These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
stimpyismyname: dave
stimpyismyname: hey dave
stimpyismyname: whatcha doin
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: dave
stimpyismyname: wake up
davepoobond: ur moms up
stimpyismyname: ur dicks up FOR your mom
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: take that
Reokon: Haaaaaaaanus
Reokon: in the AAAAAAAAAANUS
davepoobond: ohhhhh kkkk
davepoobond: i woulda talked sooner, but i was takin a fast crap
stimpyismyname: h
stimpyismyname: i
stimpyismyname: d
stimpyismyname: a
stimpyismyname: v
stimpyismyname: e
stimpyismyname: .
stimpyismyname: h
stimpyismyname: i
stimpyismyname:
stimpyismyname: a
stimpyismyname: v
stimpyismyname: e
stimpyismyname: aah
stimpyismyname: the d didnt make it
stimpyismyname: sorry
davepoobond: hi..
stimpyismyname: floooow river flow
stimpyismyname: :-!
stimpyismyname: by
Automatic Man: NO
davepoobond: comon
Automatic Man: no
davepoobond: its funny
Automatic Man: no
Automatic Man: no
Automatic Man: no
Automatic Man: no
stimpyismyname: OW
davepoobond: wut
stimpyismyname: dont stand too close to the squirrel, billy, you’ll catch its stupid!
stimpyismyname: yep
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: get ninjawalk
stimpyismyname: its FUUUUN
davepoobond: yer MOMs fun
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: urs is more fun
stimpyismyname: i have a really funny song
stimpyismyname: its funny
stimpyismyname: hooo boy is it funny
davepoobond: ur moms funny
stimpyismyname: so is ur dad
davepoobond: and so is urs
davepoobond: and ur grandmas
davepoobond: if they all got into a fight, you’d lose
stimpyismyname: and ur great grandma
davepoobond: HEY
davepoobond: DONT TALK ABOUT MY GREAT GRANDMA LIKE THAT
stimpyismyname: she was so fiiine
davepoobond: yeah i bet you tapped her dead as over and over, ya dumbass
stimpyismyname: but her pubic hair started at her belly button
davepoobond: oh my god
stimpyismyname: i got used to it
davepoobond: yeah, i bet it tasted good, didnt it
stimpyismyname: not really
stimpyismyname: tased like a hairbrush
stimpyismyname: a dirty one
stimpyismyname: that someone rolled in shit
stimpyismyname: i only did it to piss you off
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: cuz it didnt
davepoobond: so you did my dead great grandma for nuttin
davepoobond: AHAHAH
stimpyismyname: uhhhh
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: unless u enjoyed it of course
stimpyismyname: at least it pissed off your great granad
stimpyismyname: grandfather
davepoobond: i dont even know what he looks like
stimpyismyname: he looked PISSED
stimpyismyname: hah
stimpyismyname: nyah
stimpyismyname: nyah nayh
stimpyismyname: i g2g soon
stimpyismyname: so make a comeback
stimpyismyname: or somethin
davepoobond: ….YOUR MOM
stimpyismyname: good one
stimpyismyname: bye
davepoobond: yer moms a good one
stimpyismyname: want me to burn you some comp games
davepoobond: what games r u willin to burn for me
stimpyismyname: what do you want
davepoobond: what you got
stimpyismyname: u know what i got
davepoobond: not all
davepoobond: mechwarrior…
davepoobond: age of empires
davepoobond: yer flying games
davepoobond: half life and junk
davepoobond: i wont go online with it
davepoobond: b bak later
stimpyismyname: i’ll burn u ghost recon
stimpyismyname: thats iut
stimpyismyname: hahahahaha
davepoobond: wtf
davepoobond: that game is crap
davepoobond: …right
davepoobond: b bak later….
stimpyismyname: haaaaave fun
Auto response from davepoobond: my ass is on fire, i’m trying to put it out
by blowing on it…but how can you blow at your ass?
stimpyismyname: by being a gay homo like you
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: bak
davepoobond: i got a new phone
davepoobond: its better than yoursss
stimpyismyname: woo
davepoobond: smaller, lighter
stimpyismyname: …sell?
davepoobond: and i can put stuff on it
stimpyismyname: cell
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: there’s no antenna
stimpyismyname: o…k
davepoobond: =P
stimpyismyname: thats great
davepoobond: ya it is
stimpyismyname: nokia?
davepoobond: of course
stimpyismyname: uh huh
davepoobond: yeeehaw i’m gettin aolpress again
Holmes: YEAH!
