davepoobond: j! U DUDU!!!!
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sk8terdude2690: j?
davepoobond: U DUDU!!!!
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Category Archives: Prank IMs
1 to 1 pranks.
#22515: davepoobond -> soccerkicker567
davepoobond: i wanna moan over you over my mic
soccerkicker567: asl
davepoobond: j! U DUDU!!!!
davepoobond: i wanna moan over you for my mic
davepoobond: j!
#22511: Phoenix -> Hotkid05
Phoenix: Hey
Phoenix: You into Yaoi?
Hotkid05: whos this
Phoenix: Adam
Phoenix: You know me.
Hotkid05: adam who
Phoenix: Don’t fuck around man, you KNOW who this is.
Hotkid05: im serious adam who
Phoenix: So whats up? We havn’t talked for a while.
Hotkid05: nm
Phoenix: How you been?
Hotkid05: where u from
Hotkid05: good u
Phoenix: Alright
Hotkid05: where do u live at
Phoenix: …
Phoenix: You still acting like you don’t know me bro?
Hotkid05: where
Phoenix: Fine, fuck you too.
Phoenix: We talked for months!
Hotkid05: im drunk as hell
Phoenix: Now I’m not your boy? Now you act like I’m nothing?
Phoenix: Go fuckyourself man, I don’t need you.
Hotkid05: im sorry
Phoenix: ….alright, alright.
Phoenix: But stop playin man,you know I don’t like that shit
Hotkid05: do u know my name??
Phoenix: No, we only talked online.
Hotkid05: r u straight??
Phoenix: The hell? You a moron or something? Can’t you remember anything?
Hotkid05: yea im sorry
Hotkid05: how r u
Phoenix: Fine, annoyed at you asking all this stupid shit though.
Hotkid05: my bad
Phoenix: It’s alright holmes, it’s fine.
Hotkid05: do u have a girl now
Phoenix: Hell ya boy, you know me. I can get em whenever I try.
Phoenix: Broke up with that other girl though, ya remember Faith?
Phoenix: Oh, of course you don’t, lol.
Hotkid05: yea
Phoenix: How bout you?
Hotkid05: no kidding
Hotkid05: no
Phoenix: Man, that sucks.
Hotkid05: i need 2 get laid
Phoenix: Heh, I hear that.
Phoenix: Course, it must be hard.
Hotkid05: why u say that
Phoenix: I mean you don’t remember shit, you act dumb all the time.
Hotkid05: thanx
Phoenix: Like this shit you were pulling with me.
Hotkid05: my bad man
Phoenix: If I was a girl I woulda called you a fag, man.
Phoenix: Course you are a fuckin fag.
Phoenix: I mean you act all quire and dainty.
Phoenix: Plus all that sick porn you look at?
Phoenix: That’s fucked up man.
Phoenix: I mean, all those links you were sending me…
Phoenix: “Big booty ass sucking” God, sick shit.
Phoenix: No wonder you pretend you don’t know me, I’d be embarrased too.
Phoenix: Course you were drunk but still…
Phoenix: You there, holmes?
Phoenix: Meh, you’re probably wanking it to some of that weird gay cartoon guy shit again, may you fucked up
#22507: davepoobond -> zackrat123
davepoobond: heyyy!!!
zackrat123: hey
davepoobond: been a while
zackrat123: who is this?
zackrat123: ya
davepoobond: you don’t remember?
zackrat123: nope
davepoobond: i’m your cousin, Richard
zackrat123: o hi richard
davepoobond: hi
zackrat123: i havent seen u in like 5 years
davepoobond: yeah i know
davepoobond: sucks don’t it
zackrat123: ya
davepoobond: so how’s life been treatin’ ya
zackrat123 signed off at 4:56:46 PM.
zackrat123 signed on at 4:56:52 PM.
davepoobond: how’s life been treatin’ ya
zackrat123: good
zackrat123: im jkin i no ur not my cousin richard i dont even have a cousin richard
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: you’ve been fuckin around with me
zackrat123: ya
davepoobond: here i am in my identity crisis
davepoobond: trying to find out who i am
davepoobond: and you fuck around with me
zackrat123: hehehe
davepoobond: by the way, hyundai makes civics
zackrat123: o
zackrat123: no honda civic
davepoobond: hyundai civic, you jackass
davepoobond: don’t fall in
zackrat123: dont fall in wat
davepoobond: your own shit
davepoobond: cause you’re just full of it
zackrat123: o
zackrat123: ok
zackrat123: but search for honda civic and it will show it
davepoobond: unh hunh..
davepoobond: tell me other funny jokes
zackrat123 wants to directly connect.
zackrat123: accept
zackrat123 is now directly connected.
