#10845: davepoobond -> KittieVicious87

davepoobond: come on baby light my fire

KittieVicious87: i have a lighter

davepoobond: good

KittieVicious87: yep

davepoobond: butane or propane

davepoobond: or decane

davepoobond: or maybe ethane?

davepoobond: or methane?

KittieVicious87: i dunno

KittieVicious87: whatever is in a lighter

davepoobond: butane

KittieVicious87: oo

davepoobond: did you know that butane has a 3 carbon atom string in it

KittieVicious87: no

davepoobond: well it does

davepoobond: and it has no multiple bonds

KittieVicious87: u learn somethin new every day

davepoobond: all the carbons have hydrogen atoms attached to them

KittieVicious87: nice

KittieVicious87: asl?

davepoobond: 48/.5/alabama

davepoobond: u

KittieVicious87: 16/f/fl

davepoobond: hey that’s not too far

davepoobond: i’ll fly over there tomorrow

KittieVicious87: what?

davepoobond: its not that far from alabama

davepoobond: and airline fees are really cheap now

KittieVicious87: i no..um k

davepoobond: so, pick me up at the airport ok

davepoobond: around 2:00

davepoobond: i already booked a flight using american airlines.com

KittieVicious87: umm no..i don’t know u thats creepy

davepoobond: comon its not that creepy

davepoobond: we’ve known each other for what

davepoobond: 16 minutes?

davepoobond: that’s more than enough time

KittieVicious87: no..still creepy

davepoobond: well, you eat at a restaurant don’t you

Previous message was not received by KittieVicious87 because of error: User KittieVicious87 is not available.

Dammit…I was gonna zap her with some reasoning…I wasn’t actually gonna fly over there anyway…or WAS I?!?!

 

#10843: davepoobond -> Diamond97

davepoobond: come on baby light my fire

Diamond97: asl

davepoobond: 45/9/alabama

Diamond97: wateva

Diamond97: bye

davepoobond: comon! i’m 9 in 1!

Diamond97: bye

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello

Diamond97: hi

davepoobond: how are you

Diamond97: what do ya want?

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: in my bed

davepoobond: right now

davepoobond: comonnnn i know you’re good for it

Diamond97: how do u know

Diamond97: ??????????

Diamond97: bye

davepoobond: i heard things

Diamond97: u don’t know me

davepoobond: from some of your guy friends

davepoobond: like tyler

davepoobond: and stevey

Diamond97: i don’t anyone with those names

davepoobond: sure you don’t

Diamond97: kk

Diamond97: bye

davepoobond: well you do actually

davepoobond: because you bang people without knowing their names

Diamond97: wateva

davepoobond: you know its da truth!

Diamond97: and how would u know anyways

Diamond97: is not

Diamond97: bye

davepoobond: it is

I get warned 20%.

I warn her to 35%.

Diamond97: kk

davepoobond: are you in the kkk

Diamond97: maybe

 

#10839: BaserAverx -> davepoobond

This entry is part 7 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

BaserAverx: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN

davepoobond: AND THEN HANG THEM

davepoobond: WITH MY SCROTUM

davepoobond: CAUSE ITS SO LONG

davepoobond: AND BAGGY

davepoobond: I PUT MY GROCERIES IN MY SACK

 

#10838: oberstsjewee -> davepoobond

This entry is part 6 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

oberstsjewee: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN

oberstsjewee: TASTY

davepoobond: IT IS

 

#10837: davepoobond -> OracleHoh

In the chat room, OracleHoh said he was Joe Millionaire.

davepoobond: JOE MILLIONAIRE?!

davepoobond: OMG

davepoobond: I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOU

davepoobond: I SAW YOUR SHOW

davepoobond: LIKE EVERYDAY

davepoobond: AND THEN THE RERUNS TOO

OracleHoh: thx for watching

davepoobond: NO PROBLEM, I ENJOY WATCHING IT WHILE RAPING LITTLE CHILDREN

davepoobond: SO WHAT DO YOU DO ON A NORMAL CANDLE-LIT EVE, JOE

 

#10836: sweetsexyandbad2 -> davepoobond

This entry is part 5 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

sweetsexyandbad2: armtownBoy17: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: FUCK YOU

davepoobond: FUCK YOU AND THE ROCK YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM

davepoobond: up the assssss

davepoobond: and your mom

davepoobond: too

davepoobond: i hope your mom saw that

davepoobond: cause then she’ll know that you’re sending death threats online

davepoobond: to 56 year old manwhores

I warn her to 20%.