Q: What do you call a cat who eats a pickle?
A: A pickle puss!
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Q: What do you call a cat who eats a pickle?
A: A pickle puss!
Q: What foods stick together?
A: Staple foods!
Q: What has lots of teeth but can’t chew?
A: A comb!
Q: Why would fast food lovers do well in marathons?
A: Those people like to eat and run!
Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
A: They told him the meal was on the house!
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fast Foodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Q: Which drink do fast food customers cheer for the most?
A: Root beer!
Q: Where did Superman open his fast food restaurant?
A: Somewhere near Lois Lane!
Q: How come the hot dog was shivering?
A: It was served with chili beans!
Q: How is celery born?
A: The “stalk” brings it!
Q: How is Humpty-Dumpty best described?
A: As “one good egg”!
Q: How did they honor John Q. Rye when he was named “Breadwinner of the Year?”
A: They toasted him!
Q: What did the preacher say at the pickle wedding?
A: “Dilly Beloved, we are gathered here together…”!
Q: What did the hungry astronaut see?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!
Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!