davepoobond: dood
zackrat123: (shows a picture of a Honda civic)
zackrat123: honda civic
zackrat123: but y do u want to know
davepoobond: no reason
davepoobond: mwah
davepoobond: mwahahahah
davepoobond: nayway1@3!
zackrat123 direct connection is closed.
zackrat123: ok
davepoobond: have you been to my website
zackrat123: nope
davepoobond: g-g-g-g-g-g-go
zackrat123: wat is it
davepoobond: a humor site
zackrat123: wats the link
davepoobond: www.squackle.com
zackrat123: eeewwwwww
davepoobond: ?
zackrat123: i went to it
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: what’s so ewwww about it
zackrat123: i didnt go to it but i dont want to
davepoobond: ok!
davepoobond: Why do you think you think that i think what?
zackrat123: ?
zackrat123 signed off at 5:07:41 PM.
WoW Chat #22440 davepoobond -> Sandychris
In trade chat, Sandychris is selling expensive mounts and other stuff, so I say to her…
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davepoobond: 20k each
Sandychris: sorry only real money.:P
davepoobond: gold is real money
Sandychris: lol i mean$
davepoobond: yeah, $20k
Sandychris: lol
davepoobond: thats what i wanna give you,,,,
Sandychris: sorry i dont wanna ur gold.:P
davepoobond: it is real gold
davepoobond: i just need a down payment to bring th gold into the country
Sandychris: i know, but we dont use it.:P
Sandychris: lol
Sandychris: how?
davepoobond: i need it to pay the customs fees
davepoobond: but i will pay you back with the gold, cause its actual bullion
Sandychris: lol thanks
davepoobond: but i need these mounts
davepoobond: i told you i would pay you real gold money
Sandychris: i told u i only need $.:P
davepoobond: are you a girl
Sandychris: Yeah why
davepoobond: what is your cup size
Sandychris: what?
davepoobond: how big are your breasts
Sandychris: oh god
Sandychris: why do u know?
Sandychris: big enough
davepoobond: i want to know because i like boobs
Sandychris: ewww
davepoobond: what is so ew about that?
davepoobond: do you not like boobs?
Sandychris: lol
Sandychris: are u married?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: are you?
Sandychris: no
Sandychris: i am younger than u
davepoobond: how old are you?
Sandychris: why dont u get married?
Sandychris: i am younger 10 years old then u.:P
davepoobond: i am trying to find a good woman
Sandychris: Nice
davepoobond: when do you want to get married
Sandychris: maybe 25 or 26.:)
davepoobond: can i ask you a question
Sandychris: sure
davepoobond: do you like butt sex
Sandychris: sure why?
davepoobond: i was just wondering
davepoobond: can i ask you another question
Sandychris: okay
davepoobond: will you marry me
Sandychris: lol
Sandychris: i cant
davepoobond: why not?
davepoobond: you like everything i like
Sandychris: lol
Sandychris: but i am not live in USA
davepoobond: details, my love
Sandychris: i am living in China,lol
davepoobond: that is ok
Sandychris: lol
davepoobond: so, since we are getting married, you will be able to come to usa
Sandychris: lol never
davepoobond: do you like china?
Sandychris: sure
davepoobond: why
Sandychris: do u like USA?
davepoobond: yes
Sandychris: then my answer is same with u
davepoobond: but i am a citizen of the world, i can live anywhere i want to
davepoobond: if you will not come to me, i will go to you
Sandychris: lol
Sandychris: are u a rich person?
davepoobond: yes, i have gold in many countries
Sandychris: lol
davepoobond: how long is your tongue?
Sandychris: lol
davepoobond: hello?
Sandychris: hello
davepoobond: what kind of activities do you like to do in your free time
Sandychris: nothing
davepoobond: do you know nancy?
davepoobond: i havent heard from her for a long time
Sandychris: who is Nancy?
davepoobond: she works in china doing the same thing you do
Sandychris: i dont know here
davepoobond: she got married
Sandychris: her
Sandychris: Yeah
davepoobond: and then another person, named danny said she was dead
Sandychris: lol
Sandychris: which site does she from?
Sandychris: do u know ?
Sandychris: u can contact with her by livechat on her site
davepoobond: i think from susanexpress
Sandychris: lol
Sandychris: did u buy gold or mount before?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: we were friends
Sandychris: i am not working for susanexpress.:P
davepoobond: i was so happy to hear she was getting married
Sandychris: lol nice
davepoobond: and then a week later someone said she was dead
Sandychris: lol so weird
davepoobond: i think it was because she was dealing drugs
Sandychris: ahh?
davepoobond: opium
Sandychris: horrible
davepoobond: but she was so nice. she had to sit on a box and type on her computer
Sandychris: why sit on a box?
davepoobond: they did not allow them to have chairs
Sandychris: lol horrilbe
Sandychris: i cant believe
Sandychris: chinese boss is good and cent do like this
davepoobond: what is your favorite movie
Sandychris: why should i tell u?
