There once was a little train engine.
It couldn’t do its job so it shot itself.
The end.
There once was a little train engine.
It couldn’t do its job so it shot itself.
The end.
“Squackle.com – Bringing You and Your Family Closer to Insanity”
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“Squackle.com – Annoying the World, More Than One Person at a Time”
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“Squackle.com – Annoying the World, One Person at a Time”
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“Squackle.com – Better Than Porn”
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“Squackle.com – The Site That Saved the World!”
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“Squackle.com – Bitches Beware!”
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“Your life is less valuable than fifteen dollars in pennies.”
– davepoobond
Owl Pellet Frenzy is the newest craze that is sweeping the nation! Here’s how to play:
1. Get owl pellets.
2. Get bones out of them.
3. Try to reconstruct animals. Trade for “needed parts.” The more full animals you have, the better your rank!
4. Trade whole skeletons too, and complete your collection!
“Momma said that weirdo ladies usually work in stripper clubs.”
– davepoobond
“Momma said that houses are only a fairy tale.”
– davepoobond
“Momma said that underwear store owners don’t make money, people steal their thongs, they make the most money on thongs, because they’re actually a food.”
– davepoobond
“You told me that kitties peepee in the sand!”
– davepoobond
“Momma said that towels are nature’s quicker picker upper… not dung beetles.”
– davepoobond
“What did momma tell ya about crack whores, son? Never pay over 2 dollars for them!”
– davepoobond