stimpyismyname:
Ofgggfq
==dccb
stimpyismyname: whats that a picture of
davepoobond: you being stupid
stimpyismyname: >:o
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
stimpyismyname:
Ofgggfq
==dccb
stimpyismyname: whats that a picture of
davepoobond: you being stupid
stimpyismyname: >:o
janiekishiazg: im soo bad … come spank me!
davepoobond: ok
janiekishiazg: hey π
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: how are you , are you busy? ? π
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: oohh ok well I saw ur online wanted to see if you wanted to chat in private right now ?? if your alone of course π … i am π
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: ok well πΒ ..just go here babeΒ (spam url here), just click on the accept the invite GREEN button … hurry my cam is on already …
davepoobond: is this reality
janiekishiazg: can you see ME??? … π very sexy huh …lol well this site is soo cool .. we can chat with other girls in a big chat room … its like a big
orgy lol plus its free with my friend pass PLEASE DONT GIVE IT OUT!lol
davepoobond: my name is poop
davepoobond: i just came out of an ass
janiekishiazg: mindy
davepoobond: who
janiekishiazg: k papi rico i cant hear you or see wut your wrighting till you sign in soo ill be waiting just fill out the info for your account and the cc is just for age verification ok… (spam url here) here it is just in case you didnt get it π
davepoobond: who are you
davepoobond: who is your daddy and what does he do
janiekishiazg: ok babe im ready, were are you?? you sign up ???im wet and waiting lol literly lol
davepoobond: yes i did
davepoobond: show me that pussy
janiekishiazg: K bye , ill be waiting …xoxo
davepoobond: what do you mean
davepoobond: are you leaving
janiekishiazg: punch my kitten π
davepoobond: i thought you said you wanted to chat
janiekishiazg: k
On Last.fm, this guy TommyLinthurst, asked to be my friend so I said yes and he sends me the following messages:
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TommyLinthurst:Β Hey, thanks for becoming a friend!
this is NOT spam. I just seriously think you’ll be interested.
Please check out my band’s latest EP called “1991” to listen to some kickass Rock! If you really like it, then go to <url here> and download it absolutely for FREE!!
You see, I manage the band, and there’s no other way of promoting them, so sorry if it was annoying.
Spread the word & Thanks a lot! This music needs to be heard!
Tommy
davepoobond: i’m not entirely sure what your definition of “not spam” is but “unwanted advertisements via the internet” are considered spam.
TommyLinthurst: alright, whatever. you just missed a good band.
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Fuck you Tommy.Β Get off your lazy ass and promote at shows like a normal band does.
davepoobond: you poke so hard
Wendv: =____= that sounds wrong
davepoobond: huahuahuah
Wendv: lol
In trade I was trying to sell stuff:
[2] [davepoobond]: WTS [Comfortable Insoles] only 10g each!
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Cardrek: wat do they do
davepoobond: make you jellin like a felon
Cardrek: i woulda bought em if u didnt attempt that pathetic ryme
davepoobond: its from a commercial
Cardrek: its gross
davepoobond: wat
Xonthebeach was spamming in trade to whisper “Zathwiker” for free gold.
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davepoobond: can i have gold
davepoobond: can i have gold
Xonthebeach: pst zathwiker
davepoobond: who is that
Xonthebeach: hes giving gold
davepoobond: cant you just give me gold
Xonthebeach: no
Xonthebeach: wish i could tho man π
davepoobond: why not
Xonthebeach: gotta support the family
Xonthebeach: hard times.
davepoobond: how do you get a family
Xonthebeach: well
Xonthebeach: are u sitting down?
Xonthebeach: its a long story
davepoobond: ok i have all day
Xonthebeach: k
Xonthebeach: well, it started back in 1096
Xonthebeach: 1986*
Xonthebeach: i was born
Xonthebeach: i was conceived by Chilo
davepoobond: is that before or after Tom and Huck?