Sandychris: Forest Gump
Sandychris: do u know?
davepoobond: yes, i know that movie
davepoobond: it is a good movie
davepoobond: what is your favorite part
Sandychris: do u love it ?
davepoobond: yes
Sandychris: every is good
davepoobond: why do you like it
Sandychris: not sure
WoW Chat #22439: davepoobond -> Spoonpie
Spoonpie is trying to sell a Magic Rooster Egg in Trade Chat (a rare mount).
So I whisper him with my bid…
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davepoobond: 20k
Spoonpie: what?
davepoobond: final offer
Spoonpie: ur an idiot
davepoobond: what
Spoonpie: i have n offer for 250k
Spoonpie: and ur offering me 20k?
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: because you still havent taken the 250k and you’re calling me an idiot
davepoobond: so it must not exist since your’e still trying to sell it
Spoonpie: because clearly i can get more?
davepoobond: clearly
Spoonpie: how about u open trade with me
Spoonpie: then we sill see ho is the poor idiot
davepoobond: ok sure
Spoonpie: on ur wy to IF?
Spoonpie: SW*
davepoobond: no, you can come to me
WoW Chat #22142: davepoobond -> Sanydiusw
Sanydiusw is selling rare mounts in trade.
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davepoobond: ill buy it for 10k
Sanydiusw: lol no thanks
davepoobond: how much for magic rooster egg then???
Sanydiusw: Cash
davepoobond: whats that
Sanydiusw: $
davepoobond: gold?
Sanydiusw: No
davepoobond: ??
davepoobond: can i trade you a copy of death to all humans: big willy unleashed
Sanydiusw: only real money.:(
davepoobond: and a flask of winds
Sanydiusw: Sorry.:P
Sanydiusw: sorry
davepoobond: what are you sorry for
Sanydiusw: coz we selling them in $.:)
davepoobond: who is we???
Sanydiusw: dollars
davepoobond: who
Sanydiusw: our company.:)
davepoobond: what is a that
Sanydiusw: i am a gold seller
davepoobond: i thought you said you dont want gold?
davepoobond: i have a sick
davepoobond: i need god to fix to my visa
WoW Chat #21934: Slevinn -> davepoobond
In trade chat…
[2] [davepoobond]: i am almost at 3 million gold
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Slevinn: how do you make so much gold
Slevinn: i will give you a bj for a million
davepoobond: r u a grl
Slevinn: yes
davepoobond: how big r ur boobs
Slevinn: 34c
davepoobond: what is the psi of your mouth
Slevinn: i have no gage reflex
davepoobond: psi!
davepoobond: pounds/square inch
Slevinn: is that like sucking pressure or what
davepoobond: yes
Slevinn: more then you can handle
davepoobond: sounds interesting
davepoobond: how much experience do you have
Slevinn: enough
davepoobond: do you have any personal references
Slevinn: haha not that play wow
davepoobond: i see…
davepoobond: i have inside sources that say 34c is small, do you beg to differ?
Slevinn: yeah
davepoobond: are there any extra addons
Slevinn: 4
davepoobond: 4 what
davepoobond: i meant like perks
davepoobond: what makes you different from the competition
davepoobond: 34c isnt small, its a nice size
davepoobond: i looked it up on google
Apple Live Chat #21331
• You are chatting with David J, an Apple Expert
David J: Hi, my name is David J. Welcome to Apple!
David J: Good evening!
davepoobond: Hello
David J: How may I assist you?
David J: Hello!
davepoobond: I was just clicking around and saw the Live Chat thing, but I think i may have already solved my own problem cause i opened an expresslane thing
davepoobond: my mouse’s mouse ball stopped working
davepoobond: and this is the second mouse im on, i have applecare and all
David J: I’m sorry to hear that.
David J: Did you rub the mouse button over a cleaning cloth? Sometimes that will clear it up.
davepoobond: i did, and in doing so the mouse ball seemed to start getting damaged
davepoobond: i see some stripping on the mouse ball
David J: It would still be covered under the Applecare plan if it is defective.
David J: You can continue on the express lane and contact AppleCare or call them tomorrow at 1800-275-2273
David J: 9-9 EST daily.
davepoobond: and i tried it after i cleaned it and the clicks dont seem to work either.
davepoobond: thank you, i’ll definitely call them tomorrow
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: do you have tips on how i can avoid this again with my next mouse, though?
David J: What operating system are you using?
davepoobond: mac
davepoobond: os x
David J: Tiger? Leopard? Snow Leopard?
davepoobond: Snow Leopard
David J: How much ram is your computer using?
davepoobond: 1 gig
David J: Here’s an interesting thing that happened with my mouse.
