OmnipotentDragun: why’s that?
davepoobond: cuz ur in “Geneaolgy Chat”
OmnipotentDragun: ok . . . . .
OmnipotentDragun: so are you
davepoobond: so i can tell people like u that ur nerds
OmnipotentDragun: Are you smart?
davepoobond: ….no……….wait……..yes…….wait…….is this a trick question?
OmnipotentDragun: Not that I know of
OmnipotentDragun: But we’ll just have to see where the conversation goes
davepoobond: down the potty
davepoobond: i said potty
davepoobond: thats a naughty word in the house
davepoobond: we’re not aloud to say that kinda word
davepoobond: like poo
davepoobond: or even the word chocolate
OmnipotentDragun: I’m willing to bet that you’re fairly old, atleast in comparison to the way you’re trying to come across as
davepoobond: did you just contradict yourself?
davepoobond: oops i said another bad word
davepoobond: try to guess which
davepoobond: no u guessed it right
davepoobond: semicolon dash D
davepoobond: using smilies is prohibited in this household
davepoobond: we have to type out what we want to say
OmnipotentDragun: and why’s that?
davepoobond: cuz smilies are the DEVIL
davepoobond: THE DEVIL I SAY
OmnipotentDragun: And what is god?
davepoobond: or at least thats what mamma said
OmnipotentDragun: no smiley faces?
davepoobond: no, there is this really funny site though
davepoobond: called www.squackle.com
davepoobond: thats God
OmnipotentDragun: Pardon me for not visiting, but bad things can come through web-sites nowadays
davepoobond: too bad…
davepoobond: its really a great place
OmnipotentDragun: Poor me
OmnipotentDragun: So, what’s the deffinition of a nerd/
davepoobond: u may even be up there one day
davepoobond: mwah mwah
davepoobond: u’ll never know cuz u’ll never go
OmnipotentDragun: take care man
davepoobond: k bye
davepoobond: u takin off?
OmnipotentDragun: nah, I just thought you were out of things to say to try and freak me out
davepoobond: thats funny
davepoobond: i havent even begun
davepoobond: give me a topic
OmnipotentDragun: it won’t work
OmnipotentDragun: so save your time
davepoobond: if i saved my time i’d have more time to bug u
OmnipotentDragun: if you saved your time, you’d have more time to spend reading
davepoobond: now i KNOW ur a nerd
davepoobond: i was right
OmnipotentDragun: The urge to learn makes me a nerd?
davepoobond: not exactly
davepoobond: but to say that i should spend my time reading
OmnipotentDragun: you should
davepoobond: and also using “urge” and “learn” in the same sentence
OmnipotentDragun: I have a vocation to consume and understand knowledge, better?
davepoobond: boy that took a while for you to cough up
davepoobond: i bet you made use of yer handy dandy electronic thesaurus/dictionary that you always keep by your side in dire times
OmnipotentDragun: Nah, I keep a knife on my side- the only reason it took so long is that I’m talknig to several other people at the moment
davepoobond: myow myow myow myow?
OmnipotentDragun: ok. . . . .
davepoobond: ok, then whiz kid, whats the most intellectual thing you know
OmnipotentDragun: I don’t suppose I know anyhting intellectual
davepoobond: sure you do
davepoobond: i know you know something smart
davepoobond: better yet, who framed roger rabbit?
davepoobond: i still don’t know
OmnipotentDragun: the guy from back to the future
davepoobond: christopher lloyd?
OmnipotentDragun: the cartoon that pretended to be human
OmnipotentDragun: yeah, that dude
davepoobond: the guy that was in The Pagemaster, with Macauly Culkin?
davepoobond: the guy that was in Angels In the Outfield?
davepoobond: the guy that was in no good movie to speak of?
OmnipotentDragun: that’s the one
davepoobond: oh yeah, you can just call him AL. no one can see him or hear him but you.
davepoobond: did you know THAT
OmnipotentDragun: . . . .
OmnipotentDragun: I remember it now that you mention it
davepoobond: cuz……………..mmmh….ANGELS WIN! ANGELS WIN!!
OmnipotentDragun: ok man
davepoobond: they actually did.
davepoobond: if u watch sports or listen to the news at all
davepoobond: when you’re not reading your books that is
OmnipotentDragun: I’m working now more than reading
davepoobond: y’know, get aware of the understanding of whats happening in the world
davepoobond: i bet you didnt even know that there’s been a killing spree in LA
OmnipotentDragun: ok . . . . .
davepoobond: or even that we’re on the brink of war AGAIN, with Iraq
OmnipotentDragun: Not to mention osama bin laden is still alive(like anyone cares)
davepoobond: how long did you have to put down ur book to read a newspaper for that one?
