Mary Had a little hen
She kept it in a bucket
Every time she let it out
The rooster tried to…. dance
All posts by ShockTheMonkey
A Man from Nam
There once was a man from ‘Nam
who took tablets to keep him calm
one day he ran out
his legs turned to gout
and now he walks with his arm
#5964: IgetBORED -> Flamable Lector
IgetBORED: hi
Flamable Lector: hi
IgetBORED: heheh we watched porn and ate popcorn lst nite, not good combo
Flamable Lector: hehehe
IgetBORED: but porn sucks. never watch it alone, so cant spank the ol proverbial monkey
Flamable Lector: good point, but too much shared there dude
IgetBORED: that reminds me
IgetBORED: i gotta jack off
IgetBORED: cya
#5963: LordFancyPants -> FrogInBlender
LordFancyPants: dont mind me, im with the monkey
FrogInBlender: ok just think of the children
FrogInBlender: WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN
LordFancyPants: i already did, their in kindergarden
FrogInBlender: kindergarden…or A BLENDER?????????
LordFancyPants: kindergarden
FrogInBlender: oh.
FrogInBlender: ok then.
Chat #5962
LordFancyPants: who r u
ShockTheMonkey: talk some
LordFancyPants: yeah, what he said
Emmy-Lou: no
ShockTheMonkey: oh shes a smart one dude
LordFancyPants: reverse psyc, DONT TALK
Emmy-Lou: ok
ShockTheMonkey: d’oh
ShockTheMonkey: talk some damn you
Emmy-Lou: why u add me
LordFancyPants: you added me you gherkin
Emmy-Lou: no i didert
ShockTheMonkey: didert eh? im fond of those
Emmy-Lou: shut up
ShockTheMonkey: *whispers* i think she likes me
LordFancyPants: back off
LordFancyPants: hes mine
<Emmy-Lou has left the conversation>
#5961: YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad -> Ella2002
YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad: will you go out with me
Ella2002: no
YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad: why not
Ella2002: cos ur fuckin ugly
YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad: ouch
#5960: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED
ShockTheMonkey: hey man my ass hurts from today
ShockTheMonkey: ;o)
IgetBORED: yeh me too, i hurt my knee on that damn rope rock thing
ShockTheMonkey: swingin across a river with deftones playing on ur stereo, whilst shitting our pants with laughter at eachothers attempts to make us fall
ShockTheMonkey: what a day
IgetBORED: not giving a shit kicks ass
ShockTheMonkey: best thing is
ShockTheMonkey: we both have beautiful girlfriends, and were both jackasses
IgetBORED: it rules to be a jackass
ShockTheMonkey: amen to that
ShockTheMonkey: i’d lift my glass, but its heavy and im lazy
IgetBORED: amen to laziness.
#5959: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED
ShockTheMonkey: ooooooooooooooodles
IgetBORED: stupid poodle
ShockTheMonkey: man IMs suck so bad
IgetBORED: yup. watcha do today
ShockTheMonkey: me and matt licked a raw sheeps heart in science class, everyone went nuts
IgetBORED: cool, why they go nuts
ShockTheMonkey: townies. they dont understand
IgetBORED: they should open up a little
IgetBORED: lick some raw livestock organs
ShockTheMonkey: it was a dare
ShockTheMonkey: a two way dare, we both did it
IgetBORED: no big deal, i’d do it
ShockTheMonkey: it was juicy and nasty looking
IgetBORED: so
IgetBORED: licking puss is worse
IgetBORED: they take leaks outta that hole
ShockTheMonkey: good point
IgetBORED: eating shit, now thats fucked up
ShockTheMonkey: german shizer movies
ShockTheMonkey: Eissen Mine Shizer
IgetBORED: that reminds me
IgetBORED: i need to take a shit
IgetBORED: cya
#5958: Senior Dingdong -> ShockTheMonkey
Senior Dingdong: egg nogg all round folks
ShockTheMonkey: hey dude
Senior Dingdong: i smell burning
ShockTheMonkey: someones baking brownies
Senior Dingdong: im listening to that nirvana tape of urs
ShockTheMonkey: im listening to pantera doing a sabbath song
Senior Dingdong: go back to scotland, scot
ShockTheMonkey: im not scottish, and thats my line you turdslinger
Senior Dingdong: and whatcha gonna do bout it, i used it, its now mine
ShockTheMonkey: *scratches head* err
ShockTheMonkey: watoow! *kicks knee*
Senior Dingdong: u got me, bleach is the best
ShockTheMonkey: u god darn right it is, nevermind is also tres good
ShockTheMonkey: incesticide = turd
Senior Dingdong: people = shit, what a load of wooden arm
ShockTheMonkey: poodles = left wing fat cats
Senior Dingdong: i gotta take my sis and her buttugly friend to the movies
ShockTheMonkey: haw haw *points*
Senior Dingdong: good thing its sunny out there, dont wanna catch a warm
ShockTheMonkey: toodles
Senior Dingdong: cya
#5957: ShockTheMonkey -> Charmslider
ShockTheMonkey: hey i know you
ShockTheMonkey: you owe me money
Charmslider: who are u
ShockTheMonkey: your grandpa
Charmslider: ur not my grandpa u dick
ShockTheMonkey: can ur grandfather do this? *balanced jug on head and dances*
Charmslider: i guess not
ShockTheMonkey: precisely
Charmslider: r u fit
ShockTheMonkey: its been a while since i played the ol’ squash, but i jog often
Charmslider: v.funny, are u sexy
ShockTheMonkey: well i was once compared to a frog in a blender
Charmslider: lovely
ShockTheMonkey: but now im totally out of that whole ‘ liquidising amphibians’ phase
Charmslider: ur freak
ShockTheMonkey: and you my dear are a cokatu
#5956: ShockTheMonkey -> SugaGal
ShockTheMonkey: hi
SugaGal: howz u
ShockTheMonkey: im fine
ShockTheMonkey: you damn freakin plumber
SugaGal: wot?
ShockTheMonkey: you heard
SugaGal: well actually i saw, not heard
ShockTheMonkey: can it. you talk too much
SugaGal: woteva
ShockTheMonkey: your not just a plumber
SugaGal: no?
ShockTheMonkey: your a butt ugly plumber
SugaGal: go to hell
ShockTheMonkey: sure
SugaGal: u talk so much shit
ShockTheMonkey: so much what???
SugaGal: SHIT
ShockTheMonkey: thats whats on your hands from cleaning my toilet you monkey
SugaGal: shut up
ShockTheMonkey: sure thing.