Category Archives: Stupid IMs

These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.

#6421: wangerspanker -> davepoobond

wangerspanker: whoa!

davepoobond: what

wangerspanker: im not online and i can im people still

davepoobond: wtf

wangerspanker: wierd

davepoobond: ur still connected then though

wangerspanker: i dont see how

davepoobond: you pry have DSL or cable dont you

wangerspanker: no…boring old modem

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: it musta not disconnected then

wangerspanker: sw-weet

wangerspanker: there it goes im going..bye bye bye bye……

davepoobond: ok bye

davepoobond: ur still on

wangerspanker: yea freaky

wangerspanker: its my winamp..it stays on till i say stop

davepoobond: heh

#6419: davepoobond -> texasfan

In the chat, texansfan was talking about stupid shit about earning money working at home or something like that.

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davepoobond: i wanna make 200-2000 dollars a week. how do i do it

davepoobond: but i dont wanna sign up for anything

davepoobond: u have to tell me how to do it over IM

texasfan: y not

texasfan: it free

davepoobond: yeah so what

davepoobond: i told u i dont wanna sign up for anything

texasfan: ok then u dont have to do it then

texasfan: bye

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: what are you trying to pull here

davepoobond: i wanna make 200 to 2000 bucks

texasfan: u have to sing up to somethin that is free so that they know u work for them and so the can send u checks

davepoobond: what do you do

davepoobond: what do you have to do for them

davepoobond: be a prostitute?

davepoobond: cuz i’m already doing that

texasfan: no it is not porn

texasfan: u advertise there web site

texasfan: and get poeple to bye it

davepoobond: but if i dont, then i dont get payed then wouldnt i

texasfan: ya

texasfan: or if u get pople to work for u then the can sell stuff and then u would get payed

davepoobond: but then i’d be doing that for you wouldnt i

davepoobond: and you’d b getting money

texasfan: not if u get people to sing up on ur web site that they give u then i would get no money

davepoobond: hmmm

davepoobond: interesting

texasfan: well i am gonna go right now i will be on later

davepoobond: ok

Previous message was not received by texansfan because of error: User texansfan is not available.

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Since he blocked me, I insulted him in the chat room he was in when he came back later.

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texasfan: fuck u bitch

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: hey is it a crime to want your mom

davepoobond: dont u need a work permit for that thing ur talking about

#6416: puppyluvingal -> davepoobond

puppyluvingal: what part?

davepoobond: la

puppyluvingal: oh

puppyluvingal: gf?

davepoobond: nah

puppyluvingal: oh

puppyluvingal: what ya wearin?

davepoobond: a strap on penis on my forhead

puppyluvingal: :-*

puppyluvingal: das all?

davepoobond: pretty much

davepoobond: how about you

puppyluvingal: i’m not wearin ne thing

puppyluvingal: i have to change

davepoobond: thats great

puppyluvingal: mhm

davepoobond: πŸ˜€

puppyluvingal: eva had a gf?

davepoobond: no

puppyluvingal: aww

puppyluvingal: pic?

davepoobond: no

puppyluvingal: ok

davepoobond: u

puppyluvingal: no

puppyluvingal: describe yourself

davepoobond: well, i have a anorexic look to myself. i have 3 tits….you can see my ribs, and one of my legs is bum, so i can barely use it. i also have a little hunchback on my back, but you cant notice it unless i peel back the extra skin that grew over it

davepoobond: how about you?

puppyluvingal: das disgusting

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: its a living

puppyluvingal: 5’4 106 lbs blonde cheerleader

davepoobond: well a cheerleader ehhhh

davepoobond: are you gonna make a career outta it

puppyluvingal: nope

davepoobond: i used to be a cheerleader too, but then they just kicked me out after 8th grade

puppyluvingal: ok…?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i have a toilet

puppyluvingal: g2go bye

davepoobond: his name is fred

davepoobond: where are you going

davepoobond: hello

puppyluvingal: swimming

davepoobond: no ur not

puppyluvingal: yea i am

puppyluvingal: i have a pool

davepoobond: ur leaving cuz you dont wanna talk to a disabled man

davepoobond: bs! no one has a pool!

puppyluvingal: no

puppyluvingal: well we do in the backyard

davepoobond: well thats quite impossible

puppyluvingal: i cant believe ya dont noe ne one with a pool

davepoobond: i refuse to believe it

puppyluvingal: fine whatever

davepoobond: i live in new york

puppyluvingal: bye

davepoobond: thats why

davepoobond: and i only said i was 16/m/ca so i can get into your online panties

Previous message was not received by puppyluvingal because of error: User puppyluvingal is not available.

#6415: murfsurfdad -> davepoobond

murfsurfdad: HEY DO YOU HAVE A MIC

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i have a mic with your mom on top of it

murfsurfdad: WANNA TALK

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: hi

murfsurfdad: I FORGOT HOW TO DO IT

davepoobond: oh well then

davepoobond: lets just talk on IMs then

murfsurfdad: TURN ON MY MIC

davepoobond: ok i’ll turn it on for you

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad: START YOUR IM CONNECTION

davepoobond: blah

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad: COME ON, I KNOW HOW TO DO IT

davepoobond: yeah right

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: dont give me that crap

davepoobond: i dont want any windows

davepoobond: poppin up

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: quit it

murfsurfdad: YOU HAVE TO GO TO PEOPLE AND START IT

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: IM images dont work w/sound

davepoobond: U IDIOT

murfsurfdad: are you a girl

murfsurfdad: how old

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: 56

murfsurfdad: whatever

murfsurfdad: do you have a warn

murfsurfdad: ?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: whats that

murfsurfdad: can i warn you?

