Radiator Carpet

The Video Professor: Hello! I’m The Video Professor with another product from Smart Carpets. Its called Radiator Carpet!

 

(The Video Professor lies down on the carpet in front of him)

 

The Video Professor: do you just happen to be cold-blooded or feel like being a lizard or a spider for no apparent whatsoever in you life? Look no further than the plug-inable Radiator Carpet!

 

(The Video Professor rolls around)

 

The Video Professor: IT works like a VCR in the sense that you don’t know how to program it, and it can plug into an outlet! But there are some drawbacks…

 

(The Video Professor gets 3rd degree burns all over his body)

 

The Video Professor: We have yet to come out with a model that you can actually control! Only $1500, at your local Smart Carpeteers! AHHHHH! THE BURNING!!!

 

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