davepoobond: come on eileeenn!!

davepoobond: oooh oh johnny raze

davepoobond: and its 7 o clock the radio

davepoobond: looks like his motheerrr

davepoobond: blahdy blahdy

davepoobond: now i miss him more than ever

davepoobond: too ra loora yaaaaahhh

Nose: who?

davepoobond: who just sings like our fathersss

davepoobond: save ferris, man!

davepoobond: she’s a very kinky giirrrlll

davepoobond: she will never spirits get doowwnn

davepoobond: she likes the boys in the banndd

davepoobond: SHE’S A SUPERFREAK

davepoobond: SUPERFREAK

davepoobond: SHE’S SUPERFREAKYYYYOW

Nose: g2g

Nose: bye

davepoobond: k bye

davepoobond: i was bored

davepoobond: hehe

davepoobond: wow 2 times in 2 days

Nose: yeah

davepoobond: when was the last time u went to squackle?

Nose: couple weeks

davepoobond: ooooooh

davepoobond: wanna say something for the updates

davepoobond: cuz i havent gotten anything for you to say for about a year

Nose: tell them all to blow me

Nose: jk

davepoobond: i’ll do it..

Nose: no

davepoobond: it makes sense, cause you blow your nose

Nose: Tell them I’ve been locked in a cruise ship brig and would like to be there but I have to finish my chores first

davepoobond: tell me more than one thing though, because i can use it for other updates

Nose: let’s do this on an update to update basis

Nose: that’s all you get right now

davepoobond: aww…ok…

davepoobond: but you never go on, that’s why i wanna get more from you now

Nose: Things aren’t flowin today and I don’t want to cheat my countless fans

davepoobond: unless your gonna make a habit of going on

Nose: Check back with me periodically

davepoobond: in real life

Nose: yeah

Nose: no

Nose: in our imaginary fantasy lives

davepoobond: as opposed to online

Nose: where I’m an ogre

davepoobond: =P

Nose: and you’re the princess I hold captive

davepoobond: i get to be a princess?!

davepoobond: yesssss

Nose: you know it

Nose: here’s another update

Nose: tell them I’m off finding forrester

davepoobond: k

Nose: You watched Joe Millionaire right

davepoobond: yeah

Nose: it was horrible

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: he was an idiot, but it was funny

Nose: kind of

davepoobond: cuz of that gold digging slut whore bitch heidi

Nose: I was really just annoyed more than anything

Nose: hello

davepoobond: wow ur on

Nose: yes

davepoobond: surely is a treat

Nose: well thanks grandmaster

davepoobond: so whats up

Nose: it’s funny you should ask

Nose: because

Nose: nothing’s up

Nose: y tu

davepoobond: nothin

davepoobond: just listening to music

Nose: this new 8.0 tells me when your typing

Nose: there’s no privacy anymore

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: your on 8.0? i dont see anythin saying ur typing

Nose: how about now

davepoobond: no

Nose: right below the upper message box

Nose: your typing right now

davepoobond: nothings gonna change between your IM before

davepoobond: and now

davepoobond: try again

Nose: type some more

Nose: yes

davepoobond: sdfsdflkjweoriuoiuzxlckjvkldsjoiwueriou

Nose: still typing

Nose: good

Nose: yes

Nose: yes

Nose: yues

davepoobond: yer not on mine

Nose: yes

davepoobond: mineeee

Nose: I’m sorry

davepoobond: talkin about mineee

Nose: your not typing right now

davepoobond: no i’m not

Nose: you were when I wrote it

davepoobond: right

davepoobond: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Nose: I was wathcing tv this morning

Nose: It was like the true channel I think

Nose: and there was a movie

Nose: with Helen Hunt

Nose: from the 80’s

Nose: where

davepoobond: the True Channel? wtf is that

Nose: she was the daughter of a Canadian moosehunter and she played quarterback for a football team in Oregon

davepoobond: ok, the True Channel has my kinda programming

Nose: serious

Nose: It was intense to the max

Nose: thanx

Nose: I spelled thanx with an x in case you didn’t notice

davepoobond: yeah i know

Nose: what times the shindig tomorrow

davepoobond: 12

davepoobond: oh yeah where were you yesteday

davepoobond: yesterday

Nose: here doing homework

Nose: I came back at lunch

davepoobond: ARRGH THIS GNAT IS FLYING AROUND MY FACE AND I CANT GET ITTT

Nose: breath easy

Nose: so it’s at noon tomorrow

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: you are running low on toilet paper! enter to win 24 rolls NOW

Nose: I gotta go

Nose: c ya tomorrow

davepoobond: k bye