Holmes: AWESOME!
davepoobond: o hell ya
Holmes: whats AOL Press?
davepoobond: its an HTML editor
Holmes: oh yeah
davepoobond: that’s what i use for squackle
Holmes: i remeber that
davepoobond: i saw The Glass House last week
davepoobond: that movie was pretty gay
Holmes: was it good?
Holmes: nevermind
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: it’s a suspense movie?
davepoobond: yeah
Holmes: with michelle pfiefer
Holmes: ?
davepoobond: the girl isnt really that hot. i mean…shes ok…but you know that she’s a dork kinda, and that’s a turn off
davepoobond: i dont know if that was her
davepoobond: its a kinda dumb movie
Holmes: “lets go to the computer lab so we can have the genetic makeup of this ghost”
davepoobond: ….heh
davepoobond: nothing like that was in it
Holmes: heh
Holmes: lmao
Holmes: i checked on amazon.com
Holmes: the price dropped like ]: lol
davepoobond: cuz its so stupid
davepoobond: it made nothing in the box office
Holmes: 21.95 X
davepoobond: and they advertized the hell out of that
Holmes: 19.99
Holmes: 17.96
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: its not even worth that much
davepoobond: its like a ]: heh
davepoobond: used it is then!
Holmes: “We have an overstock of used Glass House DVD’s…please, we will not buy anymore up”
davepoobond: better reserve my copy
davepoobond: lolll
Holmes: lmao
Holmes: that’ll be a $20 fee
Holmes: oh shit you reminded me to reserve GTA Vice City
davepoobond: can you reserve that yet
Holmes: did you ever see Joy Ride?
davepoobond: nope
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: good movie
Holmes: watch it
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: i’ll get gtavc after it comes out
davepoobond: thats gonna be such a kick ass game
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: i have to beat gta bleh
Holmes: actually i didnt really like the respect meters
Holmes: well not so much the respect METERS, but at least allow you to get the fuckin mafia off your ass
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: but thats what makes the game more difficult
davepoobond: as the game goes on, more people try to kill you
Holmes: yeah but at least let the army in the tanks shoot the gun
Holmes: and add a 7th star: Marines!
davepoobond: heh, they come in on helicopters
davepoobond: they’re like firin at you as they come down off of black hawks
Holmes: oh yeah and 8th Star: Rainbow Six secret anti-terrorist group
davepoobond: 9th: James Bond
davepoobond: 10th: teletubbies
Holmes: oh man
davepoobond: “I GOT THE TELETUBBIES ON MY ASS! HELP!”
Holmes: thats going way to fire
davepoobond: “IT HURTS SO MUCH”
Holmes: “Hehe we want to hug you and fill you with love!”
Holmes: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Holmes: 11th: Vanilla Ice
Holmes: “Ice Ice baby! Oh yeah! Going down!”
Holmes: “can’t stop this! go ice go! oh yeah!”
davepoobond: 12th: tmnt
davepoobond: 1]: 1]: O.O
Holmes: 15: pepsi girl
davepoobond: 16: benny hill
davepoobond: 17: michael jackson
Holmes: 18: lucky charms leprechaun
davepoobond: there’s gonna be like stars going around the whole screen
Holmes: lmao
Holmes: *******************************************************
Holmes: last anf final star: All of the above and…gasp!…Bill Gates!
