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#10307: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: dave

davepoobond: yeah

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: hows life

davepoobond: alright….

stimpyismyname: get any games for your computer

stimpyismyname: i mean actual games

stimpyismyname: ya know

stimpyismyname: ones you buy

davepoobond: no, nothing new

davepoobond: just the ones in my pack

stimpyismyname: like what

davepoobond: command and conquer, red alert, warzone 2100

davepoobond: kknd 2

davepoobond: starcraft

stimpyismyname: o

stimpyismyname: i thought u meant the computer came with a pck…

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: 8-)pack

stimpyismyname: :-):-(:-*=-O8-)>:o:-*:-P;-):-*=-O;-):-(:-P;-)

davepoobond: great

stimpyismyname:

🙂

:-!:-!

:-[:-[:-[

O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)

:-\:-\:-\:-\:-\

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X

:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)

O:-):-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P

=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O

:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*

>:o>:o>:o>:o

:-D:-D:-D

8-)8-)

🙁

stimpyismyname: wow

davepoobond: that musta tooken u a while

stimpyismyname: amazin

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: 2 sec

davepoobond: =-O

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#10304: stimpyismyname -> everclear311

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stimpyismyname: do you like everclear/

everclear311: love them

stimpyismyname: cool

stimpyismyname: u like 311

stimpyismyname: ?

everclear311: yes yes i do

stimpyismyname: cool

everclear311: im everclears biggest fan

stimpyismyname: really??

stimpyismyname: biggest/

everclear311: yes

stimpyismyname: what about tom johnson

everclear311: no

everclear311: whos he

stimpyismyname: he burned his house for them, remember

stimpyismyname: then they gave him front row seats

stimpyismyname: did YOU ever burn your house down?

stimpyismyname: …for everclear

everclear311: no cuz im not an idiot

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: it was funny tho

everclear311: why the hell would i burn my house down for them

stimpyismyname: cause u like themm

stimpyismyname: REALLY like them

stimpyismyname: do it

stimpyismyname: i DARE you

everclear311: yeah well what would buring my house down do to show how much i like them

stimpyismyname: man, it just does

stimpyismyname: tom johnsons a smart guy

everclear311: no

stimpyismyname: phd in astrophsics

everclear311: who is he

stimpyismyname: hes that guy

stimpyismyname: but i think he might of died

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: so anyway

stimpyismyname: i was thinkin of starting a mail chain to honor tom johnson

Previous message was not received by everclear311 because of error: User everclear311 is not available.

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#10303: davepoobond -> PISSER1

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series PISSER1

davepoobond: hey thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch

davepoobond: this is david johnson

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: whats with the language

PISSER1: david

davepoobond: sorry momma brought me up different than tom

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: Interesting.

PISSER1: so toms the good boy

davepoobond: i guess

davepoobond: if you can call him that

davepoobond: but he is a little on the gay side

davepoobond: “momma knows best” she always said

PISSER1: why hes not good?

davepoobond: no..

PISSER1: so than what is tom

davepoobond: a little gay

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: How old are you?

davepoobond: 15

PISSER1: n how old is tom?

davepoobond: uhhh

davepoobond: 17 or something

PISSER1: lolol

PISSER1: u dono how old ur brother is

davepoobond: nope

davepoobond: do you

PISSER1: yep

PISSER1: no

PISSER1: thats why i asked u

davepoobond: yeah he’s 17

PISSER1: ok

davepoobond: one time he brought one of his friends home

davepoobond: and i heard giggling sounds from his room

davepoobond: the door was closed

davepoobond: we have thin walls, so i hear everything

PISSER1: lmaoooooooooo

PISSER1: u only heard the giggling? maybe they were watching a funny movie

davepoobond: trust me. he wasn’t

davepoobond: he doesnt even have a tv in his room

davepoobond: he humps the mattress. did he tell you that?

davepoobond: it takes him a half an hour to finish

davepoobond: i hear the bed knocking against the walls all the time

PISSER1: lololol

davepoobond: its really annoying

PISSER1: u are crazy

davepoobond: thats what happens!

davepoobond: everyyyyyyyyydayyyyyyyyyyyy

davepoobond: sometimes 2 times a day!

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: he’s like my alarm clock in the morning

PISSER1: haha, what time?

davepoobond: 3:40

davepoobond: sometimes later, but not really

PISSER1: thats early

davepoobond: he’s like a fucking machine

davepoobond: i cant do it more than 1 time every 9 hours

PISSER1: thats crazy

davepoobond: i addressed him about it, but he said he didn’t know what i was talking about

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: he’s a momma’s boy

PISSER1: n what are u

davepoobond: she taught HIM how to masturbate, but not me

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: wtf

PISSER1: thats sick

davepoobond: yeah well, what am i gonna do about it

davepoobond: he’s kinda wacky when it comes to that

davepoobond: i mean he made this screen name

PISSER1: LOL

PISSER1: sounds like ur mom is wacky too

davepoobond: passes along in the family

davepoobond: but me, i take after my grandma

davepoobond: snorting coke, smoking weed, drinking booze

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: well, thats good!

