Gay Spray

(a guy wearing a pink dress gets fucked by another guy on a purple sofa. You can hear n’sync music in the background.)

guy wearing a dress: this is a swingin’ beat, steve!

other guy: yeah, george…I mean Jane.

(They have sex for a few more seconds)

George/Jane: uh oh…

Steve: what is it?

George/Jane: I feel like i’m becoming straight again!

Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George/Jane: quick! Pass me the Gay Spray!

(George/Jane gets the Gay Spray and he sprays it)

George/Jane: Whew! i’m gay again!

(They both stand up)

Both: Gay Spray! For people who want to be gay, but aren’t! Just one spray of this stuff and you will be gayer then n’sync!

(they have sex some more)

(end)

 

The Rain in Bahrain

The rain

in Bahrain

is insane

in the membrane.

It causes me pain

to see the rain

in Bahrain.

I fly in my plane

to the plains

of Maine

to escape the rain

in Bahrain.

The plains of Maine

are plain,

but they are not nearly as inane

as the rain

in Bahrain.

I’d like to go to Spain

to escape the rain

in Bahrain.

THE RAIN

IN BAHRAIN

DRIVES ME INSAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Redneck Tornado Surfing – Rules

Materials: tornado, long rectangular pieces of metal

# of Players: 1 or more

What You Do:

1. Stand on a piece of metal like a surfboard.

2. Wait until a tornado comes.

3. When a tornado comes, allow yourself to get sucked into it, and make sure you have your piece of metal with you.

4. Ride the piece of metal up and down in the tornado until it drops you somewhere.

5. You can’t win this game but it’s really fun.

Boundaries: The tornado

 

Joke #5240: Girls Names

This guy is hanging out in his living room when his daughter comes in. She says “Daddy, why am I named Violet?”

“Because a violet landed on your head when you were born,” he says.

Violet says “oh,” and leaves.

Then, his second daughter comes in and she asks “Daddy, why am I named Rose?”

He says “Because a rose landed on your head when you were born.

She says “oh,” and leaves.

Then, his third daughter comes in and says “Koooojmuquishlawnkk!”

He says “Be quiet, Cinder Block!”