Q: What was the royal scandal in Fast Foodland?
A: When Dairy Queen left Burger King for Sir Loin!
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Q: What was the royal scandal in Fast Foodland?
A: When Dairy Queen left Burger King for Sir Loin!
Q: Why did McDonald’s get angry at the new fast food chain?
A: Their slogan was, “You deserve a steak today”!
Q: What did the famous Indian fighter call his fast food ice cream chain?
A: Custard’s Last Stand!
Diner: “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke, sir!”
Diner: “How do you say eat in French?”
Waitress: “Eat in French!”
Diner: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
Waitress: “Then you certainly came to the right place.”
Q: Why wouldn’t you buy a used car from a fresh fruit dealer?
A: You might end up with a lemon!
Q: Why does everybody like to get together at the local hamburger joint?
A: It’s a perfect meating place!
Q: Why did the young man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough!
Q: Why did the doughnut shop close?
A: The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Q: Why did the audience throw eggs to the actor?
A: Because ham and eggs go well together.
Q: Why did the jelly roll?
A: It saw the apple turn over!
Q: Why wouldn’t the lemon help the orange?
A: It could sour their friendship!
Q: What fruit is on a nickel?
A: A date!
Q: What do we know about the insides of cherries?
A: They’re the pits!