These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
[2] [Sassypantss]: you’re laughing at people because you don’t know what you’re talking about? good call
[2] [Proxx]: i don’t? ok bud funny thing is the priest is OVER hit capp, laugh at him
[2] [davepoobond]: thats not very funny
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He then whispers me…
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Proxx: really?
Fireflies: what if i have 331 hunter can i
davepoobond: what
Fireflies: i have lvl 85 hunter but item lvl 331
Fireflies: can i
davepoobond: can you WHAT
Fireflies: nvm
Evil Hell Cow: 
davepoobond: wow
Evil Hell Cow: I want that man 🙁
davepoobond: :-!
Evil Hell Cow: Not the woman… the booze
Evil Hell Cow: if it could do that for me…..
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: make you into a hot woman?
Evil Hell Cow: ….no
Evil Hell Cow: make other women into hot women!
stimpyismyname:
Ofgggfq
==dccb
stimpyismyname: whats that a picture of
davepoobond: you being stupid
stimpyismyname: >:o
janiekishiazg: im soo bad … come spank me!
davepoobond: ok
janiekishiazg: hey 🙂
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: how are you , are you busy? ? 🙂
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: oohh ok well I saw ur online wanted to see if you wanted to chat in private right now ?? if your alone of course 😉 … i am 😉
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: ok well 😉 ..just go here babe (spam url here), just click on the accept the invite GREEN button … hurry my cam is on already …
davepoobond: is this reality
janiekishiazg: can you see ME??? … 😉 very sexy huh …lol well this site is soo cool .. we can chat with other girls in a big chat room … its like a big
orgy lol plus its free with my friend pass PLEASE DONT GIVE IT OUT!lol
davepoobond: my name is poop
davepoobond: i just came out of an ass
janiekishiazg: mindy
davepoobond: who
janiekishiazg: k papi rico i cant hear you or see wut your wrighting till you sign in soo ill be waiting just fill out the info for your account and the cc is just for age verification ok… (spam url here) here it is just in case you didnt get it 🙂
davepoobond: who are you
davepoobond: who is your daddy and what does he do
janiekishiazg: ok babe im ready, were are you?? you sign up ???im wet and waiting lol literly lol
davepoobond: yes i did
davepoobond: show me that pussy
janiekishiazg: K bye , ill be waiting …xoxo
davepoobond: what do you mean
davepoobond: are you leaving
janiekishiazg: punch my kitten 😉
davepoobond: i thought you said you wanted to chat
janiekishiazg: k
On Last.fm, this guy TommyLinthurst, asked to be my friend so I said yes and he sends me the following messages:
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TommyLinthurst: Hey, thanks for becoming a friend!
this is NOT spam. I just seriously think you’ll be interested.
Please check out my band’s latest EP called “1991” to listen to some kickass Rock! If you really like it, then go to <url here> and download it absolutely for FREE!!
You see, I manage the band, and there’s no other way of promoting them, so sorry if it was annoying.
Spread the word & Thanks a lot! This music needs to be heard!
Tommy
davepoobond: i’m not entirely sure what your definition of “not spam” is but “unwanted advertisements via the internet” are considered spam.
TommyLinthurst: alright, whatever. you just missed a good band.
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Fuck you Tommy. Get off your lazy ass and promote at shows like a normal band does.
