Parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by The Crash Test Dummies.

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Once there was this cow who
Was on heat and broke into the bull paddock
And when she finally came back
She had a family of 675 calves
It was from when
She mated with all the bulls

Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo

Once there was this bull who
Was teased by some stupid hick farmer
And when the farmer wasn’t looking
The bull charged up and bucked him hard
The farmer was rushed to hospital
With bull horns stuck in his buttcheeks

Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo

Both bull and cow had their fun
Having calves and bucking stupid farmers

And then there was this calf who
Had malfunctioning bowels and couldn’t stop shitting
And when it was grazing season
The paddock was absolutely covered in cow patties
The farmer made big bucks
Selling cow manure

Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo