stimpyismyname: fart
davepoobond: poo
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
stimpyismyname: fart
davepoobond: poo
SkatDvss: supp
davepoobond: not much
SkatDvss: nothin
SkatDvss: wat are u doin on line
davepoobond: just about to get off
SkatDvss: koool
davepoobond: uh sure
blowthetoad was on a different sn than what davepoobond knew him on, trying to act like he was somebody else.
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blowthetoad: well
blowthetoad: can i join squackle?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i dont know who this is, but this is blowthetoad
davepoobond: ur asking the wrong idiot
blowthetoad: eh?
blowthetoad: no, i want to join squackle
blowthetoad: a pooper trooper or whatever
davepoobond: spaces are full
davepoobond: try back next millenia
blowthetoad: =-O
blowthetoad: who is this?
davepoobond: blowthetoad
blowthetoad: then why are you on dave’s name?
davepoobond: cuz i hacked it
blowthetoad: =0o
davepoobond: now go away
blowthetoad: :'(
blowthetoad: where can i contact dave
davepoobond: u cant
davepoobond: i tied him up and gagged him
blowthetoad: =-O
blowthetoad: darnit
davepoobond: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
davepoobond: say you dont know so i can tell u the rest of the joke
Phoenix: antidisestablishimentaryinism
davepoobond: nope
Phoenix: acually it is…
davepoobond: smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two s’s
Phoenix: ….
Phoenix: accually that was the real longest word
davepoobond: it scares me how you remember that
Phoenix: Lol
Phoenix: I am God
davepoobond: asshole
ProjectPlaya: huh
davepoobond: ur an asshole
davepoobond: u asshole
davepoobond: ya thats right, i called u an asshole
ProjectPlaya: y
davepoobond: cuz
davepoobond: u
davepoobond: are
ProjectPlaya: ok
davepoobond: ok
ProjectPlaya: asl
davepoobond: stupid puss
davepoobond: y would i wanna give u that
davepoobond: 16/m
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::davepoobond gets warned to 33% “anonymously”::
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davepoobond: stupid idiot, if ur gonna warn me to 33%, you might as well just warn me regularly
davepoobond: i KNOW its you, yer the only one i’m talkin to
Dialer4Free04: mmm!, im so wet right now I need a Big Juicy Cock to Suck on! Click here to Give Me One!
davepoobond: www.squackle.com – better than porn
davepoobond: Hey grandma
YourMamasMom: hey son
davepoobond: how’s the “condition” coming along?
YourMamasMom: well
YourMamasMom: um
YourMamasMom: i have aids
YourMamasMom: and i love it
davepoobond: not that one….
YourMamasMom: 😎
YourMamasMom: o
YourMamasMom: what other one
davepoobond: y’know….the one with the….::nudge nudge::
YourMamasMom: huh
YourMamasMom: o my dick
YourMamasMom: ya i know
davepoobond: yeah, its so unfortunate how it just grew one day
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davepoobond: yo!
DrummerG: hello
DrummerG: how may i help u?
davepoobond: well, if you gave me some money that’d help
DrummerG: lol dont we all need money?
davepoobond: if u put it that way, yes
DrummerG: ok
davepoobond: but i dont care about anybody but me when it comes to money, so give me some
DrummerG: lol gimmie got ran over by the ice cream truck
davepoobond: but the ice cream truck is for sale
DrummerG: w/e
davepoobond: so i gotta buy it with the money that you gave me
DrummerG: rright
davepoobond: which should already be at western union by now
davepoobond: am i right?
DrummerG: did u really im me just to ask me for money?
davepoobond: yeah, kinda
davepoobond: i’m at dire straights for money, and i’d rather sit here in my chair doing nothing while wasting all the electricity california has to offer and pay for every cent of it
DrummerG: ok well since im not giving u any money its kinda irrelivent for us to finish this conversation rright?
davepoobond: instead of getting a job
davepoobond: but then if we dont finish teh conversation, it’ll never end
davepoobond: and i’m sure both of us dont want that
davepoobond: hold on lemme turn the blow dryer off
davepoobond: blow driers*
davepoobond: dryers?
davepoobond: driers/dryers/Dryers (ice cream)
DrummerG: i want u to stop asking for the immpossible
davepoobond: y’mean like peace in the world, a Bush that isnt in politics
davepoobond: pretzels that are covered in mercifully sweet vanilla
davepoobond: but not chocolate, cuz i’m just racist like that
davepoobond: like the whole majority of white trash
DrummerG: well then um…. gues this further concludes our convo cuz im black!!!!
