Parody of “You Drive Me Crazy,” by Britney Spears

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Baby

I’m so into you

But your not the only one

That I’ve ever screwed

Baby

You spin me around

My hair extentions

Fall right to the ground

 

Everytime you look at me

I do my shimmy

And you start to flee

 

Loving you means so much more

But its not as fun to me as being a whore

 

*chorus*

I drive you crazy

You just cant sleep

I’m so annoying

And, I’m such a geek

Oh crazy

I wear clothes too tight

Baby thinking of me

Keeps me busy all night

 

You tell me

I look like a goat

And I cant even

Reach a high note

 

Dont tell me

You wanna be free

Just cuz my make-up

Is done all shitty

 

Loving you means so much more

But its not as fun to me as being a whore

 

*chorus repeated*

 

Crazy

I’m so confused

I’m such a ditz

And I have fake boobs

 

Crazy

But they feel alright

Every day and every night

 

*chorus repeated*