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The Many Ways to Say Penis

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A – “the” Alpha

B – Banana, Burrito, Bulge, Beef, Baby-maker, Big one, Bat, Boner, Bone, Biscuit

C – Cock, Chub, Club, Chode

D – Dick, Dong, Donger, Dingaling, Dingdong, Drill, Dipstick

E – Ejaculater, Equipment

F – Frank, Frankfurter, Faucet, Fuckstick, Flute, Fire-hose, Five-Dollar Footlong, “a” Floppy

G – Gavel, Groin

H – Head, Hot dog, Hammer, Hose, Handle

I –

J – Johnson, Joystick, Junior

K – Knob

L – Leaker, Love muscle, Limp Bizkit, Lip Balm Stick

M – Manhood, Meat, Member, Magnum

N – Noodle, Needle, Navy Ship (lots of sea-men)

O – One-eyed Snake

P – Penis, Phallus, Pecker, Peter, Prick, Pickle, Package, Pole, Peepee, Pisser, Pounder, Poker, Popsicle, Pricker, Pen15, Pistol, Pogo stick, Pene (Spanish/Italian), Privates, Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Q –

R – Rocket, Rod, Richard

S – Sausage, Shaft, Scepter, Schlong, Spelunker, Stick, Snake, Sword, Shooter, Squirter, Stamp, Submarine, Shower Not a Grower

T – Thing, Tool, Tower, Tripod, Third Leg, Ten-incher, Tip, Tinky Winky, Thermometer

U –

V –

W – Weewee, Weiner, Weenee, Wang, Willy, Wood, Wii, Wee, Whistle, Womb raider, Weapon

X –

Y –

Z –

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The Many Ways to Say Vagina

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This entry is part 5 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

A –

B – Birthing region, Bleeder, Bush, Baby-pooper, Baby-maker, Baby factory, Box

C – Clit, Clitoris, Cunt, Cake, Cheese sandwich, Coin slot, Cooch, Cherry, Catcher’s Mitt, Carpet, Child Maker, Child factory

D – Ditch

E – Equipment

F – Fish

G –

H – Hymen, Ham sandwich, Hole, Hooha

I –

J –

K – Kitty

L – Labia

M – Moisty Jungle, Muff

N – Nookie

O – Ovary Factory

P – Pussy, Pink taco, The Pink, Pie, Poontang, Poon, Privates, Private part, Pita sandwich, Port, Pocket

Q – Quesadilla, Queefer, Queefadilla

R –

S – Sandwich, Slot, Spaceport, Snatch, Smelly Fish

T – Taco, Tunnel

U –

V – Vagina, Vadge/Vag, Vajayjay, V, Very Intimate Area

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Z –

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The Many Ways to Say Boobs

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This entry is part 2 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

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A – Areolas, (anything that is round), A-Cups

B – Boobs, Boobies, Breasts, Bosom, Bust, Balloons, Bags, B-Cups, Bangers, Bouncers, Baloombas, Bazongas, Bewbs

C – Cans, Chesticles, Chest, Cleavage, Chachas, Cheechees, Chestnuts, C-Cups, Casabas, Creampies, Cupcakes

D – Double D’s, D-Cups

E –

F – Funbags, Flat-chest

G – Globes, Girls, Girl nuts

H – Hooters, Honkers, Headlights, Hoohahs

I –

J – Jugs, Jubblies, Juicy Fruit, Jumblies

K – Knockers

L – Lady balls, Lady nuts, Ladies, Lady lumps, Lumps

M – Mammary glands, Melons, Milkbags, Milk Factories, Mounds, Mountains, Meatballs, Mangos

N – Nips, Nipples

O – Orbs

P – Pins, Puppies

Q –

R – Rack

S – Spheres, Squirters, Set

T – Tits, Tittays, Titties, Teat, Ta-tas, Twins, Teeters, Tweeters, Teets, Tom-Toms

U – Udder

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The Many Ways to Say Testicles

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This entry is part 4 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

A –

B – Balls, Berries, Bulge, Ballsack, Basket

C –

D –

E – Equipment

F – Family jewels, Fuzzy peaches

G – Gonads, Groin

H –

I –

J – Jewels, Junk

K –

L –

M – Merchandise

N – Nads, Nuts, Nutsack

O –

P – Pills, Privates

Q –

R – Rocks

S – Stones, Sack, Scrotum

T – Testicles, Testes

U – Undercarriage

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