David J: I had the same problem with the trackball not working often. But when I upgraded to more ram in my computer, it works perfectly fine.
davepoobond: ah interesting
David J: Do you know if you can upgrade your ram?
davepoobond: yeah the apple book told me i could
David J: Go ahead and give AppleCare a call and see what they recommend. Then ask them about upgrading the ram to see if that can help.
davepoobond: will do. sounds like an awesome idea
David J: 1800-275-2273
David J: 9-9 EST daily.
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: yeah, just so that i know you’re not completely nuts, please just tell me you were joking about the ram thing
David J: Actually, no it worked!
David J: I upgraded from 2gb of ram to 8gb and my mouse no longer has trouble scrolling.
David J: Maybe it was just coincidental, but I haven’t had an issue with it at all!
davepoobond: i dont believe in coincidence. i belive in fate.
David J: Do you have an Apple store near you?
davepoobond: yeah
David J: You can take the mouse by the store and test it out and see if it works with more ram!
David J: If not, then let the store take a look at it and see if it is defective and in need of being replaced.
David J: They can also show you how to clean it properly.
davepoobond: awesome, sounds like a plan.
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: No, thank you, i appreciate your help.
David J: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
#21268: dys4iK -> sweet_thang_for_u_2002
While reading this, keep in mind that dys4iK is not Josh. Whoever he was, he’s fucked now. “dys4iK is NOT Josh, never was, and never will be.”
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sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey hey hey
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: sup josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey did u ever call tracy?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our grad. practice is thur right?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey u there?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh???
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u called tracy right
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y u ignoring me???????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m ur girlfriend!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talk to me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: look
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i mean come on josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ignore me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: see if i care
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok what the fuck!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: bot.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u gonna talk to me or not
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bot???
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh?
dys4iK: I have no clue who the hell you are,
dys4iK: but this sure is interesting,.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh!!!
dys4iK: you’re josh?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is wrong with u
dys4iK: I thought I was supposed to be josh.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u drunk
dys4iK: I think you should go find the right Josh.
dys4iK: I wish I was drunk…
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u
dys4iK: haha.
dys4iK: ok.
dys4iK: how’d you find me?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur on my list
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: I’m not going anywhere tommorow night.
dys4iK: I spend my days sitting at my computer,
dys4iK: jerking off to weird porn.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u adcting like this
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh what is wrong with u??
dys4iK: ’cause i’m in hard drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u never did drugs
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u said u quit
dys4iK: I lied.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u were lying?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what??????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
dys4iK: in fact,
dys4iK: I could be on drugs,
dys4iK: _right now)_
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y do u always pull this shit
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur goin off to osu next year
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur doin drugs
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal
dys4iK: yep.
dys4iK: drugs and college.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
dys4iK: hoo-rah.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive that
dys4iK: yep
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u ever call tracy
dys4iK: I’ve gotta go fuck my sister now.
dys4iK: back in a bit.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur sister is only 8
dys4iK: oh, hey, right.
dys4iK: ok.
dys4iK: my cousin, then.
dys4iK: how old are my cousins?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u know how old ur cousins are
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont be stupid
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u high?
dys4iK: I can’ help it,
dys4iK: it’s the drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
dys4iK: my deal?
dys4iK: ten bucks an hour.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can get through this
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsut call me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u call tracy
dys4iK: who’s tracy?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tracy randlof
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember
dys4iK: sure.
dys4iK: she was a nice lay.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u slept with here
dys4iK: of course.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u didnt
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh i’m crying b/c of u
dys4iK: her and some other girl.
dys4iK: it was fun!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: JOSH
dys4iK: and some guy.
dys4iK: I think.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U
dys4iK: I can’t really remember.
dys4iK: the world was funny colours at the time.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY
dys4iK: no, not gay.
dys4iK: not yet.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN
dys4iK: but if you keep this up, maybe.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT
dys4iK: it happened tommorow!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: TOMORROW???
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: tommorow.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: yeah?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m gonna come over ok
dys4iK: over to canada?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: canada??
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what are u talkin about
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u dont seem to good
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: im comin over
dys4iK: I already told you I’m not josh.
dys4iK: but you seem to believe I am,
dys4iK: so I’m playing the part.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
dys4iK: but, I can’t play it in person.
dys4iK: sorry.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m gonna break up with u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we are over
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: 9 months of nothing
dys4iK: yep.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u cuz of the name
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not stupid
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: such a stupid name.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i’m on my way over
dys4iK: ok.
dys4iK: see you in a few days.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can have break up sex
dys4iK: hoo-rah.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tehn i’m leaving
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: for good
dys4iK: yay.
dys4iK: you promise to never phone?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur supposed to be mad
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and begging me to stay
dys4iK: why would I be mad?
dys4iK: oh, sorry.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: b/c i’m leaving u
dys4iK: please don’t leave me!
dys4iK: please stay!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
dys4iK: wahhhh!
dys4iK: *cries*
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: uknow what
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: forget
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: it
dys4iK: ok!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not comin over
dys4iK: gladly!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: screw u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont talk to me ever again
dys4iK: you don’t want to get into the threesome?
dys4iK: hey, speaking of which,
dys4iK: I should get back to sex.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who is there
dys4iK: tracy.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ………….
dys4iK: ……………..!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (
dys4iK: come on.
dys4iK: you enjoyed it too.
dys4iK: I know about you two.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm
dys4iK: when you got drunk?
dys4iK: at some party.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur talkin about
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ……………..
