Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?
A: Everybody knows Mary had a little lamb.
Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #24679
Q: What did the math book tell the pencil?
A: I have a lot of problems.
Joke #24678
Q: What did one penny say to the other?
A: Let’s get together and make sense.
Joke #24667
Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
A: With a bee-bee gun.
Joke #24666
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age
Joke #24665
Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the chair?
A: Time to get a new chair.
Joke #24664
Q: What did the judge say to the racket?
A: We will send you to court.
Joke #24635
Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: Push it
Joke #24634
Q: How do you make an orange laugh?
A: Tickle its navel
Joke #24633
Q: What is a room no one can enter?
A: A mushroom
Joke #24632
Q: What did the grass say to the battlefield?
A: I want to root for you
Joke #24631
Q: What did the flower say to the bike?
A: Petal
Joke #24630
Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because B’s come after them.
Joke #24629
Q: Why did the little mouse run away from home?
A: Because his father was a rat
Joke #24628
Q: Why cant a bank keep a secret?
A: Because there are too many tellers