These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
ORTEGA246: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: fuck off
davepoobond: bitcxh
davepoobond: mudda fuck
davepoobond: a
invaderroom346: Come get a TASTE of what everyone’s been looking for! XXX Core!
davepoobond: fuck off
FastHStreetRacer: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am . You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they you. This is not a jok
davepoobond: you are so gay
davepoobond: if you have no ears and no mouth how are you supposed to kill me
davepoobond: everyone knows you need to be able to hear and be able to do something with your mouth when you kill someone
Previous message was not received by FastHStreetRacer because of error: User FastHStreetRacer is not available.
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I warn him to 53%
sokkerob13: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: you are so gay
sokkerob13: hahahha
sokkerob13: isnt it gay??
davepoobond: …
sokkerob13: ld
davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss
sokkerob13: fag
davepoobond: UR DA FAG
sokkerob13: sloppily kiss?? what the fuck is that??
davepoobond: kiss sloppy like
sokkerob13: good call
davepoobond: yeah well i dont know how else i can say it
davepoobond: i could describe it for you
sokkerob13: its gay dont say it at all
davepoobond: we rub each other’s backs exuberantly
davepoobond: as our tongues flow into one another like opposing forces
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davepoobond: hi. i’m a girl
lcludderss: hey
lcludderss: can i holla
lcludderss: asl
davepoobond: holla while what
davepoobond: 17/f/ca
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: helloo
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: are you there
Mandybaby5869: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair,
red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: you are so gay
Mandybaby5869: i know
Mandybaby5869: u have a problem with it?
davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss
davepoobond: wanna see my web cam
DPG Slash: how about no
davepoobond: how about yes
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I get warned 20%
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DPG Slash: HOW ABOUT SCREW U
davepoobond: HOW ABOUT YOU ARE GAY
Previous message was not received by DPG Slash because of error: User DPG
Slash is not available.
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I warn him to 10%
sxy90333: hey check out my site
davepoobond: fuck off
davepoobond: yay we’re seniors now
Blind Bubba: …yay
davepoobond: hey maria
Mr skatermandude: ?
davepoobond: maria
Mr skatermandude: ummmm
Mr skatermandude: im not maria
davepoobond: gaspppp
davepoobond: hold on i’m still gasping.
Mr skatermandude: ………
Mr skatermandude: who the hell r u and what do u want
davepoobond: do you still take it up the butt
davepoobond: this is Dave Nelson
Mr skatermandude: excuse me
Mr skatermandude: but i dont kno u
davepoobond: sure you do, you have my name in your profile
davepoobond: y’see i just found out about this new searching feature on aim
davepoobond: and i searched for everyone that had my name in their profile
davepoobond: and you popped up
Mr skatermandude: sry
Mr skatermandude: the dave nelson i kno is a professional skateboarder
davepoobond: yeah, i know, i skateboard
davepoobond: i’m a pro
Mr skatermandude: who do u ride for
Mr skatermandude: ?
davepoobond: hold on
davepoobond: my agent says no one until the lawsuit is taken care of
Mr skatermandude: right………..
Mr skatermandude: go away
davepoobond: you think you can boss me around?
davepoobond: i have a vault full of coins that i swim in!
davepoobond: that’s what i do in my down time
davepoobond: :-$
davepoobond: :-\
davepoobond: 🙂
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: 🙁
davepoobond: :-*
Mr skatermandude: =-OBYE
davepoobond: :-!
Mr skatermandude signed off at 7:16:29 PM.
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Space Poop: i love you mom
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: this is patrick right
Space Poop: dont u love me?
Space Poop: no
Space Poop: my name is dmi
davepoobond: unh hunh..
Space Poop: DIMMY
Space Poop: no really
davepoobond: aren’t you supposed to be on spacepoop2002
Space Poop: no
Space Poop: thats patricks SN
Space Poop: mine is spacepopp2001
Space Poop: blah
Space Poop: u kno what i mean
davepoobond: ……….
Space Poop: ………
Space Poop: did u see O
Space Poop: good
Space Poop: dont
Space Poop: it gives u AIDS!
Space Poop: oh so many aids it gives you
Space Poop: well i gotta poo
Space Poop: brb
Space Poop: waddya mean im too retarded to be a camera man?
Space Poop: HELLO
Space Poop: hit it
Space Poop: i like big butts and i cannot lie
Space Poop: A
Space Poop: a
Space Poop: hah!