Xonthebeach: he’s in your guild
Xonthebeach: probably after
Xonthebeach: Chilo should know
Xonthebeach: hes my biological father
davepoobond: go on
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: Chilo was a great father
Xonthebeach: but then i grew up
davepoobond: like jesus?
Xonthebeach: and met a female
Xonthebeach: better than Jesus
davepoobond: female jesus?
Xonthebeach: we fell in love, and startd a family
Xonthebeach: i was a blue collar worker
davepoobond: with jesus?
Xonthebeach: then the recession hit
davepoobond: is that before or after postmodernism?
Xonthebeach: after
Xonthebeach: this is during the time of the hipsters
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: recession hit, and raid boss werent getting killed, so my funds went low “(
Xonthebeach: so theres my shitty story.
davepoobond: but can i have gold?
Xonthebeach: im sorry, i cant spare a copper
Xonthebeach: see im also a Jew/
davepoobond: why
Xonthebeach: i have the nose
davepoobond: you know what they say right
davepoobond: the nose knows
Xonthebeach: lul
Xonthebeach: haha that shit made me laugh
Xonthebeach: can we be friends?
davepoobond: sure
Xonthebeach: im also drunk atm
Xonthebeach: tell chilo i said hi π
Xonthebeach: he was my old GM
Xonthebeach: on our old server
davepoobond: will do
Zarghon: can i hav 100g for mount plz
Zarghon: its my bday!!
davepoobond: plz bro i need 5g
davepoobond: i need to get epic flying, plz bro
Zarghon: haah verry funny
davepoobond: come onnnnnnn man
Zarghon: ur lying
davepoobond: plz bro plz
davepoobond: i need 5g man
Zarghon: watvr ill plzy ur game
–
He trades me 5 gold.
–
davepoobond: thx man
Zarghon: ya ya very funny
davepoobond: give me free gold
davepoobond: hello? are you giving gold
Dogooder: comment ca va?
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: are you there?
Dogooder: est tu?
davepoobond: como se dice give me free gold
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: hello?
In Stranglethorn Vale, we were about to fight for the Gurubashi Arena Trinket…
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davepoobond: guess we’re fightin for the trinket?
Dfang: guess so
Dfang: gonna smash his face into the ground
davepoobond: who
Dfang: lol mt
davepoobond: right
Dfang: yeah i fail
I was selling shitty, incomplete, gray sets with no stats on them in trade chat.
–
Alorgantari: got any leather?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: [Frozen Leather Helmet] [Frozen Shoulderpads]
davepoobond: [Frozen Armor] [Frozen Bracers]
davepoobond: [Frozen Belt] [Frozen Pants]
davepoobond: [Frozen Boots]
davepoobond: missing 1 piece, so its 50g
Alorgantari: looks lame lol
davepoobond: thats the point π
davepoobond: thats the point π
Alorgantari: 5g
Alorgantari: deal or no deal
davepoobond: no deal, sorry id rather vendor lol
Alorgantari: lol
davepoobond: tryin to trick a trickster
davepoobond: will get you nowhere fast
Alorgantari: lol
Alorgantari: im the trickest
Alorgantari: u got nothin on my beerz
davepoobond: sorry but your terrible grammar and spelling eludes me from understanding your point
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
davepoobond: who are you
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: why are you on my computer
Aggo: because i love you
davepoobond: i am sorry but i do not illicit emotion
davepoobond: please retry input
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: Hello, Kenny Rogers. I am Fron.
davepoobond: Awaiting user input…
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.
Aggo: Error Message 535: Windows has shut down to prevent further damage to your computer.
davepoobond: I do not recognize that error, I am sorry.
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.
davepoobond gets a friend request from some random person named Abegail.Β davepoobond sends a message to this person to figure out if he knows her (which he knows he doesn’t.)
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davepoobond: do i know you?
Abegail: im sorry about ur ask im not do
–
And, not surprisingly, their profile was deleted since it was probably a spammer.
