vactalz – n. the kind of poop where you do nothing but sit on a toilet for 30+ minutes doing nothing but farting and making the bathroom smell like absolute rancid toxic warfare. The toilet is left unflushed with your piss because you are to come back, and you don’t even have the courtesy to spray an air freshener, turn on a fan, or open a window because you’re an uncivilized old smelly man who has a room full of trash you will never throw away
assomisiuq – v. to change a tire in the middle of a freeway
spuesiuqpu – n. soul food made in the bathroom
inlac – n. a web site that has decided to make themselves unusable by loading their page with ads and making people’s browsers always freeze when they visit it. Yet, people still visit. WHY?
ioesstreoo – v. to shoot a laser from your dick
supimosid – n. a family gathering for playing board games while wearing only mop heads for loin cloths
eudquerrep – v. to attempt to play a toaster like a banjo
tuveuseroc – n. a rock that looks like at least four different presidents, depending on the angle you look at it
uqodupsqiq – v. to call someone out for holding a red umbrella on the first Tuesday after Labor Day
cidmototoro – n. a highly effeminate pulled pork connoisseur
otreibucsed – n. a man over 40 known for throwing up on turtles
geaegelnsy – n. the free rain gutters you get with the purchase of a roof
qixod – v. to send a screenshot of a PDF of your resume instead of your actual resume
cantuiren – n. a Japanese drama dubbed in Spanish, but with English subtitles
obrotilsuu – v. to wash your hands before you take the trash out, but not after. Weird.