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a long time ago
dys4iK: there you go.
dys4iK: see?
dys4iK: it was fun.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i was drunk josh
dys4iK: deal with it.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what if it was
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a ont time thing
dys4iK: I can’t fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what has gotten itno u
dys4iK: I told you!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m tellin ur parents
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u need help
dys4iK: when I figure out who you are…
dys4iK: haha.
dys4iK: ok.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who I am!!!!
dys4iK: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom,
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wat do u mean by that
dys4iK: and dad is drunk with some other woman.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm, she is at my house
dys4iK: she is?
dys4iK: since when?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what are u talkin about
dys4iK: hey, whoa.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: she has been here all da
dys4iK: our dads are fucking?
dys4iK: when did that start?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
dys4iK: that’s pretty crazy.
dys4iK: think they’d let us join in?
dys4iK: with tracy, too?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u sick bastard
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god
dys4iK: haha.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature
dys4iK: I’m immature?
dys4iK: yes, I suppose I am.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u
dys4iK: neither can I.
dys4iK: you fell for me like a brick in water.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: that was funny.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: X-(
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u fell for me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u begged me to get with u
dys4iK: haha.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i turned u down 3 times
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember
dys4iK: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though.
dys4iK: she thought if I got you to go out with me,
dys4iK: we could have a threesome.
dys4iK: or something.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u wisj
dys4iK: pretty clever, eh?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know now that i think about it
dys4iK: wasn’t my idea.
dys4iK: she was the one who wanted you.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car
dys4iK: I have a car?
dys4iK: cool!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmm yeah
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur spider eclipse
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: thas y i dated u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: not cuz of the looks
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: although u do look godd
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: good
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur nothin w/o me
dys4iK: hey, yeah?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and u know it
dys4iK: what are you, then?
dys4iK: cheesecake!
dys4iK: haha!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cheescake?
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: you’re a cheesecake.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: how?
dys4iK: now that everyone’s seen pictures of you naked.
dys4iK: heh heh.
dys4iK: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night.,
dys4iK: =)
dys4iK: it was kind of you.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: keep what going
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our relationship
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: yeah right
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dream on
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we’re over
dys4iK: hey, you’re back.
dys4iK: hi again!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u makin a joke out of this???????
dys4iK: because i have no idea who you are!
dys4iK: but this sure is fun.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: prove it to me that ur not josh
dys4iK: how about you prove that I _am_ josh!
dys4iK: =)
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what was our prom theme
dys4iK: uh.
dys4iK: underwater?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
dys4iK: or that may have been the drugs. =D
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i told u ur josh
dys4iK: oh, right.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what do i look like
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: uh.
dys4iK: fat, ugly.
dys4iK: lot of acne down your back.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm wrong
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wrong
dys4iK: blue hair.
dys4iK: purple eyes!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ????
dys4iK: you have this weird bump on your back,
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: am i a cheerelader
dys4iK: but noone will tell you.
dys4iK: a cheerleader? hey, cool.
dys4iK: i dated a cheerleader!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cuz u dated me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: duhh!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: there’s teh old josh
dys4iK: whatever!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: aw
dys4iK: you’re so funny.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i knew it was u baby
dys4iK: whatever! duhhhh!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh lets not break up
dys4iK: you’re pretty thick, aren’t you?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u r the best i’ve ever had if u know what i eman
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont wanna loose u
dys4iK: you should smoke some crack with me tonight.
dys4iK: come over right now.
dys4iK: let’s smoke some crack.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way u touch me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont want to loose u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lets not break up
dys4iK: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though.
dys4iK: what, with being a vampire, and all.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not clammhy
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body
dys4iK: Sammy the Clam!
dys4iK: pure silk lotion?
dys4iK: doesn’t silk come out of the ass of worms?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???????????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u so bad right now
dys4iK: so finger yourself, or something.
dys4iK: I’m not sticking myself back in there.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i alreadly am
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wahtever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know u want this
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’ll wear my cheerleading outfit for you
dys4iK: ew.
dys4iK: I hate cheerleaders.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u dont silly
dys4iK: will you wear a strapon?
