Jack with sports
Lucky with weather
Dude with top stories
Dude: Hello and welcome tonight we have-
Lucky: Is it my turn?
Dude: … NO…as I was saying-
Lucky: The weather outside is good for-
Dude: Dude like, its my turn quit bustin in
Lucky: But the weather is good
Dude: Don’ make me hurt you
Lucky: Hey do you have a pet monkey?
Lucky: I have one…actully two…last night there were really strange noises
Dude: OOOOOOK…thats enough of that
Lucky: and the weather…its simply-
Dude: ENOUGH WITH THE WEATHER
Jack: Hey super bowl is on…YEE HAW
Dude: oh boy now Jack
Lucky: Sports SUCK
Jack: WHAT AND YOU THINK WEATHER’s ANY BETTER?
jAcK: err get ready to die
Lucky: Hey look the guy making this story made your letters funny
Lucky: look up, it says jAcK and not Jack
jAcK: why i’m gonna kill him…HEY YOU CHANGE MY LETTERS BACK
Dude: dude now with top stories…hey where’d my top stories paper go?
Lucky: Uh nowhere…there uh over there behind the bathrookm door.
Dude: I’ll go get ’em (Dude starts walking in the bathroom)
Lucky: (locks Dude in the bathroom)good enough of him
Jack: WEATHER SUCKS