β’ You are chatting with David J, an Apple Expert
David J: Hi, my name is David J. Welcome to Apple!
David J: Good evening!
davepoobond: Hello
David J: How may I assist you?
David J: Hello!
davepoobond: I was just clicking around and saw the Live Chat thing, but I think i may have already solved my own problem cause i opened an expresslane thing
davepoobond: my mouse’s mouse ball stopped working
davepoobond: and this is the second mouse im on, i have applecare and all
David J: I’m sorry to hear that.
David J: Did you rub the mouse button over a cleaning cloth? Sometimes that will clear it up.
davepoobond: i did, and in doing so the mouse ball seemed to start getting damaged
davepoobond: i see some stripping on the mouse ball
David J: It would still be covered under the Applecare plan if it is defective.
David J: You can continue on the express lane and contact AppleCare or call them tomorrow at 1800-275-2273
David J: 9-9 EST daily.
davepoobond: and i tried it after i cleaned it and the clicks dont seem to work either.
davepoobond: thank you, i’ll definitely call them tomorrow
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: do you have tips on how i can avoid this again with my next mouse, though?
David J: What operating system are you using?
davepoobond: mac
davepoobond: os x
David J: Tiger? Leopard? Snow Leopard?
davepoobond: Snow Leopard
David J: How much ram is your computer using?
davepoobond: 1 gig
David J: Here’s an interesting thing that happened with my mouse.
David J: I had the same problem with the trackball not working often. But when I upgraded to more ram in my computer, it works perfectly fine.
davepoobond: ah interesting
David J: Do you know if you can upgrade your ram?
davepoobond: yeah the apple book told me i could
David J: Go ahead and give AppleCare a call and see what they recommend. Then ask them about upgrading the ram to see if that can help.
davepoobond: will do. sounds like an awesome idea
David J: 1800-275-2273
David J: 9-9 EST daily.
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: yeah, just so that i know you’re not completely nuts, please just tell me you were joking about the ram thing
David J: Actually, no it worked!
David J: I upgraded from 2gb of ram to 8gb and my mouse no longer has trouble scrolling.
David J: Maybe it was just coincidental, but I haven’t had an issue with it at all!
davepoobond: i dont believe in coincidence. i belive in fate.
David J: Do you have an Apple store near you?
davepoobond: yeah
David J: You can take the mouse by the store and test it out and see if it works with more ram!
David J: If not, then let the store take a look at it and see if it is defective and in need of being replaced.
David J: They can also show you how to clean it properly.
davepoobond: awesome, sounds like a plan.
David J: Is there anything else I can help you with?
davepoobond: No, thank you, i appreciate your help.
David J: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
While reading this, keep in mind that dys4iK is not Josh. Whoever he was, he’s fucked now. “dys4iK is NOT Josh, never was, and never will be.”
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sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey hey hey
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: sup josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey did u ever call tracy?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our grad. practice is thur right?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: hey u there?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh???
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u called tracy right
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y u ignoring me???????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m ur girlfriend!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: talk to me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: look
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur deal has been lately
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i mean come on josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we were prom queen adn king and this is how u act!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ignore me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: fine
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: see if i care
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok what the fuck!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: bot.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u gonna talk to me or not
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bot???
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh?
dys4iK: I have no clue who the hell you are,
dys4iK: but this sure is interesting,.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh!!!
dys4iK: you’re josh?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is wrong with u
dys4iK: I thought I was supposed to be josh.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u drunk
dys4iK: I think you should go find the right Josh.
dys4iK: I wish I was drunk…
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u
dys4iK: haha.
dys4iK: ok.
dys4iK: how’d you find me?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur on my list
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: I’m not going anywhere tommorow night.
dys4iK: I spend my days sitting at my computer,
dys4iK: jerking off to weird porn.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u adcting like this
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh what is wrong with u??
