This is a Shitlock Holmes adventure
Holmes’s is beating Watchman, his assistant, in a game of twister. They are in there office. Watchman falls ontop of Holmes…It looks really gay. Just then the secretary walks into the office.Secretary : Uh…ok?
Holmes : Well what is it bitch?
Secretary : You got a call, some teenager lost his X Box. He wants you and your gay lover to help.
Holmes : Thanks slut, next time bring one of your thousands of boyfriends to help us solve the case.
Secretary flips him off and slams the door of his office. Holmes gets up, kicks Watchman off the mat and rolls it up. Watchman rols back his sleeve reveling his arm full of watches…what the fuck?
Holmes : Well Watchman, we got a case finally.
Watchman : Ye-
Holmes : Shut up and get me my coat.
Watchman gets the coat and they walk out. They arrive at Jimmy P.’s house an hour late because Watchman is stupid and can’t drive for shit. He hit like 5 grandma’s and 2 stop signs. Anyways, Jimmy P. opens the door when he hears the crash outside his house. What a surprise, Watchman drove into the side of the house.
Jimmy : WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!!!
Watchman : So-
Holmes : Shut up Watchman
Jimmy : WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
Holmes : Sorry, anyways where’s the crime scene?
Jimmy : DON’T ANYWAYS ME, YOU CRASHED RIGHT INTO MY FUCKIN HOUSE, MY X BOX ISN’T WORTH THE ASS BEATIN’ I’M GETTIN FROM MY GRANDMA WHEN SHE COMES HOME FROM HER WALK!
Holmes looks at Watchman and back at Jimmy.
Holmes : Um did she have belbottom pants and a pink cane and a purple pimpin’ hat?
Jimmy : Yea, why?
Holmes and Watchman : ….
Holmes : um…yeah, she’s probablly laying on the street tired or somethin…we’ll see her when she gets back
Watchman runs to the car and quickly pulls off the Purple Pimp hat thats covered in blood off the bumper and throws it into the neighbor’s yard.
Holmes : Anyways…about that crime scene…
Jimmy : Oh yeah it’s over here…
Jimmy leads them inside to his house, they hop over the car thats in the middle of the dining room and they make there way into his room. Holmes and Watchman survey the scene.
Holmes : The X Box is right here…are you stupid?
Jimmy : No, the other X Box…
Holmes : You have 2 X Boxs?
Jimmy : No
Watchman : it’s 3:01 PM EST
Holmes is confused…
Jimmy : It’s the Box that the X Box came in, thats the real X Box because with out it, you can’t get the X Box…
Holmes : Umm…ok??
Jimmy : It’s stolen…
Holmes : And who gives a shit?
Jimmy : It’s stolen
Watchman goes to the car and pulls out a bag and heads to the bathroom. He dumps the bag into the bathtub and it’s full of…???…WATCHES? WHAT THE FUCK? He takes off his clothes and jumps in. Jimmy heres the noise and goes to the bathroom.
Jimmy : what the fuck???
Watchman : it’s 3:30 PM EST!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy goes to his room and pulls out his baseball bat and walks back into the bathroom. He starts smashing the watches in the bathtub!
Jimmy : WHAT TIME IS IT NOW MOTHA FUCKA!
Watchman gets pissed and tackles Jimmy..they get into a tough game of thumb war… WHAT THE FUCK? Holmes walks in and see’s Watchman and Jimmy thumb wrestling.
Holmes : Watchman, grab your watches and lets go.
Jimmy : But what about my X Box????
Holmes : Fuck your X Box, besides your grandma had it when she was walkin down the street to your house right before we…um nevermind…
Holmes walks quickly over to the car and Jimmy follows.
Jimmy : Right before what?
Suddenly, jimmy looks over to the car and see’s a X Boxs’ Box flattened against the hood of the car covered with blood. Watchman grabs his sack full of watches, forgets his clothes and hops in the car, Holmes follows.
Jimmy : YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watchman drives off crashing into garbage cans n’ stuff…watches are flying out the windows of the car. They make there way back to there office and they crash into the building, even though Watchman is butt naked and his arms and legs are covered with watches. The End.