nomecon – v. to take an impromptu paid day off on the worst possible day to do so because if you had gone to work you would have enjoyed a free lunch and left early while also getting paid for the time after you left not at the expense of your personal paid time off hours
masbe – v. to watch a commercial enough times where you pay attention to the nuances and question the logic to its miniscule points
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
and you smell like one, too!
miembroap – n. a 30-year tax credit
muco – n. mouthwash designed to be able to be swallowed. Goes well with T-Bone steak and mashed potatoes.
adold – v. to overdose on mouthwash
ilomom – n. a gun permit for someone who is blind
cenuiba – v. to go into the bathroom explicitly with the purpose of writing a check
secree – n. the back room of a back room
lawyera – n. a fake lawyer
fuerzaip – v. to establish a forum just for the purpose of talking to yourself
osangreli – n. a very expensive suit for a baby
paorbmeim – n. a diaper that is made to look like pants for a suit so that a baby can wear a suit
esquivel – n. a large bear-shaped container full of animal crackers that only costs 5 dollars
ygma – n. one of those things that takes a long time explaining because someone has little to no knowledge about the nuances between the things that are trying to be explained.
Ex. The ygma of sending an original email as an attachment and thinking that simply forwarding it is the same thing is annoying.
Ex. The ygma of a DVD that can play in a DVD player or a data disc is annoying.