dys4iK: ’cause i’m in hard drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u never did drugs
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u said u quit
dys4iK: I lied.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u were lying?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what??????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
dys4iK: in fact,
dys4iK: I could be on drugs,
dys4iK: _right now)_
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y do u always pull this shit
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur goin off to osu next year
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur doin drugs
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal
dys4iK: yep.
dys4iK: drugs and college.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
dys4iK: hoo-rah.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive that
dys4iK: yep
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u ever call tracy
dys4iK: I’ve gotta go fuck my sister now.
dys4iK: back in a bit.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and explaoin to her ur stayin with me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur sister is only 8
dys4iK: oh, hey, right.
dys4iK: ok.
dys4iK: my cousin, then.
dys4iK: how old are my cousins?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u know how old ur cousins are
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont be stupid
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: r u high?
dys4iK: I can’ help it,
dys4iK: it’s the drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what is ur deal josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
dys4iK: my deal?
dys4iK: ten bucks an hour.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can get through this
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsut call me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: did u call tracy
dys4iK: who’s tracy?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tracy randlof
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember
dys4iK: sure.
dys4iK: she was a nice lay.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u were gonna tell her u wer datin me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u slept with here
dys4iK: of course.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u told me u didnt
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh i’m crying b/c of u
dys4iK: her and some other girl.
dys4iK: it was fun!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: JOSH
dys4iK: and some guy.
dys4iK: I think.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHAT IS WROGN WITH U
dys4iK: I can’t really remember.
dys4iK: the world was funny colours at the time.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: OH SO NOW UR GAY
dys4iK: no, not gay.
dys4iK: not yet.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN
dys4iK: but if you keep this up, maybe.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: DONT EVEN SAY PROM NIGHT
dys4iK: it happened tommorow!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: TOMORROW???
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: tommorow.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: yeah?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m gonna come over ok
dys4iK: over to canada?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: canada??
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what are u talkin about
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u dont seem to good
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: im comin over
dys4iK: I already told you I’m not josh.
dys4iK: but you seem to believe I am,
dys4iK: so I’m playing the part.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
dys4iK: but, I can’t play it in person.
dys4iK: sorry.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m gonna break up with u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we are over
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: 9 months of nothing
dys4iK: yep.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know its u cuz of the name
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not stupid
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: such a stupid name.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i’m on my way over
dys4iK: ok.
dys4iK: see you in a few days.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we can have break up sex
dys4iK: hoo-rah.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: tehn i’m leaving
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: for good
dys4iK: yay.
dys4iK: you promise to never phone?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive u slept with tracy
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur supposed to be mad
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and begging me to stay
dys4iK: why would I be mad?
dys4iK: oh, sorry.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: b/c i’m leaving u
dys4iK: please don’t leave me!
dys4iK: please stay!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
dys4iK: wahhhh!
dys4iK: *cries*
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: uknow what
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: forget
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: it
dys4iK: ok!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not comin over
dys4iK: gladly!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: screw u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dont talk to me ever again
dys4iK: you don’t want to get into the threesome?
dys4iK: hey, speaking of which,
dys4iK: I should get back to sex.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ugh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who is there
dys4iK: tracy.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ………….
dys4iK: ……………..!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (
dys4iK: come on.
dys4iK: you enjoyed it too.
dys4iK: I know about you two.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmm
dys4iK: when you got drunk?
dys4iK: at some party.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know what ur talkin about
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ……………..
