abadi – v. to pour cow snot on a hot chick
$oap – n. an expensive type of soap.
Ex. That’s not just any type of soap, that’s $oap.
704-398-3293 – n. some random numbers. Why don’t you try calling it?
71 – n. 69 with 2 fingers up your ass
666 – n. the devil’s number
68 – n. this is where you blow me and I owe you one
6.9 (six point nine) – n. a good time ruined by a period
4:20 – n. now you are flying
4:19 – n. 1 minute away from flying.
Ex. Its 4:19…got a minute?
1-800-HOT-STUF – Contraction. short for “call me for hot phone sex as I talk about my huge tits and my 11 inch penis.”
104 – n. Mrs. Stickums’ number
0wch – n. owch written with a zero instead of an O.
Ex. 0wch not Owch
0 o’clock – n. the time a dead/broken digital clock/watch says
;} the time a clock or watch (that uses hands) says when its hands are broken off
01101110000101010101000001101…1001.101.1.0 – adj. to have been shot in the face by a metal werewolf for downloading an MP3.
Ex. I’m depressed because my friend was 01101110000101010101000001101…1001.101.1.0ed last week.
0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 – v. to take a dump on a mailman