Holmes: if you kill him you get all his money and you beat the game’
Holmes: oh yeah! they should have Co-Op and Counter-Op play in GTAVC
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: do you know if you can spray a helicopter with the fire hose
Holmes: i doubt it
davepoobond: i mean if you actually could
davepoobond: cuz..i think i can
Holmes: OH I’d be Mr. Frosty! The Ice Cream truck man!
Holmes: cooooool
davepoobond: near your home in shoreside vale
Holmes: yeah it’d be cool
davepoobond: if you burn a lotta people
davepoobond: or get a fire truck to come there
davepoobond: and then get ]: and if the helicopter is off the cliff
Holmes: does it blow up?
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: i didnt do it
Holmes: or it just keeps shooting at you
davepoobond: i flew off the cliff b]: oh
Holmes: man learn how to fly the dodo it’s so phat
Holmes: phat…smack me if i ever use that word again
Holmes: anyways
Holmes: it’s really cool
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: but i wanna try and beat the game first
Holmes: it’s hard
Holmes: but it’s fun
Holmes: my cousin comes over EVERY day to play GTA: “um…can i play your playstation?”
Holmes: “NO!”
Holmes: “mommy!”
Holmes: “fine play it…”
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: i bought the damn thing and he;s always playin my game on GTA and the taxi missions
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: tell him to get crazy taxi
davepoobond: no shooting involved >.>
davepoobond: and..you…cant run over people
Holmes: i had crazy taxi….i had to hide it everytime he came over
davepoobond: crazy taxi is kinda boring now though isnt it
Holmes: yeah bastards jump out of the way
Holmes: why can’t they just stand still?
Holmes: yeah…i sold it
Holmes: 20 bucks
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: are you supposed to get Microsoft Front Page with Windows XP?
Holmes: i don’t think so
davepoobond: bleh
Holmes: microsoft is tooo cheap to pull shit like that
davepoobond: they should make it apart of office
Holmes: oh my fuckin god
Holmes: that is sick
davepoobond: what
Holmes: this couple made there adopted daughter drink so much water that her brain swelled and she died
davepoobond: wtf
Holmes: that is so mean
davepoobond: well i guess that tells me what happens when i drink too much water
Holmes: well yeah you get whats called a water high when you drown your cells and you get a euphoric feeling
Holmes: but they even went past that
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: thats also why some people die on exctasy from drinking to much or not enough water
davepoobond: lol “Bang Bus”
Holmes: lmao
davepoobond: stupid banner ad
Holmes: “the magical school bus just got a whole lot more magical”
davepoobond: LOL
davepoobond: is flash MX the best flash thing right now
Holmes: newest but not really the best…i’m confused at it
davepoobond: would you reccommend i get that one
Holmes: isn’t this ironic
davepoobond: what
Holmes: a popup window appeared with this message: “Tired of those annoying popup windows? Try a free trial of our program called NoPops!”
davepoobond: haha
Holmes: maybe
Holmes: might as well try
davepoobond: its 1.5 hours
davepoobond: 2 hours
Holmes: wow
Holmes: heh
davepoobond: is dreamweaver an ftp client too
Holmes: i don’t think so..check it on macromedia.com
davepoobond: oh they made dreamweaver too?
Holmes: O.O
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: THEY MADE DREAMWEAVER MX!
davepoobond: macromedia makes a lotta good stuff…
davepoobond: really
Holmes: and i’m stuck with 8 pff lol
davepoobond: get it get it get it
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: DAVID
davepoobond: hey
davepoobond: MARCUS
stimpyismyname: by the way…
davepoobond: wut
stimpyismyname: mark isnt short for marcus
stimpyismyname: dumbass
davepoobond: sure it is
stimpyismyname: aint that a kick in the head
davepoobond: yeah, in your MOMs head
stimpyismyname: in ur dicks head
davepoobond: in ur mom’s mom’s BALLS head
stimpyismyname: in ur goozaks head
davepoobond: thats too far
davepoobond: someones gonna have to get hurt for that
stimpyismyname: ur stroking it right now i bet
davepoobond: yes i am
davepoobond: its so nice and purply
stimpyismyname: feel nice?
