Free Vaginal Cream For Life

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Subject: Free Vaginal Cream For Life!

Data from our server shows that this IP frequently visits our site, Myitchyvagina, for relief of painful feminine irritation.

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Don’t let this great deal slip out of your vagina!!!

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Free GAY Porn for YOU

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Subject: Free GAY Porn for YOU

According to our records, your IP has visited Hotmanlove more than any other. You have singlehandedly saved our company!

To thank you for this, we are offering free porn for life, for YOUR screenname (GAY-insert-your-friend’s-name-here).

We will also refund $20.00 for every $400.00 spent on gay sex toys. So, we will send you right now $200.00 for all the toys bought already from our catalogs from you.

Once again, we thank you, for being so god damn gay.

 

Promptly Return the Anal Lube, Please

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Subject: Promptly return the anal lube, please.

Dear madam,

According to surveillance tapes recorded earlier this week, you shoplifted two bottles of Squeeky brand anal lubricant.

We have informed the authorities about the situation and charges will be pressed. Please return the unused lube in the package to the closest available TARGET store, for possible sentence reduction.

We do not appreciate people taking anal lube (or any merchandise) from our stores.

You are hereby banned from all TARGET stores. And we here at TARGET hope they give you the chair, you little bitch!

Suan Partridge, TARGET inc.

 

The Ultimate Chain Letter

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man’s pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model.

An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood supermodel.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.

 

Suck It

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suck it (someone’s name) hehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

 

(someone’s name) penis soooooooo small, my penis sooooooooooobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggg!!!!

once upon a time, I peeeeeeeeeeeeed my pink jeans. So my mommy told me to die. So I did…………whee!

 

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poopoo on u

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F F F F F F F F F F F T T T T T T T T ! ! !

F L U B B A – F L U B B A ! !

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN E-FARTED!!

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NOW SNIFF YOUR MONITOR . . .

SMELLS BAD, DOESN’T IT?

WOOOOOOOO – WEEEEEEEEE ! ! !

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DON’T PASS THIS ON . . . UNLESS

YOU FEEL THE URGE TO BE AN

IDIOT! NO, NOT LIKE ME . . .

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