dys4iK: and fuck me in the ass?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way i can straddle u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv it
dys4iK: hey, will you let my dog fuck you?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmmmmm
dys4iK: do it!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: when did u get a dog
dys4iK: you can smoke crack first.
dys4iK: I’ll get a dog!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no
dys4iK: so it can fuck you.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: NO
dys4iK: and I’ll videotape it.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i wanna video tape u and me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u
dys4iK: I want me, too.
dys4iK: but I’m with tracy now!
dys4iK: sorry!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u mean u want me
dys4iK: I’m madly in love with you.
dys4iK: the drugs are fucking with my head.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwwwwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: I don’t know what i’m doing anymore.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love you too
dys4iK: marry me?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: its ok baby
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u want to marry me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: I was lying about tracy!
dys4iK: I just wanted to make you feel jealous!
dys4iK: seriously!~
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we just grad
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really
dys4iK: no.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwww
dys4iK: i was lying again.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?????
dys4iK: ’cause it’s funny to watch you awwwww at me.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: yeah?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: do u really luv me
dys4iK: I need more drugs.
dys4iK: I love drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no jsoh no
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv me
dys4iK: I love drugs!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no josh
dys4iK: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit sayin that
dys4iK: and I’m running low on needles.
dys4iK: gotta start reusing needles.
dys4iK: damnit!
dys4iK: fucking hell.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: oh well.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: stop
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit
dys4iK: I’ll microwave them.
dys4iK: stop what?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur actin weird
dys4iK: I’m jonesing.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh
dys4iK: I gotta go fix myself up.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what does that mean
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: coming down.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i got my nipples pierced today
dys4iK: hey, me too!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: no.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i did i t jes for u
dys4iK: why? you’re supposed to hate me, bitch.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u can play with them
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont hate u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i luve u
dys4iK: you keep telling me you do!
dys4iK: stop the lying!
dys4iK: oh god, I can’t take it anymore!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i an forgive u
dys4iK: fucking hell!
dys4iK: I should just oD.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: nooooooooo
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh wait
dys4iK: it’d be fun.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m coming over right now
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
dys4iK: go for it.
dys4iK: you know where I live.
dys4iK: (I don’t.)
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok i’ll be over in 20 min
dys4iK: ok!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok baby
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i
dys4iK: I’ll be waiting.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m coming
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ……………
dys4iK: …………………….
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: say it to me josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: please
dys4iK: I’ll go get the strapon.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m on my way over now
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bye babe
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: c u soon
dys4iK: bye!
Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:17:53 2002
Chatroulette #12237
davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall
Backwards Hat Kid: you see it nig
davepoobond: what do you call nuts on the wall
Backwards Hat Kid: idk
davepoobond: walnuts
davepoobond: what do you call nuts on a chest
Backwards Hat Kid: dik in your mouth?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: chestnuts
Backwards Hat Kid: wht?
davepoobond: chest nuts
davepoobond: what do you call nuts on your chin
Backwards Hat Kid: dick in your mouth
davepoobond: brazil nuts
Backwards Hat Kid: what hen
davepoobond: CAUSE BRAZIL SUCKS
Backwards Hat Kid: hahaha ur funny
davepoobond: and so does soccer
davepoobond: fuck soccer
Backwards Hat Kid: go find girl
Chatroulette #12236
Black Screen: Horny?
Black Screen: (:
davepoobond: very
Black Screen: Well I got pics. (:
davepoobond: show me some titties baby
davepoobond: oh yeah i like them
Black Screen: Show me that dick. (:
davepoobond: wow they look so good
davepoobond: did you know i dont have a neck
davepoobond: or a chin
Black Screen: Seriously?
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: im deformed
Black Screen: Get up and show me!
davepoobond: i cant move
Chatroulette #12204
Yourmomzee: OMG LOOKOUT BEHIND YOU
Yourmomzee: HOLY FUCK
Yourmomzee: IN THE WINDOW
davepoobond: oh noooo my greeen walllsss
Yourmomzee: NO SHIT DUDE
davepoobond: oh noooooo
davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo
Yourmomzee: THERES A FUCKIN GUY
Yourmomzee: WITH A KNIFE
davepoobond: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
davepoobond: theres a guy
davepoobond: with a dildo
davepoobond: actually
Yourmomzee: WOAH
Yourmomzee: TMI DUDE
davepoobond: ;0
Yourmomzee: I DONT WANNA KNOW BOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
davepoobond: yes you do
Yourmomzee: OK YOU CAUGHT ME
davepoobond: i know you do
Yourmomzee: JUST LIKE THAT GUY BEHIND YOU
Yourmomzee: IS GONNA CATCH YOU
davepoobond: yeah
Yourmomzee: OH SHIT
Yourmomzee: FUUCK TURN AROUND
davepoobond: he’s under the covers right now
Yourmomzee: OMG
davepoobond: nekkid
Yourmomzee: DEAR LORD
Yourmomzee: HE’S WEARING GREEN PANTS
davepoobond: he’s like really big right
Yourmomzee: AND A CHECKERED SHIRT
davepoobond: he looks like a wall and everything
Yourmomzee: NO HE’S ON YOUR BED
davepoobond: and he has cuffs on his pants
davepoobond: that look like drawers
davepoobond: oh wait
davepoobond: you meant the guy i just killed in the bed
davepoobond: yeah thats right
davepoobond: i killed him
Yourmomzee: OMG CALL THE PO-LICE
davepoobond: poor lice?