murfsurfdad: ?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: if u do then i’ll slapcat sammy yer ass

murfsurfdad: why not you caint stop me

murfsurfdad: did you get it?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i did

murfsurfdad: lol

davepoobond: u ass

davepoobond: HOW DO YOU LIKE 35%

davepoobond: ey

davepoobond: thats gay

davepoobond: why’d u warn me to 35% too

murfsurfdad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: u stupid idiot

murfsurfdad: got cha

murfsurfdad: are you 100%

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: u ass

murfsurfdad: bitch

murfsurfdad: how old are you agein

davepoobond: 11

murfsurfdad: you said you 50 something

davepoobond: no i didnt

davepoobond: ur playing

murfsurfdad: im 13

murfsurfdad: start talking

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad: ufysjdgfysdgfyguyfsdweihiouchhhbcudcbdds

davepoobond: asdfoiweuoruoxc

murfsurfdad: hey

davepoobond: what

murfsurfdad: hkjxvnbkjzdfnvj

murfsurfdad: jvhksvf

murfsurfdad: dfg

murfsurfdad: a

davepoobond: poqew

davepoobond: good job

davepoobond: do it again

davepoobond: so i can hear you

davepoobond: u stupid

davepoobond: wtf

murfsurfdad: hey

davepoobond: i dont wanna talk to u

#6414: davepoobond -> LiLPrettiBoi

davepoobond: hey i got a sexy body

LiLPrettiBoi: why dont i see U!

davepoobond: cuz i’m at my computer, numbnuts!

LiLPrettiBoi: well u can stick out ur head so i can see were u r

davepoobond: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: put it this way

davepoobond: what?

davepoobond: i did

davepoobond: you didnt see me

davepoobond: ?

LiLPrettiBoi: wat street do u live in?

davepoobond: i dont live in a street

LiLPrettiBoi: were then

davepoobond: “pully my finger song”

LiLPrettiBoi: wat

davepoobond: cranberry

LiLPrettiBoi: i dont get u ?

davepoobond: ok?

davepoobond: πŸ˜€

davepoobond: O:-)

davepoobond: 😎

davepoobond: πŸ˜›

davepoobond: :-X

davepoobond: :-[

davepoobond: >:o

davepoobond: πŸ˜‰

davepoobond: :'(

davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: :-*

davepoobond: πŸ™

LiLPrettiBoi: :-)=-O:-$:'(:-(

davepoobond: :-\

davepoobond: :-$

davepoobond: =-O

LiLPrettiBoi: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

LiLPrettiBoi: πŸ˜›

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: πŸ™‚

LiLPrettiBoi: ok wit the thing

davepoobond:

:-)=-O:-$:-\:-(:-*:-!:'(;-)>:o:-[:-X:-P8-)

O:-):-D

LiLPrettiBoi: ok, stop wit the thing

LiLPrettiBoi: u wat to see mypic

LiLPrettiBoi: my pic

davepoobond: not really

davepoobond: i might b traumatized for life

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

davepoobond: is it on a web site

LiLPrettiBoi: no

LiLPrettiBoi: my pic

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: whatever

LiLPrettiBoi wants to directly connect (12:17:27 PM).

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made (12:17:29 PM).

davepoobond: no

LiLPrettiBoi wants to directly connect (12:17:34 PM).

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made (12:17:36 PM).

davepoobond: i dont want it

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

davepoobond: watever

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

LiLPrettiBoi: ok den

LiLPrettiBoi: g2g

davepoobond: good bye

davepoobond: ur really boring to talk to

LiLPrettiBoi: no

davepoobond: sure ya are

davepoobond: i was talking to u for tha last

davepoobond: hour 20 minutes

LiLPrettiBoi: and

davepoobond: just go

LiLPrettiBoi: cuzz u wat to get horny

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: u wussed out and u didnt finish me off

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wat do i get out of this

LiLPrettiBoi: u fingerd urself?

LiLPrettiBoi: or wat?

davepoobond: no i didnt

davepoobond: cuz u stopped

LiLPrettiBoi: wat do i get out of this if i finshed u off

davepoobond: the pride of finishing off a 9 year old girl

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

LiLPrettiBoi: i’ll get u horny

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: comon hurry up i dont have all day

LiLPrettiBoi: first, i put my tongue in ur pussy and start licking and tickling

davepoobond: ooh ok

LiLPrettiBoi: open ur wide sexy leg, so i can stick my dick in ur tight pussy

davepoobond: it may be tight but its really loose cuz my dad beat u to it

LiLPrettiBoi: wat?

LiLPrettiBoi: ur dad hit it

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

davepoobond: yeah he did

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I block him and warn him to 30%.

#6410: bethb -> davepoobond

bethb: Hey, can you answer the survey in my info please? thnx

davepoobond: why

bethb: hahahaha i love your sn its funny

davepoobond: does it open a new window or something

davepoobond: well, of course

bethb: no

davepoobond: everyone loves a third tit right?

bethb: i guess so…depends lol

davepoobond: that doesnt cut it. the automatic answer is

“yes”

bethb: lol aright

davepoobond: bored? wanna laugh? go to Squackle!

bethb: thnx πŸ™‚

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: y’must b if ur goin around telling people to

vote whether or not you should get ur tongue pierced

bethb: i dunno……

bethb: a/s/l?

davepoobond: 16.m.ca

davepoobond: u

bethb: 15/f/nh

davepoobond: is that the blue or the orange state

bethb: no idea

davepoobond: didja go to my site

bethb: yea

davepoobond: whaddya think so far

davepoobond: or what did you think if ur not there anymore

davepoobond: which was less than 2 minutes…….

bethb: i think it was pretyt kewl i’m still reading it

davepoobond: o ok