davepoobond: squishy
stimpyismyname: mmmhm
stimpyismyname: choicobo reggae mix
stimpyismyname: chocobo
stimpyismyname: ha
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: HI DAVE
davepoobond: ritz bitz sandwiches
stimpyismyname: mini chips ahoy
davepoobond: screw you
stimpyismyname: with BIG chocolate chips
davepoobond: nooooo
stimpyismyname: mmmhmmm
stimpyismyname: AH-YEP
stimpyismyname: .
Auto response from davepoobond: takin a crap!
stimpyismyname: ooook
davepoobond: ha
Auto response from stimpyismyname: pow!
Ayame: Yeah…I cleaned my room yesterday.
davepoobond: heh
Ayame: All except my closet…
Ayame: >.>
Ayame: That’s no mans land.
davepoobond: i can only imagine
Ayame: Lol
davepoobond: boo
Eji: hey
davepoobond: bs
davepoobond: HAHA get it
davepoobond: ya…
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: 😉
Evil Hell Cow: Ha!
Evil Hell Cow: your evil Smiley of death is useless to me!
Evil Hell Cow: As I have my anti Smiley shield up!
Evil Hell Cow: Your attack is futile!
davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo
davepoobond: 🙁
Evil Hell Cow: :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-( Fear the frownies!
davepoobond: 😛
davepoobond: can you talk into ur mic and it types in word or something
stimpyismyname: if you get the software
davepoobond: bleh
stimpyismyname: its not very useful
stimpyismyname: you can already type
stimpyismyname: and you sound like an idiot
stimpyismyname: talkin to your computer
stimpyismyname: everyone KNOWS what you type
stimpyismyname: its EVIL
stimpyismyname: g2g
stimpyismyname: by
MyLeftTesticle: Hey, do you know of any famous murder criminal freaks? I need a list of about ten or so…
davepoobond: jack the ripper
davepoobond: something the mauler
davepoobond: black widow
davepoobond: dracula
davepoobond: charles manson
MyLeftTesticle: Fuck you.
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: what
MyLeftTesticle: Dracula’s not a criminal murder guy.
davepoobond: well the others are
MyLeftTesticle: I know.
davepoobond: frankenstein
MyLeftTesticle: Okay.
davepoobond: he killed his father
davepoobond: y’know
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, that’s sad.
davepoobond: hellz ya. can you imagine killing your father with your brute strength?
davepoobond: i mean he musta felt a lot of love for him to hug him to death
MyLeftTesticle: No, I’m a midget, I have no strength.
davepoobond: well of course you do
davepoobond: midgets pack more force for the punch
davepoobond: and so does macho man randy savage
MyLeftTesticle: Macho Man should go back to the WWF.
davepoobond: WWE
davepoobond: but yeah he should
MyLeftTesticle: Oh yeah…
davepoobond: he’s too cool
MyLeftTesticle: WWE, that’s so stupid.
MyLeftTesticle: Oooooh YEAH, brother.
davepoobond: did he say “boy”
davepoobond: or did he say both
MyLeftTesticle: I think so….Maybe he said both.
MyLeftTesticle: He used to be rivals with Hogan for a while on WCW. That was awesome.
davepoobond: they were in a legal battle with the wildlife wilderness federation i think. something like that. they just got sick of it and changed their name
davepoobond: yeah
MyLeftTesticle: I thought they changed it to WWE ’cause they owned all the wrestling corporations now.
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: they own ECW too?
MyLeftTesticle: Yes.
davepoobond: heh
MyLeftTesticle: They had ECW before they had WCW.
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: i didnt even know wcw was gone until like this month
davepoobond: or last month
MyLeftTesticle: Heh.
davepoobond: i wanna get sound clips of macho man
stimpyismyname: BRB
davepoobond: dont CAREEEEEEEEEEEE but ok