kevmeister01: i like 2 POOP
kevmeister01: it keeps u regular
xoSuPa CaNdYox: o reely
kevmeister01: yes
kevmeister01: its a fact
xoSuPa CaNdYox: mmhmmm
WhiteBoi3313: =p
kevmeister01: yes
kevmeister01: quite
kevmeister01: indeed
WhiteBoi3313: lol
xoSuPa CaNdYox: yah im shur lol
xoSuPa CaNdYox: >.<
kevmeister01: peeing is pretty good 2 but its better when u pee in a bush
xoSuPa CaNdYox: no toilitz bettr
xoSuPa CaNdYox: cuz u cn whip ur ass on toilit paper
WhiteBoi3313: lol
kevmeister01: no cuz if u pee in a bush u might hit a homeless person
xoSuPa CaNdYox: soO when u pee in a toilit u pee on fishez
WhiteBoi3313: ya but pissin while drun if fun 2 caz u pee on ppl
kevmeister01: ya
xoSuPa CaNdYox: n besidez mr.toilit man luvz doodoo n peepee
kevmeister01: i like 2 pee on drunk ppl
xoSuPa CaNdYox: datz not fair cuz i cnt pee on no1
WhiteBoi3313: lol
WhiteBoi3313: brb
kevmeister01: ya u can
xoSuPa CaNdYox: no i cnt
kevmeister01: u just need 2 work on ur aim i can help
xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol wth
WhiteBoi3313: lol
xoSuPa CaNdYox: u jus wna play w/ me
xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol
WhiteBoi3313: no u squat on
WhiteBoi3313: their foot
kevmeister01: ya
WhiteBoi3313: =p
WhiteBoi3313: or leg
kevmeister01: or their face
xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol
WhiteBoi3313: ya thtl be funny with their tounge out befo they lik u u take a piss
kevmeister01: i go for the mouth all the time every time
WhiteBoi3313: lol
WhiteBoi3313: me cat is stupid
kevmeister01: thats good
WhiteBoi3313: i moving me hand around and its following it wiht it head its funny
kevmeister01: … quite
kevmeister01: indeed
WhiteBoi3313: lol
kevmeister01: yes
davepoobond: you poke so hard
Wendv: =____= that sounds wrong
davepoobond: huahuahuah
Wendv: lol
In trade I was trying to sell stuff:
[2] [davepoobond]: WTS [Comfortable Insoles] only 10g each!
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Cardrek: wat do they do
davepoobond: make you jellin like a felon
Cardrek: i woulda bought em if u didnt attempt that pathetic ryme
davepoobond: its from a commercial
Cardrek: its gross
davepoobond: wat
Back in 2004 I was an avid user of Newgrounds.com. Newgrounds had a lot of stuff that appealed to me at the time, but since the following conversation I have used it sparingly.
To put it bluntly, I may have deserved the reaction I got from him, but at the same time I don’t think it is warranted considering the situation and the fact that he doesn’t seem to care about the people who visit his web site. The situation is this: I had uploaded a sound file to Newgrounds’ newly launch “Audio Portal” which was to compliment their Flash Portal. I thought, “hey, great, I’ll add a sound file I have and see how it works and if its worth the effort, I’ll upload some music I made.” After my sound file was approved and displayed on the site, I was banned from uploading anything else, with no explanation.
All it said was that I was banned. So, I decided to e-mail support, which, at the time, was Wade Fulp. The following exchange of e-mails took place.
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From: davepoobond@squackle.com [mailto:davepoobond@squackle.com]
Sent: Saturday, April 17, 2004 3:03 PM
To: wade@newgrounds.com
Subject: audio portal banning
I was banned from uploading anything to the audio portal. I haven’t done anything to deserve this. It would be most appreciated if I were allowed to upload to the audio portal again.
My name on Newgrounds is davepoobond
Thank you.
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From: wade@newgrounds.com
To: davepoobond@squackle.com
Did you submit original quality work?
Regards,
Wade Fulp
Newgrounds.com, Inc.
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From: davepoobond@squackle.com [mailto:davepoobond@squackle.com]
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2004 9:28 PM
To: wade@newgrounds.com
Subject: RE: audio portal banning
I had submitted a sound effect of me saying “You suck!” which was put up. I was planning on putting more sound effects and songs I had made recently.
Thanks,
davepoobond
https://www.squackle.com/
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From: wade@newgrounds.com
To: davepoobond@squackle.com
You people cease to amaze me! Look at your earlier statement:
” I was banned from uploading anything to the audio portal. I haven’t done anything to deserve this.”
So you think submitting “You suck!” as an audio clip is going to get you approved??? Are you that dumb? We’re looking for music, not people saying “You suck!”. We are looking for serious artists. Now stop wasting my damn time.
Regards,
Wade Fulp
Newgrounds.com, Inc.
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From: davepoobond@squackle.com
To: wade@newgrounds.com
Ok, fine then. I see your point. I’m glad you told me off.
I was just trying to be nice in my first email. I understand that saying “You suck!” isn’t that original, but I hadn’t seen anywhere you couldn’t submit those kinds of sound effects.
If its really that big of a deal, maybe you should make it more clear that you ONLY want music on your site. I understand you probably get hoardes and hoardes of stupid people emailing you about stupid things, but I was only looking for an explanation, really. I understand people are stupid, but I’ve at least got some more sense than most. I know its a tough job dealing with so many stupid people on a regular basis.