OmnipotentDragun: I work more than read anymore, or were you not listening?
davepoobond: yeah but when ur not working i meant
davepoobond: or were you not assuming that
davepoobond: obviously not
OmnipotentDragun: I don’t care much for most current events
OmnipotentDragun: They seem so trivial
davepoobond: aha….i knew it…
davepoobond: i know your kind
OmnipotentDragun: my kind?
davepoobond: youre the type of person that sits at home, and in his spare time, picks up a good book. not the bible, but something a bit more….interesting…
davepoobond: ah, but i’m not done explaining yet
davepoobond: you have a few select, maybe 1 maybe less….maybe negative friends even. you probably dont waste your time or money on the sound systems. you have a tv, but you barely get any use out of it. all you do is sit in that lovely chair in your den, with your reading lamp
davepoobond: you’re a part of a book club. not a woman’s interest book club, but still a book club. you get together every thursday, at approximately 6:00, after work at the local retail book store.
davepoobond: maybe Costco
davepoobond: or some warehouse kind of store
davepoobond: or a large grocery store that tries to be like a Costco
davepoobond: anyway, your friend comes around every sunday, to play that “weekly chessmatch”
davepoobond: but you have 2 chessboards, one for your “chess by mail” friend
davepoobond: and one for you and your other friend
davepoobond: your friend probably speaks 3 languages, and has glasses on. he has a sort of a lisp
davepoobond: and an accent. its hard to understand him, so he just writes down what he wants to say, cuz he stutters when he speaks, and it’ll be less effort, cuz he’d rather “conserve his energy”
davepoobond: you probably smell, and don’t wear any deodorant, but just won’t get the hint from others at your job, because that would just be mean to say to one of your fellow employees that “you stink”
OmnipotentDragun: I have comprehension
davepoobond: ah yes, we all do
davepoobond: so, how much did i get right?
OmnipotentDragun: Almost none
davepoobond: ok, i’ve got the alternative lifestyle for you also…
davepoobond: what did i get right though?
OmnipotentDragun: picks up a good book. not the bible, but something a bit more….interesting…
davepoobond: no favortie chair in the den with your reading lamp?
davepoobond: it’s probably a couch with a regular lamp
OmnipotentDragun: I sit all over the place
OmnipotentDragun: You’d never be able to peg me
davepoobond: that was some good devolpment though wasn’t it
davepoobond: ok, lemme take another guess at it then
OmnipotentDragun: be quick
OmnipotentDragun: I don’t have all night
davepoobond: your a tough biker guy, you have a long brown beard, and piercings on your left ear.
davepoobond: you’ve got a chopper, 92
OmnipotentDragun: no. . . .right ear
davepoobond: you’ve got a biker maid
davepoobond: the one that always rides on your bike
davepoobond: but is actually going out with some other biker in your biker gang
davepoobond: your biker gang is known as the “chain swingers”
davepoobond: cuz you swing around sacks of salami
davepoobond: one day, you see a car flying off the curb, and you and your biker gang, somehow end up being attacked by 3 marines in the mountain range, and one of them is claiming that your gang killed his wife
davepoobond: and they declare war on your biker gang
davepoobond: using all these military weaponry that they could never actually really possibly get
OmnipotentDragun: you can stop now
davepoobond: oh, have you seen that movie?
OmnipotentDragun: Would you like to know about me, instead of just stabbing in the dark?
OmnipotentDragun: I’m 17, I work at the house I just recently purchased, I work out every night, I read to prep myself for college
davepoobond: thats it.
OmnipotentDragun: I lied
OmnipotentDragun: MWA HA HA HA
OmnipotentDragun: ^ evil laugh
davepoobond: yeah it was hard to believe, cuz it sounded so normal
OmnipotentDragun: I really am 17
davepoobond: no bike gang legacy?
OmnipotentDragun: not yet atleast
OmnipotentDragun: but who knows what my future holds
davepoobond: the people in the movie Hot Leather and something else i forgot (made in 1970) were only about 18 or so
davepoobond: it was really stupid crap
davepoobond: it was funny as hell though
davepoobond: oh wait, it was “Chrome and Hot Leather”
davepoobond: made in 1971
davepoobond: On a mission of vengeance, a man goes after the gang of motorcycle thugs who killed his fiancee.
OmnipotentDragun: sounds like a laugh riot
davepoobond: it really is
davepoobond: rent it
davepoobond: as much as i love to sit on my ass and doddle with you, i really must be going
davepoobond: mother wails for me to get off
OmnipotentDragun: how old are you?
davepoobond: a month away from 17
OmnipotentDragun: Why speak like an infant?
OmnipotentDragun: but if you must go
davepoobond: we can continue this later
OmnipotentDragun: if you wish
OmnipotentDragun: though that may be the beginning of another story, this is the end of ours for now- Dostoevsky
davepoobond: yes. right. bye.
davepoobond: check out www.squackle.com though, its my web site
OmnipotentDragun: no virus’?
davepoobond: i promise there’s nothing bad on it
davepoobond: and its better than porn
OmnipotentDragun: NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PORN
OmnipotentDragun: later man
davepoobond: who knows, maybe you can write stuff for me for the site
OmnipotentDragun: does it pay?
OmnipotentDragun: Maybe so then
davepoobond: just for the fame and glory of having your stuff on a web site
OmnipotentDragun: Just so long as it doesn’t pay
davepoobond: and to tell your friends “hey look, that’s MY article/story/joke/dumb thing”
OmnipotentDragun: How about portrait of genitals?
OmnipotentDragun: Would that be acceptable?
davepoobond: depends on whos
OmnipotentDragun: good answer
OmnipotentDragun: doesn’t matter
davepoobond: if its funny lookin, ok
davepoobond: check out the Screwed Up Chronicles. thats actually the more “serious” part of the site
davepoobond: ok bye for good now bye