PISSER1: BRB

davepoobond: ok

PISSER1: back

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: tom has a typewriter

PISSER1: oh yea?

PISSER1: like a word processer?

davepoobond: …no…

davepoobond: a typewriter

davepoobond: manual

davepoobond: like in the porno movies

davepoobond: cuz they can’t actually afford computers

PISSER1: ooo

PISSER1: rofl

davepoobond: i’ve got a massive dong

PISSER1: INteresting

PISSER1: thanx for telling me

davepoobond: its like 8===========================================================> this big

PISSER1: wow thats huge

davepoobond: but tom’s is o-<

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: thats sad isnt it

davepoobond: yeah kinda

davepoobond: but he was the momma’s boy

davepoobond: i was more pappa’s boy

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: I c! so maybe that could be it

davepoobond: he always told me “massive dongs = get big tits”

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: ur dads pretty wacked too

davepoobond: eh yeah well, thats the johnson spirit for you

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: whats the nationality of the johnsons?

davepoobond: polish

davepoobond: the polish have nice sausages. if you get what i’m saying

davepoobond: all except tom

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: i feel sorry for tom

PISSER1: he doesnt seem to fit into the fam

davepoobond: why cuz he has a small penis?

davepoobond: yeah well, he’s got an envelope full of men’s torsos

davepoobond: i mean, its not a letter envelope

davepoobond: but a manila one, those big huge ones

PISSER1: rofl

davepoobond: most of them are firefighters

davepoobond: wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders

davepoobond: and fireman helmets

PISSER1: what?

davepoobond: ok, they dont have shirts right

davepoobond: they have pants on

davepoobond: no shoes or socks

davepoobond: suspenders

davepoobond: on their shoulders, and helmets

PISSER1: yea

PISSER1: they have shoes

PISSER1: and socks rofl

davepoobond: not these

davepoobond: amazing what you can find on the internet these days

davepoobond: tom’s kinda like a swinging door

davepoobond: sometimes he’s straight, but sometimes he’s open…..if you get what i mean

davepoobond: i oughtta get going now

davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later

PISSER1: rofl ok

PISSER1: Bye

davepoobond: i have to get to sleep b4 tom starts jacking off

davepoobond: otherwise i wont be able to go to sleep till 12

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: ur too funny

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: why thank you

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#10302: stimpyismyname -> PISSER1

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series PISSER1

stimpyismyname: WCW RULES

PISSER1: HELL yea

stimpyismyname: whos your favorite wrestler

PISSER1: dont have one

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: how about dildos

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: Howd u get this sn

stimpyismyname: the internet

PISSER1: righttttttttttt

stimpyismyname: haha….

stimpyismyname: jk

stimpyismyname: this is tom johnson

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: Oh hi

stimpyismyname: u remember me?

PISSER1: i dono no tom johnson

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: thats what i thought

stimpyismyname: eh…

stimpyismyname: i was on the news a whlie back…

PISSER1: eh..rofl

PISSER1: rightt

stimpyismyname: i dont really want to talk about that

stimpyismyname: kinda embarrasing looking back

PISSER1: oh, u were never on the news

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: cnn

PISSER1: we

stimpyismyname: excuse me/

PISSER1: whatever

stimpyismyname: ok

PISSER1: fine

stimpyismyname: pisser?

stimpyismyname: whats that mean

PISSER1: yes?

PISSER1: it has no meaning

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: just sounds cool

stimpyismyname: rolls off your tounge and such

PISSER1: Right, im sure it does

stimpyismyname: no i was askin you

stimpyismyname: whatever

PISSER1: lol

stimpyismyname: know whats weird/

PISSER1: wha

stimpyismyname: large cups from burger king dont fit in cupholders

stimpyismyname: butx large ones do

PISSER1: thats interesting

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: suuuuure is

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: indeed

PISSER1: so howd u really get my sn

stimpyismyname: have you heard Liquid Tension Experiment?

stimpyismyname: they’re cool

PISSER1: nope

stimpyismyname: yeah well

stimpyismyname: i made a couple stupid games

stimpyismyname: theyre on my site

stimpyismyname: www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: 😉

PISSER1: O:-)

PISSER1: im afraid to click that

stimpyismyname: lol

stimpyismyname: ok

PISSER1: b.c my comp will freeze

stimpyismyname: its not about stinky beef or anything

PISSER1: lol i understand but still, better be safe

PISSER1: i dont want my comp to freeze

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: havin fun ON LINE

PISSER1: U TOO

stimpyismyname: YEA

stimpyismyname: my god

PISSER1: what?

stimpyismyname: this is boring

stimpyismyname: lol

PISSER1: shit i know

stimpyismyname: what are you doin

stimpyismyname: just aim?