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a long time ago
dys4iK: there you go.
dys4iK: see?
dys4iK: it was fun.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i was drunk josh
dys4iK: deal with it.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what if it was
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: that was a ont time thing
dys4iK: I can’t fix all your female, hyper-inflated ego disorders.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what has gotten itno u
dys4iK: I told you!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: (
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m tellin ur parents
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u need help
dys4iK: when I figure out who you are…
dys4iK: haha.
dys4iK: ok.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: who I am!!!!
dys4iK: except, my mom is shooting up in the bathroom,
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wat do u mean by that
dys4iK: and dad is drunk with some other woman.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm, she is at my house
dys4iK: she is?
dys4iK: since when?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and ur dad and my dad are out of town on a business trip
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so what are u talkin about
dys4iK: hey, whoa.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: she has been here all da
dys4iK: our dads are fucking?
dys4iK: when did that start?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
dys4iK: that’s pretty crazy.
dys4iK: think they’d let us join in?
dys4iK: with tracy, too?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u sick bastard
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: god
dys4iK: haha.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r soooooooooooooo immature
dys4iK: I’m immature?
dys4iK: yes, I suppose I am.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i cant beleive i wasted 9 months with u
dys4iK: neither can I.
dys4iK: you fell for me like a brick in water.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: that was funny.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: X-(
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u fell for me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u begged me to get with u
dys4iK: haha.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i turned u down 3 times
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: remember
dys4iK: yeah. tracy told me to keep asking, though.
dys4iK: she thought if I got you to go out with me,
dys4iK: we could have a threesome.
dys4iK: or something.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: whatever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u wisj
dys4iK: pretty clever, eh?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know now that i think about it
dys4iK: wasn’t my idea.
dys4iK: she was the one who wanted you.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car
dys4iK: I have a car?
dys4iK: cool!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmm yeah
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur spider eclipse
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: thas y i dated u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: not cuz of the looks
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: although u do look godd
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: good
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur nothin w/o me
dys4iK: hey, yeah?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: and u know it
dys4iK: what are you, then?
dys4iK: cheesecake!
dys4iK: haha!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cheescake?
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: you’re a cheesecake.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: how?
dys4iK: now that everyone’s seen pictures of you naked.
dys4iK: heh heh.
dys4iK: but hey, you made some lonely geeks happy for a night.,
dys4iK: =)
dys4iK: it was kind of you.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: keep what going
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: our relationship
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: yeah right
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: dream on
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we’re over
dys4iK: hey, you’re back.
dys4iK: hi again!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: y r u makin a joke out of this???????
dys4iK: because i have no idea who you are!
dys4iK: but this sure is fun.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: prove it to me that ur not josh
dys4iK: how about you prove that I _am_ josh!
dys4iK: =)
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what was our prom theme
dys4iK: uh.
dys4iK: underwater?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: omg
dys4iK: or that may have been the drugs. =D
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i told u ur josh
dys4iK: oh, right.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what do i look like
dys4iK: yeah.
dys4iK: uh.
dys4iK: fat, ugly.
dys4iK: lot of acne down your back.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummm wrong
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wrong
dys4iK: blue hair.
dys4iK: purple eyes!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ????
dys4iK: you have this weird bump on your back,
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: am i a cheerelader
dys4iK: but noone will tell you.
dys4iK: a cheerleader? hey, cool.
dys4iK: i dated a cheerleader!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i know
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: cuz u dated me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: duhh!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: there’s teh old josh
dys4iK: whatever!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: aw
dys4iK: you’re so funny.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i knew it was u baby
dys4iK: whatever! duhhhh!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh lets not break up
dys4iK: you’re pretty thick, aren’t you?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lol
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh u r the best i’ve ever had if u know what i eman
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont wanna loose u
dys4iK: you should smoke some crack with me tonight.
dys4iK: come over right now.
dys4iK: let’s smoke some crack.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way u touch me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont want to loose u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: lets not break up
dys4iK: yeah. your skin is sort of clammy, though.
dys4iK: what, with being a vampire, and all.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ??????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m not clammhy
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i use pure silk lotion from batha and body
dys4iK: Sammy the Clam!
dys4iK: pure silk lotion?
dys4iK: doesn’t silk come out of the ass of worms?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ???????????????
