irresuetoo – v. to mispronounce Arkansas and get arrested for it
craidoaut – v. to cut down a cactus and shit on it in Arizona
riolucsum – v. to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting
cansarsu – v. to wear a fake mustache in a church with the intent to make people laugh
sicklickin – n. what happens when a woman to receives intense oral that is a high climax ending
gelprup – n. a dumb ass redneck who spells like an onion patch
rohbea – v. to do a jobbie and a wank simultaneously
Ex. “ho bawbag, what are you doin’ in there”….”ahm havin a rohbea!!”
prizreut – v. to park vehicle for a minimum of 8 hours. Then repeat steps 2 through 12. DO NOT REPEAT STEP 1.
eheuarfa – v. from a stop, accelerating to 104 Km/h (65 MPH). Then decelerate at closed throttle until 64 Km/h (40 MPH) (no brakes). Repeat this 3 times.
tolaraonmuevenraur – v. from a stop and in overdrive, moderately accelerating to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruising for at least 15 seconds. You then stop vehicle and repeat without overdrive to 64 Km/h (40 MPH) cruising for at least 30 seconds. While at 64 Km/h (40 MPH), you activate overdrive and accelerate to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruise for at least 15 seconds. You then Stop for at least 20 seconds and repeat the whole sequence five times.
sotuuee – v. to bring your vehicle to a stop and then idle with transmission in drive for 2 minutes.
ilergnaso – v. from a stop, accelerating to 72 Km/h (45 MPH) at 1/2 to 3/4 throttle. And then repeating that 3 times.
enavitmbe – v. to drive in stop and go traffic conditions, driving at five different constant cruise speeds, ranging from 40 to 72 Km/h (25 to 45 MPH) over a 10 minute period.
godetnaon – v. to cruise at 72 to 104 Km/h (45 to 64 MPH) for 10 minutes (avoid sharp turns and hills)
actituqo – v. to cruise at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) for up to 4 minutes