PISSER1: well im on aol too, but i cant im ppl with that b.c i have a virus

stimpyismyname: lol

PISSER1: lol shut up

stimpyismyname: u cant restart or anything/

PISSER1: well if i do restart, im still going to have the virus!

stimpyismyname: aaah

stimpyismyname: well that sux

PISSER1: YES

stimpyismyname: does it only affect aol?

PISSER1: i miss aol

PISSER1: yea

PISSER1: thats why im on aim

stimpyismyname: heh

PISSER1: YEPPPPPPPPPPPPP, so what u doing

stimpyismyname: watchin land before time 7

stimpyismyname: lol

stimpyismyname: my friend has the tv on

PISSER1: ROFL OMG

stimpyismyname: its so freakin gay

PISSER1: and ur friend is watching that?

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: hes an idiot

PISSER1: thats the one with the dinosaurs?

stimpyismyname: yeah

PISSER1: I watched the first one that came out. thats bout it.

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: i think i saw one

stimpyismyname: i dont really remember what happened

PISSER1: me either

PISSER1: brb…ice cream time.

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: im gonna get somethin

PISSER1: backk

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: hi

PISSER1: hey

stimpyismyname: so…

stimpyismyname: hows the ice cream

PISSER1: goood

stimpyismyname: nice

PISSER1: whats going on

stimpyismyname: nuthin

stimpyismyname: whyd u get warned

PISSER1: some boy warned me

PISSER1: dono

PISSER1: i got him back

stimpyismyname: ok

PISSER1: hows the movie goin

stimpyismyname: i dont know whats happening

PISSER1: lol

stimpyismyname: theyre goin to some rock

PISSER1: haha kool

stimpyismyname: boy

stimpyismyname: this is gret

PISSER1: boy

PISSER1: LOL

PISSER1: welllll….hmmmmmmm…….i finished my ice cream

stimpyismyname: took you a while

PISSER1: big cup

stimpyismyname: really big

stimpyismyname: and a small spoon

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: no

PISSER1: it was a regular spoo

PISSER1: n

PISSER1: spoon

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: well then

PISSER1: what

stimpyismyname: i dunnnno

stimpyismyname: my bros gonna talk to u

stimpyismyname: cuz i g2g go

stimpyismyname: bye

PISSER1: byee

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#10301: davepoobond -> Malerie2003

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davepoobond: hey

Malerie2003: hey

davepoobond: whats your rating

Malerie2003: ummm wut

Malerie2003: i have no ratine

Malerie2003: rating

davepoobond: GET WITH IT MAN

Malerie2003: i jsut got in the room

Malerie2003: chill lol

Malerie2003: and im a chic thank u

Malerie2003: lol

Malerie2003: wuts ur rating??

davepoobond: 56

davepoobond: ::fart::

davepoobond: excuse me::

Malerie2003: lmao

Malerie2003: mmmmkay

Malerie2003: that was sick

davepoobond: yeah it was ::squirt::

Malerie2003: so ummm is 56 good

Malerie2003: or wut

davepoobond: yeah, especially when its out of 10

Malerie2003: yea mmmkay

Malerie2003: so lets see ur pic then

davepoobond: <^>

davepoobond: I GAVE YOU THE FINGER

davepoobond: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAAAAAATTTTTT

Malerie2003: ummmm mmmkay

Malerie2003: i would say that u received a -56

Malerie2003: below 1

Malerie2003: 0

Malerie2003: cuz u suck

Malerie2003: haha

davepoobond: -56 is below 0?

davepoobond: wow……

davepoobond: that’s…………….

Malerie2003: yess it is

davepoobond: almost……….unbelieve

Malerie2003: duhh

davepoobond: able

Malerie2003: wut grade r u in

Malerie2003: 2nd

davepoobond: uhh 1st…

Malerie2003: ooook

Malerie2003: wutever

Malerie2003: u act it

Malerie2003: loser!

davepoobond: my mom said i can play on the computer for 10 minutes

davepoobond: so I downloaded aim, and got this screen name

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: malerie

Malerie2003: wut

davepoobond: are you there

Malerie2003: umm yes

Malerie2003: i was ignoring u

davepoobond: helllooo? i cant see what yer saying, cuz i have you on ignore

Malerie2003: mmmkay

davepoobond: oh i saw that

davepoobond: how’d you do that

Malerie2003: got me

Malerie2003: i dont know

davepoobond: :'(

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#10299: stimpyismyname -> lita / davepoobond -> lita

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stimpyismyname: helllllo

lita: hi

stimpyismyname: whats happenin

lita: nmu??

stimpyismyname: same…

lita: kool

stimpyismyname: havin fun online/

stimpyismyname: mmm hmmm

lita: 🙂

stimpyismyname: :-!

lita: lol

stimpyismyname: ok

lita: so…

stimpyismyname: you like…. stuff?

lita: yea

stimpyismyname: hah

stimpyismyname: cool

stimpyismyname: u like dildos

stimpyismyname: aha

stimpyismyname: ha…

stimpyismyname: im BORED

lita: me 2

stimpyismyname: so

stimpyismyname: do you?

lita: do i wat

stimpyismyname: like didlos

stimpyismyname: bye

stimpyismyname: heres my bro

lita: bye

lita: ok

lita: …

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davepoobond gets on the computer.

