is round), A-Cups

B – Boobs, Boobies, Breasts, Bosom, Bust, Balloons, Bags, B-Cups, Bangers, Bouncers, Baloombas, Bazongas, Bewbs

C – Cans, Chesticles, Chest, Cleavage, Chachas, Cheechees, Chestnuts, C-Cups, Casabas, Creampies, Cupcakes

D – Double D’s, D-Cups

E

F – Funbags, Flat-chest

G – Globes, Girls, Girl nuts

H – Hooters, Honkers, Headlights, Hoohahs

I

J – Jugs, Jubblies, Juicy Fruit, Jumblies

K – Knockers

L – Lady balls, Lady nuts, Ladies, Lady lumps, Lumps

M – Mammary glands, Melons, Milkbags, Milk Factories, Mounds, Mountains, Meatballs, Mangos

N – Nips, Nipples

O – Orbs

P – Pins, Puppies

Q

R – Rack

S – Spheres, Squirters, Set

T – Tits, Tittays, Titties, Teat, Ta-tas, Twins, Teeters, Tweeters, Teets, Tom-Toms

U – Udder

V

W

X

Y

Z

 

The Many Ways to Say Testicles

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A

B – Balls, Berries, Bulge, Ballsack, Basket

C

D

E – Equipment

F – Family jewels, Fuzzy peaches

G – Gonads, Groin

H

I

J – Jewels, Junk

K

L

M – Merchandise

N – Nads, Nuts, Nutsack

O

P – Pills, Privates

Q

R – Rocks

S – Stones, Sack, Scrotum

T – Testicles, Testes

U – Undercarriage

V

W

X

Y

Z

 

Bad Submission #23922

Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.

This form was submitted: Jun 05 2004 / 17:46:18

name = dead barney
email = Jack@ass.com
use_email = no
song = you fucked me

You fucked me I Fuck your wife
Lets forgert this and killlllllll barneyyyyyyyyy
With 1000000000000000000 knifes up his A#@ The dick got cut off

 

Word Bombs

We like to substitute certain words by describing them as “bombs” to say the word without actually saying the word.  I was curious if there is a “bomb” word for each word, so here’s a list for each letter which will be updated as new ones are discovered.

Leave a comment if you know one.

A-bomb – Atom bomb

B-bomb – ?

C-bomb – cunt(?)

D-bomb – ?

E-bomb – ?

F-bomb – fuck

G-bomb – ?

H-bomb – ?

I-bomb – ?

J-bomb – ?

K-bomb – ?

L-bomb – ?

M-bomb – ?

N-bomb – the derogatory word that describes black people

O-bomb – ?

P-bomb – ?

Q-bomb – ?

R-bomb – retard

S-bomb – ?

T-bomb – ?

U-bomb – ?

V-bomb – ?

X-bomb – ?

Y-bomb – ?

Z-bomb – ?

 

Stupid Names for Days

We all hear these funny plays off day’s names, and I always wonder why there is the need to elaborate or give meaning to a normal day of the week for an indefinite period of time.  So I decided to compile a list of all the dumb names we give to normal days of the week.  If you have others, leave a comment and I’ll add it to the list.

Sunday

  • Sunday Funday
  • “Pastime Day”: 3 Suns Ago Sunday
  • “Pastime Day”: Sentimental Sunday
  • Lazy Sunday
  • Sundaze
  • Selfie Sunday

Monday

  • “Pastime Day”: Previous Big Bang Monday
  • “Pastime Day”: Memory Monday

Tuesday

  • Taco Tuesday
  • Super Tuesday
  • “Pastime Day”: Too Late Tuesday
  • “Pastime Day”: Take Me Back Tuesday

Wednesday

  • “Pastime Day”: We’re Kinda Late Wednesday
  • “Pastime Day”: Way Back Wednesday
  • Hump Day

Thursday

  • “Pastime Day”: Throwback Thursday

Friday

  • “Pastime Day”: Flashback Friday
  • TGIF – Thank God It’s Friday / Thank Goodness It’s Friday

Saturday

  • “Pastime Day”: Old Saturday
  • “Pastime Day”: Slide-back Saturday
  • “Pastime Day”: Senti Saturday
  • Screenshot Saturday
 

Funny Ways to Say You’re Leaving

Don’t you ever get bored of just saying “bye”?  Well, now you have a list of exciting things to say instead!  If you have more of these, leave a comment!

  • Make like a tree and leaf.
  • Make like a chainsaw and cut out.
  • Make like a spider and bug out.
  • Make like a rock and roll.
  • Make like a Shepard and get the flock out.
  • Make like a banana and peel out.
  • Make like Knott’s Berry Farm and jam.
  • Make like an atom and split.
  • Make like a fetus and bust out of this mother.
  • I’m out like a trout!