I don’t give a lick of shit whether or not I’m able to upload MY music onto your web site to help out the community there, but I didn’t think that submitting a sound effect was good enough for me to get banned from uploading to the audio portal. I DO have music to upload, that I am still willing to upload.
This was just a misunderstanding between us, and I found it a little surprising that you’d just explode at me about a stupid little thing like this.
Humbly yours,
davepoobond
https://www.squackle.com/
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Safe to say he didn’t read my response, or at least he didn’t care to e-mail me back with any reaction. If they didn’t like the sound effect, it didn’t make sense why it was on their site for so long. It’s not up anymore, and I have no idea if I’m still banned from uploading to Audio Portal but it’s not like I’d ever want to.
During a raid, Elementen was demanding to buy some Volatile Waters out of the guild bank…
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[G] [Elementen]: Ok, so i cant buy somethign out of the gabnk that means nothing cause your over 200k in there and i ask why and i get no reply. ther is no voltile water in the AH so i thought you all would help out a guildy.
[G] [Vongimi]: let me check to see if i have some water
[G] [Unclechu]: who are you?
[G] [davepoobond]: ^
[G] [Elementen]: Im a guildy!
[G] [Unclechu]: i dont know what that means
[G] [davepoobond]: thats worse
[G] [Unclechu]: setarial?
[G] [davepoobond]: than anything else
[G] [Elementen]: yeah
[G] [davepoobond]: you could be
[G] [Unclechu]: is that your main?
[G] [Elementen]: alt
[G] [Unclechu]: are you a social?
[G] [Elementen]: yes
[G] [Unclechu]: who do you know?
[G] [Elementen]: i apped and was invited by Graiff
[G] [Unclechu]: well, then ask graiff for the water
[G] [Unclechu]: case closed
[G] [Rev]: they’re doing a raid right now
[G] [Rev]: so
[G] [Vongimi]: graiff hates people though
[G] [Elementen]: I have i got no answere but i see he is in raid
[G] [Rev:]: that’s most likely the reason you aren’t getting an answer
[G] [Korrigan]: no shit he does
[G] [Unclechu]: hes probably yelling at someone
[G] [Gloworm]: why dont you ask trade chat
[G] [Vongimi]: no water on this guy either…
[G] [Elementen]: because im guild but yes i can ask trade
[G] [Battle]: trade chat is full of pleasant individuals with whom to have meaningful conversations
[G] [Elementen]: lawl
[G] [Gloworm]: I think you misunderstand the guild you’re in
[G] [Vongimi]: gah i swear i had some
[G] [Vongimi]: let me check my rogue
[G] [Elementen]: I know im in a very respected raiding guild like server 5 but i didnt know that meant you didnt take care of your lower socials
[G] [Vongimi]: GAH
[G] [Vongimi]: cant find these waters
[G] [Vongimi]: i think i sold them >.<
[G] [Rev]: it’s not an issue of not taking care
[G] [Gloworm]: the stuff in the bank is for main raiders
[G] [Rev:]: for all any of us know those waters are gonna be used for something
[G] [Vongimi]: how many do you need?
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Elementen has left the guild.
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[G] [Deek]: hahaha
[G] [Rev]: ahahahahahahaahaha
[G] [Gloworm]: lol……..
[G] [Vongimi]: wow i was trying to help him…
[G] [davepoobond]: what a fucking fucker
[G] [Gloworm]: i looked in my banks and stuff =/
[G] [Rev]: where’s the sense of entitlement come from?
[G] [Gloworm]: i dont even remember what those look like
[G] [Rev]: love it!
[G] [Gloworm]: was that his alt or friend?
[G] [Murmandamos]: who gives waters to socials
[G] [Deek]: his note was “social – forever alone”
[G] [Murmandamos]: hell i didn’t even know they gave that shit to anyone
[G] [davepoobond]: nobody knows who the hell he is
[G] [Vongimi]: hes not online anymore
[G] [Gloworm]: whelp
[G] [Gloworm]: post them on the AH for sky high prices and profit?
[G] [Deek]: well i put some one the ah for him
[G] [Deek]: maybe he wants them for 100g
[G] [Deek]: a piece
[G] [Gloworm]: makes me want to go farm some
[G] [Unclechu]: was that guy a transfer?