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davepoobond: i like dildos

davepoobond: i’m david johnson, just to tell you

lita: o

davepoobond: do you like dildos

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#10293: davepoobond -> Holmes

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davepoobond: welp

Holmes: help?

davepoobond: welp

Holmes: ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

Holmes: oh

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: you can go welp yourself

davepoobond: go welp ur mom

davepoobond: >.>

davepoobond: hey can u give me a copy of this IM. i xed it out heh

Holmes: !

Holmes: HOW DARE YOU!

Holmes: ok

Holmes: I will welp your mom first

davepoobond: yeah well ur mom says “welp welp” all day

Holmes: I will NOT hear this!

davepoobond: and she just BEGS for people to come over and WELP her

Holmes: STOP IT!

davepoobond: NO

Holmes: *closes eyes* “I’m in a happy place, a happy happy place”

davepoobond: 98989123~!!

Holmes: DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMS WEIGHT!

Holmes: your mom weighs 5 pounds

Holmes: it’s it’s 5 pounds WELP!

davepoobond: welp ur mom

Holmes: STOP IT

davepoobond: x2

Holmes: AHHHH

davepoobond: ahahahaha

Holmes: I can welp anything with more then 4 legs

davepoobond: klondike bars are gooood, just like ur moms welping

Holmes: STOP!

Holmes: i’m calling my mom

davepoobond: good, maybe i can get some welping tonight

Holmes: argh!

Holmes: she says you couldn’t welp like my dad even if you had extra welping power

Holmes: hahahhaha

davepoobond: yeah, well i have a whip welper helper that does 2 times as much as ur dad does in 1 second!

Holmes: well i have hamberger helper and it tastes like shit…like your moms welping!

davepoobond: OMG

davepoobond: ur askin for it now

Holmes: i’m askin for it…like a guy who asks for welping!

Holmes: …wait i’m missing something

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: FROM YOUR MOM!

Holmes: HAHAHAHHAHA

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davepoobond signs on and off.

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Holmes: ouch man…

Holmes: sorry

davepoobond: what for

Holmes: that welping got out of hand

davepoobond: ya…oh well

Holmes: shake hands

Holmes: ?

davepoobond: sure

Holmes: well..after i get welped by your mom!

Holmes: HAHAHAHAHHA

davepoobond: U BASTARD

Holmes: ouch man…you just went to far

Holmes: theres no need for name calling

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: sorry ur so STUPID

Holmes: OUCH!

davepoobond: AHAHAHAH

Holmes: oh man you…you…napkin head!

davepoobond: go pee an acid puddle

Holmes: go get cranium pregnant

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#10292: Holmes -> davepoobond

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Holmes: ola

davepoobond: hey

davepoobond: sorry for not saying anything b4 i logged off

davepoobond: i got really busy

Holmes: ??

Holmes: when was this

davepoobond: yesterday

davepoobond: u asked if i was updatin squackle

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: it’s all good

Holmes: 😎

Holmes: i’m justv trying to survive writing this essay

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: i gotta write one too…bleh

Holmes: damn school! i can’t believe i pay so much money for this shit

Holmes: to be struggling over writing a stupid essay on a stupid play

Holmes: writing on how good Hamlet is…what do they want me to do? jerk off to the thought of some freak who can’t kill his dads murderer?

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: too bad i can’t video tape me pissing on a book that I bought and turn it in instead of the essay

Holmes: “This is how Hamlet made me feel”

davepoobond: heh

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#10291: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

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stimpyismyname sends davepoobond a chat invitation.

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davepoobond: ass

stimpyismyname: what

davepoobond: u sent me an invitation

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: ha…

davepoobond: u didnt even go

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: thats correct dave

stimpyismyname: oooh

stimpyismyname: splinter cell

stimpyismyname: neat o

stimpyismyname: i rented wreckless

stimpyismyname: its ok

stimpyismyname: but really repetitive

stimpyismyname: mmmhmm

stimpyismyname: bad boys bad boys

stimpyismyname: WHAAAATCHA GONA WHATCHA GONNA DO

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: dave

stimpyismyname: how come u no talk

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: bloo

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: thanks