Q: What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A: A dogerpillar!
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Q: What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A: A dogerpillar!
Q: What has four legs and goes booo?
A: A cow with a cold.
Q: What do you get when you cross Noah’s Ark and a bus?
A: Arctic.
Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept!
Q: What is a “sound” sleeper?
A: Someone who snores.
Q: What street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead end.
Q: How do sheep get clean?
A: They take a Baa-aa-aa-th.
Q: Why did the elephant decide not to move?
A: Because he couldn’t lift his trunk.
Q: How do you double your money?
A: Fold it.
Q: Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?
A: So he wouldn’t squeak in the morning!
Q: What kind of chain is edible?
A: A food chain.
Q: How do billboards talk?
A: Sign language.
Q: What are parents that you can see through?
A: Transparents.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
A: His trans-parents!
Q: What knows it’s A-B-C’s, but can’t see anything?
A: A dictionary.