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Joke #24680

Posted on April 3, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?

A: Everybody knows Mary had a little lamb.

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Joke #24679

Posted on April 3, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the math book tell the pencil?

A: I have a lot of problems.

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Joke #24678

Posted on April 3, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did one penny say to the other?

A: Let’s get together and make sense.

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Joke #24667

Posted on March 26, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?

A: With a bee-bee gun.

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Joke #24666

Posted on March 25, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What goes up but never comes down?

A: Your age

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Joke #24665

Posted on March 25, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the chair?

A: Time to get a new chair.

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Joke #24664

Posted on March 25, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the judge say to the racket?

A: We will send you to court.

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Joke #24635

Posted on March 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How do you make an egg roll?

A: Push it

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Joke #24634

Posted on March 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How do you make an orange laugh?

A: Tickle its navel

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Joke #24633

Posted on March 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What is a room no one can enter?

A: A mushroom

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Joke #24632

Posted on March 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the grass say to the battlefield?

A: I want to root for you

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Joke #24631

Posted on March 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the flower say to the bike?

A: Petal

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Joke #24630

Posted on March 22, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why are A’s like flowers?

A: Because B’s come after them.

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Joke #24629

Posted on March 21, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the little mouse run away from home?

A: Because his father was a rat

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Joke #24628

Posted on March 21, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why cant a bank keep a secret?

A: Because there are too many tellers

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