Q: What felines have the most strikes against them?
A: Bowling alley cats.
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Q: What felines have the most strikes against them?
A: Bowling alley cats.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a soccer ball?
A: Field ghouls.
PARATROOPER LEADER: “What’s the most important rule to remember when jumping?”
PARATROOPER STUDENT: “Chute first, ask questions later.”
Q: What kind of clothes do parachutists wear?
A: Jump suits.
Q: Why did the zombie lose the race?
A: He was dead last.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a race car with a bellboy?
A: Vrooom service.
Q: What does a dentist on a hockey team specialize in?
A: Puck teeth.
Q: Where do hockey players stay in New York?
A: Empire Skate Building
Q: How were Adam and Eve kept from gambling?
A: Their pair of dice (paradise) was taken from them.
Q: What ancient Egyptian beauty queen wore spiked running shoes?
A: Cleats-o-patra.
Q: What would you get if you crossed running shoes with matches?
A: Reeboks that burn up the road.
Q: What do you get when you cross track shoes with comedy?
A: A running joke.
VINNY: “My dad invented a mint for long distance runners.”
WINNY: “What does he call it?”
VINNY: “An out-of-breath mint.”
Q: What’s round, flat, and makes a terrible racket?
A: Tennis the Menace.
Q: Who wears a hat with bells and makes John McEnroe laugh?
A: Tennis Court Jester