“There’s more to me than meets the eye. I’ve got a mouth like a sailor”
– from a girl’s dating profile
All posts by davepoobond
Quote #22772
“I hate movies, and I hate music. I also hate fun and food. Let’s see, I also hate all people and animals alike. I hate booze and partying. Blah, I hate water! Who needs that junk anyways? I hate cars and bicycles. I tend to also hate people that are fun loving. I hate being healthy. That right there makes me sick to my stomach!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22754
“Something about me? If you ask I will have to tell you I am a spicy chocolate! I am sweet and affectionate most of the time, BUT! If you dare to mess with me this sexy lady, I am very feisty so be warned ;p haha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22753
“Yes, I do like apples but part of the reasons why I put I like apples is because I don’t wanna be too straight forward and put I like bananas 😉 lol ya know what I mean! The fruit!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22749
“Men who trust in God and take a mature attitude about the ups and downs of life..are sexy!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22748
“So if you wanna meet a sweet girl with a bad attitude whose a lady in the street but freak in the sheets, let me know :)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22747
“WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.”
– from lots of people’s dating profiles and it makes no sense and oh look I posted the warning itself guess it doesn’t fucking do anything to protect you after all.
Quote #22746
“****I AM NOT HISPANIC,I AM ASIAN AND WHITE*** quit messaging me In Spanish hahaha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22745
“im not looking for someone really old or really fat please. im not looking for a guy thats old enough to be my dad or someone fat. im scared of fat people.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22744
First Date:
“I like long walks off short peers, throwing balogna at fat kids and punching babies. I have a rapist wit, I can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves. TO BE OR NOT TO BE…. THAT IS THE QUESTION? Haha I dunno dude my mind is all over the place but I am feelin it TOTALLY. I f**kin rock dude’s and if you don’t know that well its obvious your f*n gay hahahah. Naw not really but if I haven’t raped you with my wit then pssshhhtttt you have no sense of humour SERIOUSLY. NO not really but if your not charmed by me by now by the end of this sentence STOP READING. I am most def not the chick for you hahahahah. Anyone else thanks for stopping by, I appreciate the appreciation!!!! So here we are me and you reader…….SOOOO WHAT ARE YOU WEARINGGGG??? hahahahahahahah JKKKKK I’m out……………………”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22741
Old Woman 1 enters the waiting room at a dealer car service place. She comes in and recognizes Old Woman 2 saying something about how she recognizes her and something about church, but davepoobond was not listening intently on that part. Old Woman 1 decides to “introduce” herself after Old Woman 2 doesn’t really recognize her anyway, and denying that she even does the things the Old Woman 1 was saying.
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Old Woman 1: “Hi! My name is Nancy.”
Old Woman 2: “Oh.”
Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”
Old Woman 2: “Huh?”
Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”
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Old Woman 2 says something about the TV being loud and Old Woman 1 asks like one or two more times, she has to raise her voice but since she’s old, she can’t really.
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Old Woman 2: “Oh ………………. Louise.”
Old Woman 1: “Oh that’s my real name!”
– at a car dealer service place
Quote #22739
“If u want a hooker go to the nearest corner. If u ask if im dtf i swear i will cuss u out.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22738
About Me:
“Mi favorite thing to do is read I like to became a social worker for fun I like to dance camping travel.”
First Date:
“In my first date I love to get to know him some where relaxing not to much loud .”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Map of Online Communities as of Spring 2007
Hate Mail #22727
Submitted through the quicky joke submission form
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name = Why
qjoke = Why does everyone have to be so damn racist. Get the over the fucking old days and grow the fuck up!