Space Poop: i typed two letters in teh same second
Space Poop: i have defeted you
davepoobond: no you didnt
Space Poop: yes i did
Space Poop: what r u doing
davepoobond: Space Poop: A
Space Poop: a
davepoobond: 22, then 23
Space Poop: hold on
Space Poop: f
Space Poop:
crap
Space Poop: f
Space Poop: CRAP
Space Poop: g
Space Poop: g
Space Poop: there
davepoobond: nope
davepoobond: Space Poop: g
Space Poop: g
Space Poop:
hh
Space Poop: hah
Space Poop: there
davepoobond: thats cheating
Space Poop: no
Space Poop: i typed 2 letters in one second
Space Poop: d
Space Poop: d
Space Poop: there
davepoobond: Space Poop: d
Space Poop: d
davepoobond: 2 seconds
Space Poop: your rigging it
davepoobond: no i’m not
Space Poop: on my computer it shows its in the same second
Space Poop: ;
Space Poop: ;
davepoobond: that’s cause it doesn’t send it as fast
davepoobond: good job
davepoobond: it did it finally
Space Poop: hoorah
davepoobond: Space Poop: ;
Space Poop: ;
davepoobond: Space Poop (5:15:16 PM): hoorah
Space Poop: poop in a bucket
davepoobond: how’d you send me something from the future
Space Poop: uhhh
Space Poop: im the candy man
Space Poop: maybe i AM the future
Space Poop: ever think about that?
davepoobond: future of gay
Space Poop: no
Space Poop: the future of you
davepoobond: r mom
Space Poop: no
Space Poop: your mom
davepoobond: no, your mom
Space Poop: no, your mom
Space Poop: did u ever milk a cow
Space Poop: i feel like milking a hippo
Space Poop: g2g
Space Poop signed off at 4:19:42 PM.
ShadowtheImpaler: i wank 😮
ShadowtheImpaler: i wank 😮
stimpyismyname: whos this
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Space Poop was on a different screen name than he usually was on. davepoobond didn’t know the one he was on.
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Space Poop: im gonna eat you
davepoobond: do you have to
Space Poop: yes its in my contract
Space Poop: i have webbed toes by the way
davepoobond: shocking
Space Poop: sure is
davepoobond: :-\
Space Poop: you win a prize
Space Poop: YOU WIN 3 BLANK CDS!
davepoobond: yessssss
davepoobond: are they colored
Space Poop: no im sorry
Space Poop: to get the colored ones you have to do a good deed such as
kill an ugly person
Space Poop: nooooooooo
davepoobond: what
Space Poop: i dont know
Space Poop: im known for typing random things
davepoobond: unh hunh
Space Poop: WHAT ARE YOU KNOWN FOR?!!!!!!???
Space Poop: you have no buddy icon
davepoobond: sure i do
Space Poop: that saddens me
Space Poop: no u dont
davepoobond: yeah i do
davepoobond: you have to look closer
Space Poop: oh now i see it
Space Poop: the warn icon
Space Poop: very nice one
Space Poop: those are very popular
Space Poop: oh a monkey
Space Poop: how amazing
Space Poop: where did you get it
Space Poop: oh now i see some turtles
Space Poop: with some weapons
Space Poop: some other flashy stuff
Space Poop: say hih bob
Space Poop: “hi bob”
Space Poop: then the guy with the ax
Space Poop: ok i get the point dude
davepoobond: i got a better one now
Space Poop: mine is better
Space Poop: oh thats nice
Space Poop: mine is more mature
Space Poop: look how fast hes poundin’ that little thing
davepoobond: i dont see it
Space Poop: oh well
Space Poop: then i must die
Space Poop: i feel like warning myself
Space Poop: there
Space Poop: im warned to 35
Space Poop: here you try warning me
Space Poop: its fun!
davepoobond: its ok
Space Poop: pleasee
Space Poop: my record is 74
Space Poop: i wont warn you i promise
Space Poop: just warn me
Space Poop: thats the spirit
davepoobond: only 74?
davepoobond: i’ve reached 100
Space Poop: wow
Space Poop: hey sexy
davepoobond: isn’t it great
Space Poop: i got to 100
Space Poop: how long do you think it’ll take to get to 0%
davepoobond: a few hours
Space Poop: hmm i woulda said a couple days
Space Poop: will u mary me?
davepoobond: lets hold off on marriage for a while
Space Poop: but what about our son?
davepoobond: who
Space Poop: little billy
Space Poop: IM me on Space Poop
stimpyismyname: do not pull? my beak!
davepoobond: ok
Funny fact: Squackle was down at this time…
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blowthetoad: davepoobondage
blowthetoad: slick
blowthetoad: i thought u were gonna remove my url…