esrasnac – v. to give someone a box of chocolates over fifty pounds
otircseoa – v. to tie an elephant to a parking meter
otreibato – v. to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel
rogmaranre – v. to get married on a dare
biotocohch – v. to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor
uusltorbo – v. to eat an orange in a bathtub while bathing
irresuetoo – v. to mispronounce Arkansas and get arrested for it
craidoaut – v. to cut down a cactus and shit on it in Arizona
riolucsum – v. to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting
cansarsu – v. to wear a fake mustache in a church with the intent to make people laugh
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
This form was submitted: Apr 26 2008 / 16:39:14
name = poo12
song = i hate you you hate me barney has a f***ing family
Another player kills me, then kills me again. He then adds me as a friend on some alternate account.
davepoobond: whos this
Tito: u retarded?
Tito: the dk wrecking you
davepoobond: who is that
Tito: look at your combat log, or your screen for that matter. im the reason youre dead
Tito: jesus, you are retarded
Tito: nevermind. enjoy being camped. youre incapable of talking
davepoobond: idk who u r
Tito: because youre being stupid
davepoobond: make sure to vote republican
davepoobond: how was your day
davepoobond: do you like captain america
davepoobond: i just saw it today
Tito: pretending youre 13 isnt cute.
davepoobond: what do you want to talk about then
Tito: nothing, added you to see what zone youre in to keep killing you
davepoobond: did i kill your quest mob or something
Tito: nope, i killed you then you tried to jump me and i killed you again cause. youre garbage
Tito: and youre clearly already aware of that
Tito: hence the game youre playing where you act stupid
Tito: enjoy losing
davepoobond: cant wait to see your emails leaked on wikileaks
Tito: its sad youre in your 20s and act 13
Tito: think about that
He unfriends me. A couple minutes later he comes back and kills me.
prizreut – v. to park vehicle for a minimum of 8 hours. Then repeat steps 2 through 12. DO NOT REPEAT STEP 1.
eheuarfa – v. from a stop, accelerating to 104 Km/h (65 MPH). Then decelerate at closed throttle until 64 Km/h (40 MPH) (no brakes). Repeat this 3 times.
tolaraonmuevenraur – v. from a stop and in overdrive, moderately accelerating to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruising for at least 15 seconds. You then stop vehicle and repeat without overdrive to 64 Km/h (40 MPH) cruising for at least 30 seconds. While at 64 Km/h (40 MPH), you activate overdrive and accelerate to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruise for at least 15 seconds. You then Stop for at least 20 seconds and repeat the whole sequence five times.