otreibucsed – n. a man over 40 known for throwing up on turtles
geaegelnsy – n. the free rain gutters you get with the purchase of a roof
qixod – v. to send a screenshot of a PDF of your resume instead of your actual resume
cantuiren – n. a Japanese drama dubbed in Spanish, but with English subtitles
obrotilsuu – v. to wash your hands before you take the trash out, but not after. Weird.
tuccoee – v. to use a toilet as if it is a chair, particularly when you don’t even have to use it for its actual intended function. You use the toilet to do things such as write checks, grade papers, or selfishly occupy the bathroom so that no one else can use it for the actual purpose a bathroom exists
zleraritsertb – n. someone who eats Cheetos while they are taking a shit on the toilet. They somehow leave smashed Cheetos in the bathroom and don’t even have the decency of cleaning them.
aqyesonahoel – n. a person who specializes in cutting openings in walls and installing doors in random places
priazreuf – v. to use dish soap (not dish-washing detergent) in the dishwasher. Suds of fun!
edreiplarenegolrop – n. a law office that has a difficult time finding a computer
chilren – n. the kid who is left out and not part of the other CHILDREN
babyuskala – n. possibly the sweetest girl in the world who is going out with a right douche who really is into her but just sucks at showing her how much he feels for her
allergetic – adj. when it’s allergy season, or when you are around something that your allergic too.
Ex. When the pollen is floating around, you would say; It’s very allergetic today.
smanbufle – v. to shout loudly with the intention to gain attention
acatendrames – v. to take a picture of a rabbit between January and April in Wyoming