These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
Blind Bubba: wah wah wah wah ah ahhhhh
davepoobond: i saw you at the assembly today running, cuz you were behind. that was kinda funny.
Blind Bubba: bah
Blind Bubba: yah it was a bitch
Blind Bubba: fukin basses cut in front of me
Blind Bubba: so i was lik
Blind Bubba: ‘EY’
Blind Bubba: ‘GET THE FUK BACK I NEED TO GET THRU’
Blind Bubba: ey whats squakle’s add again, sister deleted all bookmarks on this comp
davepoobond: what a buncha basstards. ahahaha get it?
Blind Bubba: yes i do
elmoisfurry: ha! i bet u cant beat solitare on vegas style
elmoisfurry: eat it ho
davepoobond: WOW
davepoobond: THATS SPECTACULAR
elmoisfurry: it is fugga
davepoobond: ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE
elmoisfurry: it is
elmoisfurry: fuker
davepoobond: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Blind Bubba: Doin’ imporant stuff, [Movie…] davepoobond is a n3rdz0r…that I will get back to asap…
davepoobond: what do you say to THAT
davepoobond: stoopid
SparkinPhillys: you wanna cyber
SparkinPhillys: if yous a gurl
davepoobond: what the FUCK.
davepoobond: who the hell are you.
davepoobond: how’d you get my sn?
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davepoobond: U SUK U DASTARDLY BASTARD
davepoobond: saw u in the shuttle. hah
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: and i saw u walkin
elmoisfurry: haw haw
davepoobond: you had to wait at the crosswalk for like 30 seconds
davepoobond: haw haw
elmoisfurry: wut
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: wut tha hell u talkin bout
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i saw the bus
elmoisfurry: i wus in tha first one
elmoisfurry: u fugga
davepoobond: it was waiting there after it got up the hill
davepoobond: it was waiting there
davepoobond: yeah, i know
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: it wusnt
davepoobond: yes…………………..
elmoisfurry: see ur stupid
davepoobond: was there one right behind you?
elmoisfurry: so die
elmoisfurry: yea
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: where the hell were u today
Soup Nazi: sick, quiet now
davepoobond:heh
davepoobond: WEASELS!
Draxus: GOPHERS!
davepoobond: …….AARDVARKS!
Draxus: ….ELEPHANTS!
davepoobond: TIGERS ON DISPLAY
Draxus: NINJA SQUIRRELS!
davepoobond: farting cows
davepoobond: !!!!!!!!!!
Draxus: MONKEYS!! AHHHH!!
davepoobond: petting zoo smell! ewwww!
Draxus: aw, come on…that’s no way to talk about your room..
davepoobond: its ok
Draxus: I am away from my computer right now.
davepoobond: i live with it all the time
MyLeftTesticle: Davey!
davepoobond: hi
MyLeftTesticle: ::Chunks poo at Dave’s head:: Hiya, pal!
davepoobond: so……….?
MyLeftTesticle: Just sayin’ ‘Hi’ to an old chum.
MyLeftTesticle: Yay, Netscape 6.something is here!
davepoobond: yahooooooooooooo
MyLeftTesticle: I yahoo.
MyLeftTesticle: Do you?
davepoobond: just did
MyLeftTesticle: Heh.
MyLeftTesticle: I gots ta go.
MyLeftTesticle: Later
davepoobond: k bye
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davepoobond: uh. die.
davepoobond: ::farrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt::
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: no, YOU die.
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: ok.
davepoobond: i have it all on tape, you cant say anything about it, or it’ll be the dickens for you!
davepoobond: oops, wrong IM
davepoobond: not!
davepoobond: ahahahahah
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: dumbass
davepoobond: hey.
davepoobond: u suk
elmoisfurry: yo
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: y
elmoisfurry: ho
davepoobond: cuz. you like to watch the Power Puff Girls
davepoobond: like its porn
elmoisfurry: oh
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: sorry bout that
davepoobond: its ok, i forgive your soul
davepoobond: you’re lucky *I* have the 30 second cotton candy maker
elmoisfurry: ur lucky that i havent stab u yet
davepoobond: I have the tonka monster trucks builder game, i dont think YOU do…….now do you?
elmoisfurry: yes
davepoobond: really
elmoisfurry: yea!
elmoisfurry: duh
davepoobond: thas great
elmoisfurry: yup it is
davepoobond: craphead where were u
elmoisfurry: wut tha fuk u mean
elmoisfurry: i waited till the second shuttle
davepoobond: u know what i mean
elmoisfurry: that wus a long time
davepoobond: no it wasnt. i saw the 2nd shuttle go down when i was walking up the hill you idiot
elmoisfurry: well u never fukin came down then did u
elmoisfurry: fugga
davepoobond: hahahaha
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davepoobond: phew, for a second i thought it wasn’t free
elmoisfurry: buy
davepoobond: sell
davepoobond: hey bastard.
elmoisfurry: fug u
davepoobond: i love you too
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: ::fart::
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: ::spit::
davepoobond: ::burp::
davepoobond: ::pukeeeeeeee::
elmoisfurry: r u playin stinky rollercoaster tycoonh
davepoobond: i’m gonna tell you how to make honey graham s’mores, or more commonly known as s’mores de galletas integrales de miel in spanish
davepoobond: yeah, sure, i guess
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: why do you want to know if i playin rct
elmoisfurry: just wondrin
davepoobond: becuz….
elmoisfurry: u suck
davepoobond: no.
davepoobond: 1 chocolate de leche (de 1.55 oz)
elmoisfurry: im not gonna read it
davepoobond: 8 cuadrados de galletas integrales de miel de Smart & Final
davepoobond: 4 Malvaviscos de Smart & Final
davepoobond: Preparacion:
davepoobond: 1. Rompa cada barra de chocolate en 3 piezas; pongalas a un lado
davepoobond: fin
davepoobond: gonna go bye