Q: What’s big and scary and fills cavities?
A: Dentist the Menace.
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Q: What’s big and scary and fills cavities?
A: Dentist the Menace.
Q: Why wasn’t Eve afraid of getting the measles?
A: Because she already Adam.
Q: What nursery rhyme camel had swollen glands?
A: Humpty Mumpty.
Q: Who comes down the hospital chimney once a year and fills the stockings with bandages?
A: Santa Gauze.
Q: What do good doctors and obedient dogs have in common?
A: They both know how to heal (heel).
Q: Why did one witch doctor eat the other witch doctor?
A: Because it’s a doc-eat-doc (dog-eat-dog) world.
EYE PATIENT: “I stepped on my glasses and broke them. Will the doctor have to examine me all over again?”
NURSE: “No, just your eyes.”
Q: What’s a good remedy for squeaky infants?
A: Baby oil.
Q: Why did the turtle see a psychiatrist?
A: He wanted to come out of his shell.
Q: What did the book say to the therapist?
A: “I’m trying to find my shelf (myself).”
Q: When should you take your computer to the doctor?
A: When it loses its memory.
PATIENT: “Thanks to your help, I no longer think I’m a kitty cat. How can I ever repay you?”
DOCTOR: “Well, for starters, you can take that ball of string out of your mouth.”
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cow!”
DOCTOR: “Just open your mouth and say ‘moo.'”
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a light bulb!”
DOCTOR: “Watt do you mean by that?”
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a porcupine!”
DOCTOR: “Stop needling me!”