DOPE: “Your dog is eating baked beans!”
IDIOT: “He’s a BOSTON BULL!”
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DOPE: “Your dog is eating baked beans!”
IDIOT: “He’s a BOSTON BULL!”
Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire-haired terriers, of course!
Q: What dog kisses a lot?
A: The Greyhound — it’s always good for a “buss”!
Q: What is an important aid in good grooming for pet mice?
A: Mousewash!
Q: What is the height of bad manners?
A: Telling a pointer not to point!
Q: What is another name for a cat’s home?
A: A scratch pad!
Q: What is the all-time favorite Broadway musical in Dogland?
A: My Fair Laddie!
Q: Who is the all-time favorite actress among pet lizards?
A: E-Lizard-beth Taylor!
Q: Who’s your favorite TV star?
A: Dinah Saur!
Q: Who was the dogs’ all-time favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Q: What is the dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: What is Dogland’s favorite TV show?
A: The (Merv) Griffon Show!
Q: What is Dogland’s favorite book?
A: Captain’s Cur-ageous!
Q: Which is the cats’ all-time favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: Can a pet really be worth $500?
A: Yes, if it saves all its money!