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: u think i’m racist against people?
davepoobond: i’m racist against the type of food i eat
DrummerG: personally i dont care
davepoobond: i dont eat red apples, cuz they’re like rednecks
davepoobond: i hate rednecks though, they’re annoying
davepoobond: except when they’re making car crashes or shooting shotguns
davepoobond: then they’re just plain funny
DrummerG: we are having an unnecessery conversation u of all people should know about being annoyed with dumb ass stupid questions
DrummerG: or asking for the impossible
davepoobond: y’mean like jerry seinfeld and dennis miller teaming up to do a porno with the olsen twins?
davepoobond: inside a pair of britney spears’ pants
DrummerG: from here on out i have nothig more to say to you
davepoobond: thats good
davepoobond: i’ve got plenty to say to YOU though
davepoobond: like why people really dont care about the alligator problem in New Mexico
davepoobond: y’see, the problem lies within the grand canyon
davepoobond: the next state over
davepoobond: but that’s not the point
davepoobond: the point is, is that the colorado river
davepoobond: rather, the crocodile river
davepoobond: actually sends over crocodiles through a time-space rift
davepoobond: and the crocodiles become sick
davepoobond: and then they throw up deer carcasses and crap like that into New Mexico
davepoobond: THEN THEY DISAPPEAR
davepoobond: I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT
davepoobond: but, i can explain that
davepoobond: they go back through the time space rift
davepoobond: and go back to Candy Land
davepoobond: wow you’ve been on for 19 hours
davepoobond: u thought i was finished
davepoobond: oh no i’m not
davepoobond: i just had to get some water
davepoobond: cuz i’m just rascist like that
davepoobond: instead of getting the pee-ish color of apple juice
davepoobond: or the pure white of milk
davepoobond: but i’d rather have the clear…sooothing….
davepoobond: WATER
davepoobond: gtg bye!
stimpyismyname: huh
davepoobond: ?
stimpyismyname: huh
Right after #10409, some guy that I think is the same as ZizuKhu says IMs me…
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vietnamese duck: howdy fucker
davepoobond: i’m not a duck fucker
davepoobond: sooooooooooooo hi
vietnamese duck: you wish you were
vietnamese duck: pot
vietnamese duck: soooooooo high
vietnamese duck: TAT
vietnamese duck: fuckin loser
davepoobond: AHA THATS SOOOO FUNNY
davepoobond: ur the loser
davepoobond: fag
davepoobond: look at u
davepoobond: in ur robe
davepoobond: probably hittin ur sack
davepoobond: “hey mom look at me i can swing my nuts over my head”
davepoobond: thats you
davepoobond: all day
davepoobond: at school too
vietnamese duck: so you think im a guy then
vietnamese duck: lmao
davepoobond: “hey teach! look at me swing my nuts over my head”
vietnamese duck: fucker
davepoobond: yeah well same thing
vietnamese duck: no
vietnamese duck: i know who this is
davepoobond: i bet ur a girl with nuts hanging out of her vagina
davepoobond: vaginnnaaa
davepoobond: you know who what is
vietnamese duck: im not a dumbshit
davepoobond: …….pfff HAHAHA
vietnamese duck: “im pissed off dont make me sign off oh ok bye” then you just block
davepoobond: thats funny. tell me more silly stories
davepoobond: hrmm?
vietnamese duck: HRMM
davepoobond: why would i block
vietnamese duck: cause thats the sound i make when i throw up
davepoobond: or when someones screwing ur mom up the ass
davepoobond: cuz u like to watch
vietnamese duck: yes
vietnamese duck: i do
vietnamese duck: and i like to shove the black dildo 2000 up their ass
davepoobond: haha
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davepoobond: hey, how’s it going Emily?
ZizuKhu says: excuse me
davepoobond: your excused
davepoobond: ahha
ZizuKhu says: who the hell is this
davepoobond: ur mom
davepoobond: mwah
davepoobond: mwah
ZizuKhu says: get a life faggot
ZizuKhu says signed off at 9:36:33 PM.
davepoobond: and its way past ur bed time
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davepoobond: hey how’s it going, Emily
BlackOneHunter signed off at 9:18:37 PM.
SkatDvss: hheeeeey
SkatDvss: watsup
davepoobond: nothin u
SkatDvss: nothiin
SkatDvss: wat are u gonna do all day
davepoobond: i dunnooooo
SkatDvss: me im gonna hav the dumbest day of my life
davepoobond: thats great
SkatDvss: no its not
davepoobond: sure it is
SkatDvss: hav u seen the movie the ring
davepoobond: no
SkatDvss: do u want to
davepoobond: not especially
SkatDvss: i do
SkatDvss: cuz i herd it was sopose to be the scaryest movie
SkatDvss: wat movie do u want to see
davepoobond: i dunno
SkatDvss: oh
SkatDvss: nice talken to un g2g bye
davepoobond: k bye
SkatDvss: bye
davepoobond: hey
reg ein: hi
davepoobond: hows it goin
reg ein: alright
reg ein: you
davepoobond: same
reg ein: i gotta go
reg ein: later
davepoobond: heh k bye
stimpyismyname: whatcha doin
davepoobond: ur mom aha