Yourmomzee: AMBER LAMPS
davepoobond: i didnt know lice had a socioeconomical system
Yourmomzee: POLICE
Yourmomzee: PO PO
Yourmomzee: FIVE OH
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: i dont know what you mean
Yourmomzee: NICE GO TEEE
davepoobond: why thank you
Yourmomzee: /SARCASM
davepoobond: :((((((((((
davepoobond:
Yourmomzee: AW
Yourmomzee: =3
davepoobond: r u a girl
Yourmomzee: WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
davepoobond: a hot girl?
Yourmomzee: IM THE FUCKIN GUY IN YOUR WINDOW
Yourmomzee: LOOKOUT
davepoobond: how do you type
davepoobond: with your mind?
Yourmomzee: FACEBOOK MOBILE
Yourmomzee: DUHHH
davepoobond: chatroulette has a conduit through facebook?
Yourmomzee: IT DOES NOW
davepoobond: wow
davepoobond: caps lock is cruise control for cool btw
Yourmomzee: YOU SURE ARE A QUICK ONE
davepoobond: i am
davepoobond: in bed
Yourmomzee: MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE
davepoobond: ohhhhhhh
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yourmomzee: SO I CANT TURN ON CAPS
Yourmomzee: LOCK
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yourmomzee: I MAKE THAT SOUND IN BED
davepoobond: but wh-y
Yourmomzee: WITH YOUR MOM
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yourmomzee: BURN
davepoobond: sick burnnnnnnnnnn
davepoobond: wow twins
davepoobond: stop copying me
Yourmomzee: YOU’RE COPYING ME BRO
davepoobond: no man
davepoobond: i thought it first
Yourmomzee: HAHA SEE I FUCKIN TOLD YOU
Yourmomzee: TURN AROUND
Yourmomzee: EVERY NOW N THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
davepoobond: it was just my dog
davepoobond: you wanna see her
Yourmomzee: DEPENDS WHAT DOG MEANS
Yourmomzee: HOT DOG? NO TY
Yourmomzee: SEEN ENOUGH
Yourmomzee: OH SHIT
Yourmomzee: WHATS HER NAME
Yourmomzee: WAIT
Yourmomzee: SALY
Yourmomzee: SALLY
davepoobond: Danny
Yourmomzee: I TOLD YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU THERES A KILLER DOG
davepoobond: killer dog with a knife
Yourmomzee: I HAD A HAMPSTER NAMED DANNY
Yourmomzee: WHEN I WAS IN 6TH GRADE
Yourmomzee: HE DIED
davepoobond: sorry to hear
davepoobond: i had a teacher named Mrs. Judy
Yourmomzee: YEAH ITS OK IT WAS AWHILE AGO
davepoobond: she died
Yourmomzee: AWW
Yourmomzee: RIP JUDY
davepoobond: and a teacher named Mrs. Clement
davepoobond: she was the walking dead
davepoobond: she taught science
Yourmomzee: SCIENCE RULES
davepoobond: but she shoulda taught history
davepoobond: CAUSE SHE’S THAT OLD
Yourmomzee: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
davepoobond: GET IT
Yourmomzee: OMG CAUSE SHE’S TAHT OLD RIGHT
davepoobond: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD
Yourmomzee: I FUCKIN SAW THAT COMIN IAN
davepoobond: DUDE
davepoobond: WE’RE LIKE
davepoobond: TOTALLY ATTUNED TO ONE ANOTHER
Yourmomzee: SHIT DUDE YOURE ON MY LVL
davepoobond: YEAH, LVL 80
davepoobond: LOLOL
Yourmomzee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
davepoobond: GET ITTTT
Yourmomzee: YOU PLAY WOW
davepoobond: YES
Yourmomzee: NO FUCKIN WAY
davepoobond: YES FUCKIN WAY
Yourmomzee: NOW YOURE EMBARRASSED
Yourmomzee: LOOK AT YOU
Yourmomzee: IM ON RIGHT NOW
davepoobond: WHAT SERVER
Yourmomzee: DUDE WATCH YOURE IN MY GUILD
davepoobond: probably
Yourmomzee: DARK IRON
davepoobond: fail
Yourmomzee: EPIC WIN
davepoobond: <- Ner’zhul
Yourmomzee: YOU MUST BE HORDE
davepoobond: ally
Yourmomzee: OK THANK GOD
davepoobond: yeah i hate horde too
Yourmomzee: CAUSE YOU DONT SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE JOHN
davepoobond: at least on my server
Yourmomzee: CAN I CALL YOU JOHN
davepoobond: sure
Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME
Yourmomzee: DANNY?
