osunsirde – v. to idle your vehicle for 15 seconds, then drive at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) until the engine temperature is at least 76.7 degrees Celsius (170 degrees Fahrenheit).
musculoir – v. to start your vehicle without returning the key to off.
rylarutan – v. to turn your car’s key on with the engine off. Then cycle the the key off, then on.
eettotsiv – v. to rub medicine on your foot and then immediately scratch your eye afterwards
vagina mask – n. a sexual act in which you open up a girls vagina, put your face in it, let her queef on your face, and then you inhale like no other.
salbasgeon – n. an employee who does a job no one wants to do, but is then sacrificed by the corporate overlords who decide they don’t actually need someone doing a job no one wants to do, despite actually needing someone to do that job.
reootleuvid – n. a warehouse full of unorganized files in random boxes in random places. The individual cabinets are alphabetized but the cabinets themselves are scattered around in random places
quisimossa – n. all of the effects of being drunk (vomiting, cramps, nausea, punching holes in walls, being in a fetal position on the floor, etc) brought on by eating moldy cheese
muertov – n. cheese in the refrigerator that is orange. Except it was originally white.
upquiseup – v. to use a chair against a wall as if it was a urinal
nghjtnsjfnvgshlbgse – n. a word that is not a word
;} n. something you would describe as “this is not a word” and you do not know the definition of it.
fartiac arrest – n. a medical condition in which you get a heart attack from farting
frothingtrollup – n. a foaming town slut
asquiste – n. a person wearing a sombrero and eating ice cream, whilst riding a kangaroo.
Ex. Oh no! An asquiste is going to hit us.
beh-gront – v. to hit someone in the face with a cake