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Bad Submission #22130

Health Stories submission.

This form was submitted:  Mar 13 2004 / 23:21:27

name = Windowlicker
email = Gimmiename@Drugsmakemecool.com
use_email = yes
type = health stories
title = “Keyboarding level 1A”
submission = (A few of the lines I remember from keyboarding class.The word hash just sticks out to me….heh heh…..)
a salad a jak a jak salad a hash a hash jak jak a hash salad
dads sad sad dad
lads
lad
lad
lad

Bad Submission #22122

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission.

This form was submitted:  Jun 12 2005 / 05:33:03

name = ME
song = BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

BAR–NEEYY BAR–NEEYY DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

eTc.

Bad Submission #22092

Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.

This form was submitted:  May 31 2005 / 12:51:16

name = crackhead
email = crack@crackisgood.ca.mb
use_email = no
song = yah i wan’t to kill that purple bastard!  I’ll rip off his head so he dies faster.i’ll shoot him in the head, then he falls, then i’ll rip off his fucken balls!  And then i’ll tie burn it at the ends and he’ll say give it back!  That’s my friends!!

and if you don’t like this song, you can kiss my white ass you fucken squares!!

Bad Submission #21880

Submitted through the Jingle Bells submission form.

This form was submitted:  Feb 19 2004 / 13:13:46

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
email =
use_email = yes
jinglesong = JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
HEY
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH

…………..this song is WHACK