davepoobond: ill call you Antoine
davepoobond: Dave
Yourmomzee: OK JOHN
Yourmomzee: IM GOIGN FOR LOREMASTER RIGHT NOW
davepoobond: i did that like last year
Yourmomzee: HAHAHA FAIL
davepoobond: im working on the insane
Yourmomzee: DUDE
Yourmomzee: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT TODAY
Yourmomzee: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO’S DOIN IT
davepoobond: what a nub!
Yourmomzee: ITS FUCKIN INSANE
davepoobond: save your pristine black diamonds
Yourmomzee: OH SHIT YOURE SERIOUS
Yourmomzee: YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT
davepoobond: thats just a tip
Yourmomzee: I DONT HAVE ANY
Yourmomzee: THATS NOT THE HARD PART DAVE
davepoobond: well then i guess you cant save any???
Yourmomzee: ITS THE DARKMOON REP
davepoobond: you think thats the hard part?
davepoobond: thats just a money sink
Yourmomzee: I HAVE 791G
davepoobond: if you’re totally inept at making money, yeah i guess itd be hard
davepoobond: i have like 100k
Yourmomzee: DUDE IS THAT ALL YOU DO
Yourmomzee: IS CHATROULETTE AND WOW
davepoobond: yeah pretty much
Yourmomzee: DAMN
davepoobond: life is cool
Yourmomzee: ME TO
Yourmomzee: YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME G
Yourmomzee: I MEAN YOU DONT NEED 100KI
davepoobond: and i fuck around with my web site
Yourmomzee: DAVEISKEWL.COM
davepoobond: ya
Yourmomzee: I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE
davepoobond: great to know it
Yourmomzee: PS
Yourmomzee: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU DAVE
Yourmomzee: OMFG
Yourmomzee: WHAT WAS THAT SERVER
davepoobond: ner’zhul
Yourmomzee: WHATS YOUR NAME
davepoobond: US
davepoobond: Zierkka
Yourmomzee: IMA MAKE A CHAR
davepoobond: sounds good bro
Yourmomzee: XFER TO DARK IRON BRO
Yourmomzee: WE’RE THE SHIT
Yourmomzee: HAVE YOU DOWNED THE LK
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i’m in a icc25 hard mode group
davepoobond: guild
davepoobond: everything but H-LK down so far
Yourmomzee: OH FUCK DUDE
Yourmomzee: YOUR REALM POP. IS HIGH
Yourmomzee: IM WORKIN ON 10 MAN LK
davepoobond: normal?
Yourmomzee: MY GUILDS BEEN WIPING FOR WEEKS IT SUCKS
Yourmomzee: YES
Yourmomzee: NORMAL
davepoobond: dude ill totally get on
davepoobond: and you can see my gear
davepoobond: go to IF
Yourmomzee: k i made a dwarf pally
Yourmomzee: haha this is hilarious
Chatroulette #12201
davepoobond: hi
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits
davepoobond: my tits?
Person In the Shadows: yes
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits
davepoobond: they’re too hairy to actually see
davepoobond: sorry
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits
Person In the Shadows: now
davepoobond: ok ok
davepoobond: you dont have to be so forceful
Person In the Shadows: ….
davepoobond: you could just ask nicely
Person In the Shadows: i like it rough
Person In the Shadows: please
davepoobond: i like it in general
davepoobond: get it???
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits please
davepoobond: but they’re so tender and big
davepoobond: i only show it to nice people
Person In the Shadows: i like big tits
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits
davepoobond: im lactating right now
Person In the Shadows: im so wet
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits
davepoobond: did you turn the sink on again
davepoobond: and put water on your face
davepoobond: how many times have i told you
Person In the Shadows: i musta let it dripping
davepoobond: not to do that
davepoobond: it wastes water
davepoobond: and you know
Person In the Shadows: do you want a sandwich?
davepoobond: how much the water bill comes
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits
davepoobond: and the garbage man comes
davepoobond: i actually do want a sandwich
Person In the Shadows: show me your tits
The Person In the Shadows then came forward and revealed himself to be a man! Then he skipped me.
Chatroulette #12200
davepoobond: oh wow
davepoobond: that
davepoobond: is so amazing
A 50 Euro Bill: you want to have it??
davepoobond: is there a penis behind it
davepoobond: no penis no deal
A 50 Euro Bill: no
davepoobond: fine then