Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
Tags: baby, black, brown, window
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Joke #22008
November 23rd, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #21854
August 12th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?
A: You can’t unload watermelons with a pitchfork!
Tags: black, pitchfork, watermelon
Tagged People: killab
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Joke #21458
May 15th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: If it annoys you, you nuke it. What is it?
A: A dead smelly baby.
Tags: baby
Tagged People: Go Somewhere Else!
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Joke #21362
May 10th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #5547
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
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Joke #5546
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked
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Joke #5545
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Tags: arm, leg, swimming pool
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Joke #5544
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
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Joke #5543
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
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Joke #5542
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art
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Joke #5541
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can’t hide dead babies in a gay man.
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Joke #5540
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s red and goes round and round?
A: A baby in a garbage disposal.
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Joke #5539
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.
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Joke #5537
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.
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Joke #5536
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.
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