[G] [Unclechu]: bad beato
[G] [Gloworm]: ick, when did gem prices go up so much
[G] [Vongimi]: patch 😛
[G] [Gloworm]: fffuuuu why
[G] [Catheriana]: tron touched himself and then all the sudden prices trippled
[G] [Gloworm]: T^T
[2] [Zdettz]: looking for arean prtner
[2] [Varrah]: ^ and a dictionary
[2] [davepoobond]: looking for aryan partner
[2] [davepoobond]: or is it aryan printer
[2] [Soultorn]: bald white guy lf 2s…
[2] [Lockdots]: lol
[2] [Lilnuggie]: afro black guy lf 2
[2] [Soultorn]: GET HIM!!!
[2] [Lockdots]: swastika preferable?
[2] [Soultorn]: preferred but not required
Xonthebeach was spamming in trade to whisper “Zathwiker” for free gold.
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davepoobond: can i have gold
davepoobond: can i have gold
Xonthebeach: pst zathwiker
davepoobond: who is that
Xonthebeach: hes giving gold
davepoobond: cant you just give me gold
Xonthebeach: no
Xonthebeach: wish i could tho man 🙁
davepoobond: why not
Xonthebeach: gotta support the family
Xonthebeach: hard times.
davepoobond: how do you get a family
Xonthebeach: well
Xonthebeach: are u sitting down?
Xonthebeach: its a long story
davepoobond: ok i have all day
Xonthebeach: k
Xonthebeach: well, it started back in 1096
Xonthebeach: 1986*
Xonthebeach: i was born
Xonthebeach: i was conceived by Chilo
davepoobond: is that before or after Tom and Huck?
Xonthebeach: he’s in your guild
Xonthebeach: probably after
Xonthebeach: Chilo should know
Xonthebeach: hes my biological father
davepoobond: go on
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: Chilo was a great father
Xonthebeach: but then i grew up
davepoobond: like jesus?
Xonthebeach: and met a female
Xonthebeach: better than Jesus
davepoobond: female jesus?
Xonthebeach: we fell in love, and startd a family
Xonthebeach: i was a blue collar worker
davepoobond: with jesus?
Xonthebeach: then the recession hit
davepoobond: is that before or after postmodernism?
Xonthebeach: after
Xonthebeach: this is during the time of the hipsters
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: recession hit, and raid boss werent getting killed, so my funds went low “(
Xonthebeach: so theres my shitty story.
davepoobond: but can i have gold?
Xonthebeach: im sorry, i cant spare a copper
Xonthebeach: see im also a Jew/
davepoobond: why
Xonthebeach: i have the nose
davepoobond: you know what they say right
davepoobond: the nose knows
Xonthebeach: lul
Xonthebeach: haha that shit made me laugh
Xonthebeach: can we be friends?
davepoobond: sure
Xonthebeach: im also drunk atm
Xonthebeach: tell chilo i said hi 🙂
Xonthebeach: he was my old GM
Xonthebeach: on our old server
davepoobond: will do
Zarghon: can i hav 100g for mount plz
Zarghon: its my bday!!
davepoobond: plz bro i need 5g
davepoobond: i need to get epic flying, plz bro
Zarghon: haah verry funny
davepoobond: come onnnnnnn man
Zarghon: ur lying
davepoobond: plz bro plz
davepoobond: i need 5g man
Zarghon: watvr ill plzy ur game
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He trades me 5 gold.
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davepoobond: thx man
Zarghon: ya ya very funny
[2] [davepoobond]: good idea or bad idea: shaving my feet
[2] [Duelostar]: good, just dont press down to hard
[2] [Dozr]: Nair stupid
[2] [Duelostar]: if you cut yourself it’ll be painful and it’ll probably get infected
[2] [davepoobond]: is it weird if i shave my foot hair and then sprinkle it on my nutsack to make it look like i have hairy balls
[2] [Cupp]: no not at all
[2] [Excerion]: no
[2] [Cupp]: you do that too?
[2] [davepoobond]: not yet
[2] [Azzrael]: as long as it’s your hair, i say go for it
[2] [Darnate]: I say shave your butt next time
[2] [Furrywarriar]: lol
[2] [davepoobond]: ok i did it, its so cool