This was a group effort by davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Nose, and stimpyismyname.

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INT. HOUSE – DAY

 

 

A cockatiel is on a recliner. People are bowing down to it. Another person brings a piece of bread and puts it in front of the bird. The bird eats a little of the bread, and the last person that came in, starts bowing down as well, with the other.

 

CUT TO: EXT. GRASSY FIELD – DAY

 

 

A BUTTERBEE is pollinating the flowers

 

Butterbee

 

I’m pollinating the flowers!

 

2 PEOPLE come over.

 

Person 1

 

Oh, what a pretty butterfly!

 

The Butterbee goes crazy and beats them up. Afterwards, he goes back to pollinating.

 

CUT TO: INT. HOUSE – DAY

 

 

ACTIVIST is in a cage. A DOG is outside the cage. The dog looks into the cage, “smiling” and the ACTIVIST is pawing at the cage happily.

 

CUT TO: SWIMMING POOL – DAY

 

 

3 people jump out of a pool and they swim around like otters. The camera tilts to a DUCK’s wing that has pieces of bread on it.

 

Duck

 

Quack quack!

 

The 3 people start looking at the camera, and act up.

 

3 people

 

(at same time)

 

Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread!

 

The DUCK throws in the bread.

 

3 people

 

(at same time, while punching at each other and grabbing the bread)

 

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

DISSOLVE TO: ACTIVIST’s EYE – Day

 

 

The camera zooms out from the ACTIVIST’s eye. We see the activist holding a piece of paper above his head, that says: ANIMAL RIGHTS.

 

Activist

(smiling)

Yeah…

 

 

End.