Q: What is the vampire’s favorite dish?
A: Ghoulash!
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Q: What is the vampire’s favorite dish?
A: Ghoulash!
Q: When does Dracula find time to eat?
A: During a coffin break!
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree!
Q: If potatoes have eyes and corn has ears, what do peas have?
A: Each other!
Q: If spinach makes Popeye strong, what makes him romantic?
A: Olive Oyl, of course!
Q: If Hungarians eat goulash and Mexicans eat tacos, what do Chinese eat?
A: Chow Mein-ly!
Q: Which famous president do hot dogs love best?
A: Frank-lin D. Rolls-evelt!
Q: Which great comedian would make a terrible cook?
A: George Burns, of course!
Q: Which famous mystery writer is named after a Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe?
A: Agatha Crispy!
Q: What happened to the race car driver who went on a diet?
A: He cracked up — it was a “crash” diet!
Q: What happened at the hamburger joint when the workers went on strike?
A: Things came to a grinding halt!
Q: What other days are appreciated in Foodland?
A: Munchday, Chewsday, and Thirstday!
Q: What are the best days of the week in Foodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
Q: What do they call it when two seeded bagels at Bagel Nosh decide to go steady?
A: Poppy love!