From : Stevo1585

To : davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

Subject : (no subject)

Date : Wed, 18 Jul 2001 12:06:48 EDT

You are all evil … its great!! I love your site how do you choose

your victims? do you know them or do you just type random names

From : CaptnRandom@webtv.net

To : davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

Subject : what the hell…

Date : Thu, 3 May 2001 03:12:52 -0400 (EDT)

I can’t believe what an amusing waste of my valuable time this dumbass

quiz was. Having nothing better to d at three in the morning, I

actually counted up the number of points I acquired…53. Congratulate

me, I’m an asshole. I wasted several precious minutes of my life on

this. I’m sure I could be more proud of an uncommonly dry dump. Of

this I’m sure. You guys can suck it.

Ps…your quiz is hysterical.

This guy sent me an email before, but it was blank…

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From : GHE23

To : davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

Subject : Re: (no subject)

Date : Thu, 1 Mar 2001 18:45:37 EST

im sorry i sent it by accident…well n eways squackle is hysterical and its

real great 🙂

From : “Wocsid ™” <wocsid@hotmail.com>

To : davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

Subject : I would like to give squackle an award

Date : Tue, 01 Aug 2000 01:05:33 GMT

You have one of the most idiotic web sites on the internet. But I’m an idiot so I like it (the background=perfect).

Congratulations! Your site is the latest recipient of the coveted “Bob’s Groovy Napkin Award” for being a groovy web site. You should notice a significant increase in traffic to your site (some of the previous winners have reported increases of up to FOUR(!!!) extra hits/month), so be prepared for the e-mail to start piling up. If for some sick and demented reason you are proud of this achievement, you can slap the award graphic attached to this e-mail (groovy.gif) on your site somewhere (and linking it to http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9317 would be nice).

Wocsid

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9317

This is one of the funniest sites I’ve been on in quite some time. There are lots and lots of fun things to do and see on this site such as the song section, which takes songs and rewrites the lyrics, hilarious stuff, and the arcade section is great too, you can play the love tester, scary picture thingy, or my personal favorite, washed up celebrity dunking booth lol. Don’t miss out on the joke section and the dictonary section as well.

From : “Sugar-Butter”

To : davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

Subject : your site is ridiculus

Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 22:01:02 +0000

dave, we are college students in boston and think your site is wicked funny. my friend and i have been reading it for the past hour and dying laughing. i cried. my friend billy and i think that you are really fucked up for only being seventeen and would like to advise you to not induldge in anymore acid, mushrooms or angel dust. But if you do, please write to us and make us laugh. Billy says he will send you some drugs if you want. he sayas they will expand your mind and enhance you senses. i think they will make you more bizarre than you already are, but that may not be a bad thing. in any case, it would be amusing for others. keep up the good work. We really liked your hamster song. thats when i cried. we also enjoyed “how to create a gang” and the story about the zoo. i am scared of birds. i think they will either split open in midair and fall on my head like a hat and then die or they will just explod bird organs on me and then die. i also find thier bone structure particulary revolting and am skeeved out by the fact that have hollow bones. Sometimes when i walk by a bird i feel like tey have attached themselvesd to the back of my head or my shirt or even my backpack. Occasionally when i walk by myself i will have to change sides of the road for fear that they will attack. especially sparrows. when billy and i went to disney we ate for free because wetold them that birds were attacking at every meal. it works because there can’t be any proof becuase thier disgusting little wings will lift them off into flight before the manager arrives. have you ever noticed how seagulls eyes are calculating but dead at the same time? i have. sometimes i throw things at them at the beach. other times i hide under a towel. my friends are embarresed, but i know they are ignorant of the birds real plan to simultaneously die in unison over our heads. hopefully you will heed my warning. ok i have to go . i was supposed to be studying for a statistics test but instead i was writting this shitty e-mail. good luck in high school.

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davepoobond wrote this back (something like this):

wow. thanks for liking Squackle so much.

whether or not you believe it, even though it may seem like it, i really do not take any drugs.  scary, huh?

thanks, and hope you keep visiting Squackle!