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Sunday, May 19th, 2013 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I wrote this in 2002. - I remember in a dream I had, that I was stuck somewhere listening to some guy who was talking about chips, and something about “maximum dipping ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I wrote this in 2002. - I had a dream that I was the best pitcher on a baseball team, but I knew I wasn’t any good. So this big championship game or ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I wrote this in 2002. - I had a dream that I was out in the desert or something. The sand was red and there weren’t any trees, but big rocks every ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in People, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »
stimpyismyname had 3 pennies. He told me that if I guessed which they’d all land on, I could keep the pennies. If it didn’t land on what I guessed, I had to ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in People, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I think I wrote this in 10th grade. - Edgar Allen Poe SUCKS. Very much so. When I was writing this, I was sitting through my English class listening to a guy on a ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I wrote this in 7th grade. - If I had only three days of sight left on the first I would want to start learning Braille (Braille would be in place of ... Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
Re-purposing a school assignment I had in high school as a "review." I had answered the question below and turned it in as it reads below. - Do you like this book? ... Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Media, Pictures | No Comments »
Here's a fancy Valentine's Day card for you to print out. [caption id="attachment_23012" align="aligncenter" width="725"] We may be far apart but our hearts are always connected.[/caption] Read more..Wednesday, May 1st, 2013 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »
Bowling is a sport that consists of throwing a heavy ball down a long impasse, called an alley, toward bowling pins. There are a few different types of bowling, which ... Read more..Saturday, March 9th, 2013 Posted in Game Reviews, Games | No Comments »
Developer/Publisher: NimbleBit LLC || Overall: 5.0/10 Hardware Used: iPhone 5 with iOS 6 Pocket Planes is a somewhat-sequel to another NimbleBit game, Tiny Tower. Instead of managing an endless tower of floors, ... Read more..Wednesday, February 27th, 2013 Posted in Game Reviews, Games | No Comments »
Developer: Chair Entertainment Group | Publisher: Epic Games || Overall: 5.0/10 Hardware Used: iPhone 5 with iOS 6 Infinity Blade is a game in which you must vanquish a bum in his castle. How ... Read more..Friday, February 22nd, 2013 Posted in Game Reviews, Games | No Comments »
Developer/Publisher: Cervo Media GmbH || Overall: 8.0/10 Hardware Used: iPhone 5 with iOS 6 Want to go on a Match-Three Safari full of deformed animals that are caged in some weird contraption ... Read more..Sunday, February 17th, 2013 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | No Comments »
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got trampled at the zoo? A: He got rhino-ver. Read more..Friday, February 15th, 2013 Posted in Game Reviews, Games | 1 Comment »
Developer/Publisher: Halfbrick Studios || Overall: 7.0/10 Hardware Used: iPhone 5 with iOS 6 Jetpack Joyride feels like one of those games that are intentionally supposed to make you nostalgic for side-scrollers. In ... Read more..Monday, February 4th, 2013 Posted in Game Reviews, Games | No Comments »
Developer: Zynga With Friends Studio | Publisher: Zynga Games || Overall: 7.0/10 Hardware Used: iPhone 5 with iOS 6 / LG Ally with Android 2.1 (past experience, not used in basis ... Read more..