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont know
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: jsoh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u so bad right now
dys4iK: so finger yourself, or something.
dys4iK: I’m not sticking myself back in there.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i alreadly am
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: wahtever
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u know u want this
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’ll wear my cheerleading outfit for you
dys4iK: ew.
dys4iK: I hate cheerleaders.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no u dont silly
dys4iK: will you wear a strapon?
dys4iK: and fuck me in the ass?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: the way i can straddle u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv it
dys4iK: hey, will you let my dog fuck you?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmmmmmm
dys4iK: do it!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: when did u get a dog
dys4iK: you can smoke crack first.
dys4iK: I’ll get a dog!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no
dys4iK: so it can fuck you.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: NO
dys4iK: and I’ll videotape it.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i wanna video tape u and me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i want u
dys4iK: I want me, too.
dys4iK: but I’m with tracy now!
dys4iK: sorry!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u mean u want me
dys4iK: I’m madly in love with you.
dys4iK: the drugs are fucking with my head.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwwwwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: I don’t know what i’m doing anymore.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love you too
dys4iK: marry me?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: its ok baby
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u want to marry me
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: I was lying about tracy!
dys4iK: I just wanted to make you feel jealous!
dys4iK: seriously!~
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: we just grad
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwww
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really
dys4iK: no.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: awwwwww
dys4iK: i was lying again.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ?????
dys4iK: ’cause it’s funny to watch you awwwww at me.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: yeah?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: do u really luv me
dys4iK: I need more drugs.
dys4iK: I love drugs.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no jsoh no
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u luv me
dys4iK: I love drugs!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: no josh
dys4iK: I need a dimebag of hash to go with this.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit sayin that
dys4iK: and I’m running low on needles.
dys4iK: gotta start reusing needles.
dys4iK: damnit!
dys4iK: fucking hell.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: oh well.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: stop
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: quit
dys4iK: I’ll microwave them.
dys4iK: stop what?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur actin weird
dys4iK: I’m jonesing.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: huh
dys4iK: I gotta go fix myself up.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: what does that mean
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh
dys4iK: coming down.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i got my nipples pierced today
dys4iK: hey, me too!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: really!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: no.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i did i t jes for u
dys4iK: why? you’re supposed to hate me, bitch.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: so u can play with them
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i dont hate u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i luve u
dys4iK: you keep telling me you do!
dys4iK: stop the lying!
dys4iK: oh god, I can’t take it anymore!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: well i an forgive u
dys4iK: fucking hell!
dys4iK: I should just oD.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: nooooooooo
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: josh wait
dys4iK: it’d be fun.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m coming over right now
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok
dys4iK: go for it.
dys4iK: you know where I live.
dys4iK: (I don’t.)
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok i’ll be over in 20 min
dys4iK: ok!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ok baby
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i
dys4iK: I’ll be waiting.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m coming
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i love u
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ……………
dys4iK: …………………….
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: say it to me josh
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: please
dys4iK: I’ll go get the strapon.
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i’m on my way over now
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: bye babe
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: c u soon
dys4iK: bye!
Session Close (sweet_thang_for_u_2002): Thu May 30 19:17:53 2002
Matt Sussman and Matt Cary talking about the Randall Simon incident…
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Matt Sussman: but I’ll be frank
Matt Sussman: the person inside the costume should relish this moment
Matt Sussman: because what Randall Simon did just doesn’t cut the mustard
Matt Sussman: and after she fell down… no way could she ketchup
Matt Cary: Oh my gosh, stop youre killing me
Matt Cary: thats so many in a row
Matt Sussman: I think that last joke was the wurst one
Matt Cary: Yeah, that last frank joke wasnt worth a hill of beans.
Matt Sussman: yeah, it made me chili
Matt Sussman: at least I had the onions to keep going
Matt Cary: Yeah, I think now youre just trying to be a hot dog.
Matt Sussman: Thanks. You just brat that to my attention.
Matt Cary: Didnt want you to make yourself look like a weenie.
Matt Sussman: wow. the list of puns we went through is about a foot long
Matt Cary: Baloney.
Matt Sussman: Don’t have a cow.