Joke #8984

A lion spots a monkey walking through the jungle. He grabs him by the neck and roars “Who’s the king of the jungle?”

The frightened monkey says, “You are, of course, your majesty.”

The lion does this to several other animals, with the same results. Then the lion goes up to an elephant, grabs him by the trunk and roars, “Who’s the king of the jungle?”

The elephant picks the lion up with his trunk, bounces him a few times on the ground, grabs his tail, twirls the lion around over his head, and then lets him go flying into a mud puddle.

The lion looks up at the elephant and says, “Well, if you don’t know the answer, just say so!”

A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy!

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