Q: Why did the chopped meat get slapped in the face?
A: It was fresh!
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Q: Why did the chopped meat get slapped in the face?
A: It was fresh!
Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A: You’re dill-icious!
Q: Where do most outstanding hamburgers end up?
A: In the Hall of Flame!
Q: What has a thousand ears but can’t hear?
A: A cornfield!
Q: What can you say about Frank Perdue and Colonel Sanders?
A: They’re for the birds!
Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut!
Q: What kinds of jokes do vegetables like best?
A: Corny ones!
Q: What kind of bar doesn’t serve drinks?
A: A chocolate bar!
Q: Where do you park a truckload of pigs?
A: In an empty porking place!
Q: What game do rural cops enjoy?
A: Crops and robbers!
Q: Why did the Triscuit lock itself in the bank vault?
A: So it could become a safe-cracker!
Q: Why do so many meats have good manners?
A: Because they are braised properly!
Q: Why do all nuts love Shakespeare?
A: Because he wrote, “To be or nut to be…”!
Q: Why don’t vampires eat sirloins and T-Bones?
A: Because they keep away from stakes!
Q: What is the vampire’s favorite snack?
A: Neck-tarines!