Category Archives: Other Junk

Random junk that doesn’t go anywhere else.

Bad Submission #20287

name = Go Smoke A Toilet

email =

use_email = no

type = Bad Submission Archive

title = Bad Submission 118

submission = DAVE!!!!!!!!!!  Why the heck haven’t you put up any of the stuff I’ve submitted??????????  You know me, dude!  Well, maybe not, but still!  I am a Squackle devotee!!!!!!!!!  PLEASE PUT MY STUFF IN!!!

Jingle bells

Jingle bells

Modem layed a PRINTER

Batmospider

Lost its butterfly

Then the Universe threw up and we all smoked couches

The end.

PLEASE PUT THIS IN YOUR BAD SUBMISSION ARCHIVE

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Here, I’ll show you I’m a true Squackle devotee:

Auhh!!!

Woo!!!!!!!  I know the official Squackle call!!!!!!!!  Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Bye.

Bad Submission #20286

name = Go Smoke A Toilet

email =

use_email = no

type = The Bad Submission Archive

title = Bad Submission 112

submission = WTF DID U GUYS LOSE MY LAST BAD SUBMISSION OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!  WTF THATS EFFED UP YALL ARE WHACK PIANO COASTERS PUT THIS IN THE BAD SUBMISSION ARCHIVE PELLLLLLLLEASEEEEEEE FROM THE ITALIAN MONSTERS WITH SNOW ARCHVIES ON TOPO!!!!!!!!  ARRRRRGH THE ALIENS ARE EATING ME PUT THIS IN PUT THIS IN GRAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Submission #20284

Submitted through the Other submission form.

name = Go Smoke A Toilet

email =

use_email = no

type = Bad submissions archive

title = What does it take?

submission = What’s it take to get into the bad submission archive???????  Is it like a “really bad submissions only”-type area???????  What the heck do I have to get in there????????  Huh????????  What do I have to doooooooooo????????  Arrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!  It’s driving me NUTS!!!!!!!  Absolutely NUTS!!!!!!!  GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!  PLEASE put this in the bad submissions archive!!!!!!!  PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!  OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!  I like oranges.

Hate Mail #20277

Submitted through the blonde joke submission form.

name = Altashheth Dalji

bjoke = One day a bunch of blondes thought it would be funny to put their jokes up on www.squackle.com.  So, they did.  One day, Altashheth Dalji comes to read them and couldn’t understand them because she couldn’t read them from all the freakin’ typos.  Learn to type dip-cracks!